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>>85188875
I love Nesbo's books, could be good.

>>85188875
looks like something that should be a tv series

>mystery thriller novels
The CSI: Miami of the literary world
>filmic adaptations of mystery thriller novels
What do you think

>going to the cinema alone so that you don't hear your friend making some joke or remark about the movie
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Going to the cinema alone is pretty great actually. You always get one of the best seats and you can enjoy the movie without being distracted by wondering if your friends are enjoying it. I never had any weird looks either. Where did the stigma even come from?

>>85188806
>dying of anus cancer while yourself being anus cancer

irony

>>85188689
Dave's show on July 28 was an hour-long disaster: The opening act tested new sound effects, all of which bombed. Next was the Top Ten list, which wasn't ready. Then Myrtle Young, the Potato Chip lady. Then an awkward interview with Ally Sheedy, promoting her film "Maid to Order." Then an attempted call to James "The Drifter" Baggett, but Dave got an airport by mistake. The Top Ten still wasn't ready.

By this point Dave was already on edge from the screw-ups and odd guests. Then came Glover. From a 1992 broadcast of NPR's "All Things Considered" in which movie director Trent Harris explained how his new feature film, "Ruben and Ed," came to be:

"[Glover] said, 'Come on over to my place. I've got something I want to show you.' So I go over to the place he lives in Hollywood. It's a big tower with an elevator in it, so I pushed the elevator button, and I'm waiting in the lobby and the doors open up, and this creature steps out of the elevator in striped bellbottoms, platform shoes, strange hair, double-knit tight polyester shirt, thick glasses, and then he started to giggle, and I realized that it was Crispin and he said, 'Wouldn't it be funny to do a film about this character. Wouldn't he be a great character to write a movie about?' And I said, 'No.' I mean, it's a frightening image to see Rubin Farr for the first time. But then this -- he was invited to go on the David Letterman show, and he said, 'Wouldn't it be interesting if I went on as Rubin Farr?' And I said, 'No.'"

>>85188689
>>85189165

But Glover went ahead and appeared on "Late Night" as Rubin Farr, the character he'd later play in Harris's film. And what was Harris's first reaction to seeing Glover on with Dave? "I literally had to get in the closet. I started to watch the thing, and then I found myself standing up on the couch going, 'No, no, no,' and then I got in the closet and closed the door, hoping that somehow it would stop."

Dave was not amused. After all that had preceded Glover's appearance that night, his mood had already darkened, and Glover's character was first met with bemusement but then disdain, the kick the final straw.

After Glover's segment, Dave discussed the mess with Paul, asked again for the Top Ten (still not ready), and called James again, this time successfully. By the end of the show, Dave thanked his guests, Glover's name conspicuously absent.

There is a podcast with "Morty" Letterman's producer at the time out on the interwebs, that verifies that they had no clue what Crispin was up to that night. After Dave walked off and they went to commercial, Morty kicked Crispin out, while Crispin pleaded "Andy Kaufman, man. Andy Kaufman!" And Morty told him that Andy, Dave, and the writing staff worked on his bits weeks, sometimes months, before he made his appearances, and Dave really, really hates surprises.

Is that you, john wayne?

Was it good? Give it a rating out of 100

Awesometacular or good time no alcohol required

>>85189138
It was alright, 6/10
Just a generic war movie told in the same way like Gus Van Sants "Elephant"... The story itself is really boring and predictable as fuck but the way it shifts from each characters perspective was interesting, at least for a normal viewer. it was probably the only good thing apart from the usual qualities you get from a Nolan movie. Its not his best, its not the best ww2 movie, its not the best 2017 movie, its not the best tom hardy movie, and harry styles is in it, so yeah

There is no Shakespeare of film.

No, that's Zach Snyder

>>85188642
What? All he did was adapt prexisti- OHHHHH...

>waah why do I have to design functional products that the consumer wants

You sound like a pretentious assholes.

>>85188557
Thank Disney. They're the ones who decided to infantilize the film industry and rob it of anything but superficial treatment of theme and characterization. That's why we've got about a dozen major films with exactly the same plot with different window dressing.

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Unironically one of his best

hehehhe knight of KEKS more like

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>>85188192
An autobiographical meditation on vice vs. virtue, carnal pleasures vs spiritual love, money vs poetry, from a deeply Christian philosophy erudite from Texas, who has struggled with finding his place in the Jewified degenerate capital and is still crying everyday about his suicidial mariachi brother and harsh father. Experimental editing to evoke fragments of memories, intimate thoughts as prayers or confessions to evoke universal feelings, interweaving the micro and the macro. Just like tree of life opened with a story about nature vs grace, the pearl parable is about this constant struggle and quest to be a better man in this meaningless world; the pearl is the spark (thin red line), the grace (tol), the wonder (to the wonder)
Terry admits in this flick that he's too fascinated with beauty, as he views it as the closest thing we wingless beasts have to reaching heaven; even though beauty is really the devil's temptation to make us shallow. He's a sinner and a hypocrite and he knows it. Bums and cripples are ugly and he knows they don't really belong alongside his perfume ads aestheticsand Hollywood actors. He knows Hollywood is Jewish hell but he still stays there and accepts their money because he loves shooting pretty Jewish actresses and their feetsies. He knows its a real struggle. It's an admission of guilt

>tfw you want to follow the way of Grace but Nature keeps pulling you back down
>tfw you want to be brought back to the Wonder but the Wonder is forever fleeting
>tfw the only way to be happy is to love, but love brings more pain than happiness
>tfw you'll never find the pearl
>tfw you wanna be like the monk but are closer to the pimp
>tfw you're a dog chasing a tennis ball in a swimming pool
>tfw Hershlag will never tell you to open your mouth

Begin

Being a good Englishman, he follows the Koran.

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>>85188168
because of our glorious lord

>>85188168
to see if fags could fly

>>85188110
>Fortunate Son
What?

don't think I've heard that song, is it any good

>>85188110
What the hell is Fortunate Son you ass?

>>85187898
Watched this for the first time since 2002. I forgot how nothing happens at all in this movie

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THE AIR GOT TO IT

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>>85187898

IT'S [CURRENT YEAR]!!!

uh, did you like it

>>85187835
What happens to x?

Is it kino?

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>mfw I dropped this show after 2.5 episodes

I dun ged it

>/tv/ said to cancel netflix

Kek you poorfags

>>85187833
I am hyped. I hope it's not shit

>>85187467

He'll go the way of the Tucker

never was a big kanyew fan anyway

>>85187467

what? because hes BLACK?

fucking sage

currently watching Season 5. Does anyone else notice how in S4 Carmella's ass gets fatter?

>>85188247
no it got smaller in my opinion

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legs are the thinking man's preference

>you will never see the inverted version of Homecoming where Vulture and his crew are involved in Mission Impossiblesque heists while he has to deal with the fact his daughter wants to fugg the bugkid who is making his job harder

>>85187251
Didn't watch the movie but that actually sounds like a fantastic backstory/motivation for the villain character. Didn't expect the MCU to have that.

>>85187251
Libertarian?

He was basically a blue-collared Trump supporter. I bet he even wants to fuck his cocoa daughter like Drumphy.