If there's one problem I have going into The Disaster Artist, it's that Dave Franco is playing Greg Sestero. Now, don't get me wrong, Dave Franco is a fine enough actor, and I'm sure his performance will be fine, but Jesus Christ this dude is a manlet. Greg Sestero irl is like 6'2", and Dave Franco is 5'7". I don't know how they expect me to be immersed in the movie when a dwarf is playing Sestosterone. 0/10 worst movie of the decade.
>reeeee they dont look exactly alike
welcome to adaptations, Anon.
its a reddit movie about a reddit movie who cares dude jesus christ
I think the bigger problem is that Dave is ugly when Greg is ridiculously good looking. It made the Room all the funnier
>Christina Hendricks, Alysia Reiner and Anna Camp are set to star in the dark comedy Egg.
>Hendricks and Reiner will play old art-school rivals that both happen to be expecting children at the same time, but one is carrying hers while the other is using a surrogate, played by Camp.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/christina-hendricks-alysia-reiner-star-dark-comedy-glow-actress-1021843
pic of her "rival" in the movie
mommy
>>85173985
>hendricks gets pregnant in real life
>her tits grow to monsterous proportions
>gets them removed
>humanity weeps
All do that with your fingers around your eye. I'm Roger Moore. BANG! Blood dribbles down...
>>85173857
10/10 spot on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA
Alan is the greatest comedy character ever created.
>>85173857
GLANG LANGALANGALANGALANG GLANG
Captcha: ALAN RIDGE
he is the most overrated pleb director, prove me wrong
>>85173799
>he is the most overrated true auteur
ftfy
>>85173799
At least he had his own style, if you want to call it that. The only one I own is Moonrise Kingdom. The rest are forgettable though honestly.
>>85173799
He found his style
Milked the shit out of it
Atleast if he makes a boring movie the visuals are 10/10
I decided to give this show a chance since it's praised everywhere.
>watch first episode
>"There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later."
Dropped it. Fuck this propaganda
>>85173711
there's already a thread up for you to be retarded in
>>85166086
>>85173758
I'm criticizing the show jackass
>>85173788
You can still criticize it in the other thread about it. Hell, that thread didn't exactly begin with praise it; it's just a dishonest bait thread.
Which show will win this scifi showdown? Both release trailers at about the same time, Both shows come out at about the same time. Star Trek Discovery is saying they are taking the modern approach using all CGI while Orville will feature old boring practical effects that everyone hates like model ships and prosthetic masks.
Orville Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9sKeCE8V0
STD Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dxe_ugmIVM
>>85173345
Orville will look better, but it's a Seth McFarlane show so it'll have shit writing.
Hot meme coming through.
>>85173436
right that family guy show and american dad are total failures, granted I also hate those but lets face it they have huge audiences, just not our humor, but his scifi could be ours?
>hahaha...no...no..no..no no no no no nonononononononono
what did she mean by this?
Unsettling for the sake of being unsettling.
>>85172883
> you wasn't kangz
> hahaha...no...no..no..no no no no no nonononononononono
This was the most cringeworthy scene I've ever seen. What idiots think this movie was good.
>john wayne in movies was casted as the alpha
>jimmy stewart was casted as the meek beta
>in real life jimmy was alpha pilot and john wayne was insecure beta who wore lifts was a draft dodger
what did they mean by this?
>>85172755
that wayne was the better actor
>>85172755
>>85172789
take a look at this picture
woody strode is 6"4
jimmy stewart is 6"3
yet john wayne is listed at 6"4 but is not as tall as strode or stewart (stewarts eyes line up to wayne's eye brows)
why did he feel like he needed to lie about his height?
JOHN WAYNE WAS A FAG
why didn’t nolan give the audience a reason to stand up and cheer for hitler sparing the british?
not all audiences are american, and as such, we don't applaud at the end of flicks
The label 'Reddit' is thrown around here pretty casually but never has the hat fit as snugly as it does on Christopher Nolan's bloated head. The man is a living, breathing representation of everything wrong with the film* industry.
Everything the man touches seems intent on making stupid people feel smart. Every shot, cut and line of dialogue feels like a not-so-subtle nudge to make the intellectually stunted feel like they're in on some intricate evolution in the art of plot.
The sad truth is that Nolan is indeed a genius. Not a filmmaking genius, but a genius at pulling the wool over the eyes of the stupid, ignorant and uncultured swine that currently shovel money into the pigsties of Hollywood.
Christ have mercy on cinema's legacy if this man is to be inducted within its great halls.
*I shudder to use the word 'film' in the same paragraph as the name 'Nolan' but it is unavoidable in this case.
>>85172111
yum, spaghetti
>500th episode on Monday
I'm so excited. What kind of interesting people do you hope make appearances?
>>85171761
I hope PFT brings back Len Wiseman. Definitely hoping for:
Ho Ho
Gino
The Chief
Bonequeef
Timekeeper
Victor and Tiny
John Lennon
Claudia O'Daugherty
I want Jareles to come back.
The GOAT Bob Ducca obviously
Who was in the wrong here?
>>85171715
Clearly Costanzo
Costanza was wrong in just about every social practice which he went against.
He shouldn't have doubled dipped
He shouldn't have peed in the public shower
>>85171978
right
https://youtu.be/NygOFsExGMU
including having an offensively small penis
What're some films about REAL men like pic related?
>>85171677
Rob Roy
Armageddon
predator
Conan the barbarian
gladiator
>>85171677
Crimson Tide and Armageddon are the closest because of the people who made them and how close they are to each other, release date-wise.
Other than that, the only other recommendation I got is The Right Stuff but there's more without having to delve into schlock.
did he fuckin die?
>>85171446
he went to the white lodge
it's these kind of shots that make me wish my life was shot like a kino
>>85171556
what does that suppose to mean?
(From the director of Let the Right One In)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8LttobzeQ4
will never be able to take this seriously because of
>Michael Fassbender as Detective Harry Hole
c'mon
>>85170879
Norwegian name
>>85170834
> From the director of Let the Right One In
Tinker Tailor is better movie though
Thoughts on Tim Heidecker?
cuck
>>85170823
i'm glad he calls out /pol/tard neet faggots like the ones that populate this board.