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>>85131480
I will beat your ass old man.

LOL WILL FERRELL XD
I LIKE WHEN HE SHOUTS REALLY REALLY LOUDLY HAHHAHAHHA WHEN HE RAISES HIS VOICE I KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING IS FUNNY HAHAHA

I'M ALL JACKED UP ON MT. DEW

>>85131278
This isn't a movie. It's a joint.

BUGGIN OUT DID NOTHING WRONG

Sal literally did nothing wrong

>>85131109
I legit cried at this part not even memeing

>>85131125
because the worst movie I had ever seen was finally over

I ALMOST HAD YOU THERE

>>85131040
>conan the barbarian
>smart
maybe you're the retard anon

>>85132544

Nah, seems like it's you.

>>85131040
They are intimidated by the aryan ubermensch. They must submit!

>But when Conan and Doom meet at the top of the Mountain of Power, it was, for me, a rather unsettling image to see this Nordic superman confronting a black, and when Doom's head was sliced off and contemptuously thrown down the flight of stairs by the muscular blond Conan, I found myself thinking that Leni Reifenstahl could have directed the scene, and that Goebbels might have applauded it.

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Brother, can I have your books? I really need to read.

Don't.

He's trying to outwit a reader hivemind of millions which already conceived every ending the series could have

Got to milk taht shit

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>>85130623
>2 hour movie
>Every 10 months

You're not burned out from the movies themselves, but from news hype, and need culture. Just like thinking about going to the dentist is more stressing than going to the dentist itself.

Quit /tv/, quit news sites and you'll be much happier.

No. it's because producing these movies was harder. If Sony could at the time, have `good` spiderman flicks coming out every summer, they would.

No, its shit

It's basically a low rent sitcom, its just over produced as fuck

Also Brie looks like shes fucking 40 in this so its not worth watching for her

>>85130578
why are you watching that shit ?
Brie tits in episode 1 and we're done.

>>85130595
>Also Brie looks like shes fucking 40 in this so its not worth watching for her
I don't see how this is a bad thing desu

>>85130348
That's why he hates the vietnamese

MY DOG, SHE KICKED IT AND NOW IM GOING TO FUCK HER

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT

>>85130348
They brutally killed a puppy on screen in John Wick.
Shooter they mentioned off hand that they kill his dog.
Kinda big difference in terms of character motivation and how an audience responds.

Really can't remember any movie where they kill a dog like in John Wick. Interested to know what other films they've done something similar and how it affected the tone of the film.

had some of the best jokes for sure

>now you double-dribble balls that nobody can see

but I like the one with the tmnt and the artists they were named after better

Epic. Simply epic.

>>85130148
Explain how shit like this is any better than the Super Villian Shuffle. Pro tip: you can't.

It's already on production but it will be shit because none of the norwegian bands let using their music on the film

>>85130750
I glad they didn't, have you seen the awful casting?

Bale, obviosuly.

Old Testament - Bible - Koran

Fuck the book of mormon reboot

>>85130165
but the Old Testament is in the Bible

>>85129770
Either the Before trilogy or LOTR. I personally prefer the former but you can't really compare the two

LOTR

Reminder that Alicia Witt has finally come back to /x/ after a year long abscence with new creepypastas.

No I don't

>>85129576
Do you think he only talks about things he was in or other stuff too?

>>85129574
i like her

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>/ourgirl/

>>85129612

Mel faking his interest was great but the infernal hate in Vince's eyes was fantastic to watch

>>85129542
It's actually really great, and one of George C. Scott's greatest performances.

Step out of the meme-induced reality you live in and learn to appreciate films made 30 fucking years before anyone even knew what the fucked blacked.com was. You might actually learn to enjoy yourself.

>>85129622
>>85129542
Also, Scott's character literally kills the guy who "cucked" him by filming sex with his daughter so your analogy doesn't even hold true there. Spoilers because fuck you, you probably won't even watch this movie anyway.

>>85129622

looks boring though. just some guy who watches a porno and his daughter is in it

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What are some shows similar to firefly? Space western types with some humor added to its seriousness's

>>85129621
Cowboy Bebop

>>85129621
cowboy bebop which was probably an inspiration for firefly