>"I didn't consider fun being part of universe ordering, but this is gonna be fun" -Thanos
>"Put your mean faces on" - Star Lord
>"Who the hell are you guys" Thor, king of asgard
>Rocket racoon teaches Spider-Man to dance and dab
*Breathes in*
HAHAHHAHAHHHAHA what a mistake
Now watch me quip
HELLA FUCKIN EPIC BRO
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>>85016614
give us the leak....
NAO!!!
Is this bowfishing kino? And why are rednecks so based?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm_VQbFDjz0
>>85016210
>I enjoy watching animals get murdered
Fuck off
>>85016348
fish arent animals their 90% water
>>85016348
Found the vegan faggot
She was absolutely perfect, from beginnig to end, top to bottom. Yet /tv/ hates here, for some reason. Guess y'all hate women.
>>85015992
>beginnig to end
Nah the end was retarded. She was an archetype of a self-destroying character. I really hoped she would get a story where she sorts herself out. Hell even ending with Dexter would be great. Instead she was just slutting herself and went after dindu.
>>85015992
she played herself
Im salty they didnt incest
What does /tv/ think of Aubrey Plaza?
>>85015940
I would dissapoint her with my 5 inch penis if you get what i'm sayin
I liked her in Scott Pilgrim when it first came out. Then suddenly I saw her being cast everywhere as le quirky girl and I was surprised.
She's aight
>>85015940
She has bitch eyes, and she's too liberal for my taste.
Feminists should all burn.
Are there any movies or shows about real outcast types. or hikimori NEETs/geeks?
Not this self proclaimed outcast nerd shit where characters still have a healthy social life and circle of friends
Welcome to the NHK. And The Machinist.
Blade
>>85015728
One Hour Photo
>dat grip tho
Can you imagine the kino Thor & Black Panther Solo Flick would create!
Marvel
>Chads
>full heads of hair
>strong manly grips
DC
>alcohol and drugs
>depression
>fat
>bald
>skeletons
How can DC ever compete?
>>85015756
>Joined Atlantis in 2006
>King of Atlantis in 2016
You can't get more alpha than this
Winter Soldier/Black Panther would make a better team up.
>>85015600
Annie Hall is kino tho
>>85015600
Fucking scorsese and his christian kinos and narration filled rise to power and fall kinos.
O.W.: I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
H.J.: I’ve never understood why. Have you met him?
O.W.: Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
H.J.: He’s not arrogant; he’s shy.
O.W.: He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.
Hard mode: No testies.
I support a coal burner Doctor.
>>85016072
I also support the mining industry.
It'll be a man but a man with brown skin. It makes the most sense. They're still too scared to cast a woman, so they'll go with a man, but they'll try to score progressive points by casting a nog or paki
How did Gimli know what a nervous system is?
Gimli has a medicine degree of the Minas Morgul University, although he did spent his freshman year doing nothing but partying at his fraternity, having to repeat all but one classes next year
>implying dwarves don't go to school
get the fuck of here you bigot
>>85015506
Dwarfs like to dig into things, be it a mountain or a human cranium.
https://youtu.be/3mRJmcuC-8Y?t=56m40s
56:40 - Rich makes a genuine observation. Josh predictably fails with his attempt, because he doesn't think about what he's going to say until the words are already leaving his mouth.
"For a while I could agree with you, but then I couldn't. It both got more convincing and less convincing with like, the chaos." ~ Josh doing what he does best; listening to himself speak, without making a real point.
It's not even that he had a shit moment, either. They all have their weak moments on occasion. Josh has almost nothing but shit contributions, though. And the worst part is, he frequently grinds everything to a halt so he can make sure everyone sees him crash and burn.
Is there something useful he does behind-the-scenes that makes them want to throw him a bone and have him on? Or is he just Jay's dumb friend?
I honestly don't see what RLM likes about Josh's contributions. He seems likable enough as far as a regular, non-entertainer goes. But his humor is so outdated and cringe. He also seems to have a completely different idea as to what BOTW is all about, compared to the other guys. He hams it up like he's on MST3K. He'd fit in a hell of a lot better with something lame and toothless like That Guy With The Glasses.
>>85015376
>Oh no there is someone i dont like in my friend simulator! Better try to exclude him like my real circle of friends did with me!
>>85015376
He reminds me of myself with zero improv / group conversation skills.
>>85016129
just because you don't like something, doesn't make it spam you faggot
So, who's side were you on ?
>>85015199
Cesear wanted peace
>>85015199
The colonels, obviously. We know for a fact that he was right about everything. We know Caesars utopia doesn't actually come about and the Apes are just as bad as humans in the end.
>White man
I know which side I am AGAINST
Does Hollywood have a process in place for dealing with young actresses with eating disorders?
>>85015156
mirin that jaw
>>85015156
she is vomit inducing.
The sad consequence of an all fluid diet
>moral of the story: be willingly involved in an armed robbery syndicate, kill and injure several people, and endanger the lives of countless others and a judge will give you a slap on the wrist.
pretty realistic desu.
>>85015120
He was white, so yeah.
>>85015160
race doesn't matter in this case, in 2017 criminals have more rights than law abiding citizens.
>>85015120
Don't forget the shitty taste in music. Seriously, Bellbottoms is one of the worst non-hiphop songs I've ever heard and yet they open the movie with it.
Imagine having a female doppelganger 9" taller than you.
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>>85015023
graves had a better voice than danzig
IMAGINE BEING ARNOLD
>no Emmy nominations for The Young Pope or Twin Peaks: The Return
>instead Westworld, and cavalcade of other shitty series nominated
>>85014909
Sacrilege
>>85014909
Too sophisticated for simple minded to understand.
I'm not surprised.
>>85014909
Westworld was so forgettable. Just a huge budget show with nothing more to say. I know they didn't 'say' nothing, but I thought it amounted to nothing. I guess the praise pissed me off. It's like Game of Thrones, good but so, so, so overrated.
The real crime here is that Lynch didn't get a directing Emmy and The Leftovers got nothing, but Carrie Coon got an Emmy nod for her dry as fuck work in Fargo: The worst season yet.