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>>87359598
ONE BLACK COCK

combo breaker

>>87359653
RISES

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>underage &ban

>tfw heard john berry died

i cried

>>87359566
....but yet anything made today is

Gay nerd shit

Not a lot of people know this but the [light saber clashing noise] was added in post-production as neither of the props used in this scene made that noise when struck.

He was letting Darth know that he wasnt shit. Basically telling him he won gold at the special olympics

>>87359270
>lift your arms for daddy!

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IS THAT SOME FUCKING MINI ALIEN SAME AS MINI GROOT

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CHESTBUSTER?

WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING SO FAST NOW?

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO STUPID?

WHY ARE THOSE MOVIES SO DOGSHIT?

My family, my friend, I have criss-crossed this great land of our countless times. I hold a map of it here, in my heart next to the joyful memories o the carefree days I spent as a young boy here in your beautiful town of Twin Peaks.

From Alexandria, Virginia to Stockton, California. I think about Lewis and his friend Clark, the first Caucasians to see this part of the world; their footsteps have been the highways and byways of my days on the road. My shadow is always with me, sometimes ahead, sometimes behind, sometimes to the left or sometimes toe the right.

Except on cloudy days or at night.

the true LYNCHING is not being able to find the credits music

KYS lynch

Because people are more sick of your trash culture americanising things then they are of you blackwashing beloved characters

can't watch it because no Pope would live up to Mendelsohn

>>87361086
lool what dude, that makes no fucking sense

#NotAllOrcs

I recognise this old meme.

Killing Hitler was a bad idea

Good morning Jason

>>87349447
Ask Larry

>>87349428
Because they're actually the racists ya ding-dong diddly dip.

The ending of season 3 will be talked about for years to come

>>87349234
Dougie Jones: Insurance Salesman edit when?

it would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle

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So, there's this bloke, right? He's a school teacher, and he's into all chemistry and physics an' that. Handing out homework to the kids, drawing... atoms an' that on the blackboard, stuff like that. And he's basically a good bloke, got a wife. His son is disabled and 'e has a baby on the way. Family bloke.

Anyway, he ends up with.. cancer. An' 'e starts doing all this mental stuff, exploding buildings an' that. 'Cause he starts making cocaine and heroin and sellin' it for loads of cash on the side 'cause teachers are never paid enough, yeah?

So he goes to the desert, 'cause he lives in America an' they have deserts where...
He stays near a desert.
One day he heads out with a bunch of metal bits and pieces, and 'e builds a machine gun from scratch in no time flat. You don't see 'im making the bullets but he's a switched-on bloke and 'e knows 'is stuff. Maybe he bought some from a gun shop.

And he ends up putting this big machine gun in his car and when he presses a button on... his key thing. Key fob. And the gun pops up out of the car and it can shoot through walls an' that. Kills a bunch of people.

So the lesson there is "pay teachers more money because they could go mental."

>Yfw Sheev rhymes with Sneed

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>>87358933
Kys

>>87359253
literal autism

desperation

>>87358882

Weird relationship with mother.

>>87358882
what do we call them now?
The Wachowski ________

>>87358746
*makes shit post for (you)s

Brilliant!

>>87358746
Those were crazy nineties, just right for weirdos like Jim.

People realized ages ago that he's a hack one trick pony. That's basically why his career died.