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What are some cool movies with assassins?
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Day of the Jackal
Grosse Pointe Blank
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>>85227698
The ending sucked. Two niggers beat an assassin? Total waste of a film.
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Watch Man of Fire, it isn't necessarily an assassin movie but if you liked Collateral you will enjoy it.
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Why after hitting 50 Tom Cruise started picking roles in action movies clearly meant for much younger actors? Look at his characters in Oblivion, Edge of Tommorow and Mummy, did any of them were supposed to be 50-55 years old dudes? I am not saying he should quit acting or stop starring in action movies, but maybe start picking more age appropriate roles, there is a niche for older action heroes like Neeson from Taken, modern Cruise is like that 40 years old woman who thinks she still got it.
P.S. By the way, Cruise is only one year younger than Neeson was when Taken came out and Neeson had 17 years old daughter in that, I don't remember any movie where Cruise played the father since Minority Report
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>>85227645
>I don't remember any movie where Cruise played the father since Minority Report
War of the Worlds
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>>85227694
Oh shit, I forgot it
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As an operating thetan 3, tom has minor control over MEMS (matter energy mass and space). His body and mind no longer age
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Why does /tv/ hate this film? 2017-07-20 11:07:38 Post No.85227491
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Why does /tv/ hate this film?
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"Quips" is not a reason. It's a comedy."It's Reddit" is not a reason either.
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it's Reddit: the movie
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Wrong.
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>>85227584
that's Reddit: the flick
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Aint you hyped yet?
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>>85227390
maybe
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>>85227390
did someone say origin
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Is there a link to the live stream?
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Was it ever revealed what was using up electricity in Chuck's house?
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Didn't Mike plant a bug inside his house? I thought it was that
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your mothers wall dildo
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>>85227344
no you were still using it
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>he eats food at the movies
The patrician choice for consumption while watching film is water only. Anything else and you're likely a fat American
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>being pro-ana
I would ask if you ovulate
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>>85227167
More like the faggots choice for consumption. I smoke a blunt, then buy a large cherry coke or dr. pepper and some popcorn. Only poor faggots who can't afford concessions drink water while going to see kino. I'll be going all in on Dunkirk tomorrow. I don't even go to the movies that often. Last movie I saw was The Force Awakens, which I saw at a theater that also has a restaurant. I ordered a fat juicy burger to eat with my kino.
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>cherry coke or dr pepper
impeccable taste, anon
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>Now this is where we keep all of our meat. You got fifteen rib roasts thirty ten pound bags of hamburgers. You got twelve turkeys, two dozen pork roasts and twenty legs of lamb
Why did they have so much food for three people?
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test
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Great thread. Kubrick eternally btfo.
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>>85227129
Na you're not banned. Shitpost on anon.
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Tell me your movie ideas so I can steal them. It's not like you're gonna use them.
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a movie about superheroes
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A prominent internet Nazi podcast host turns out to be married to a Jewess that promotes LGBT events. Hilarious hijinks ensue as his life gets JIMPACTED and he has to pick up the pieces.
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A group of futanari schoolgirls must travel to a distant land a la Lord of The Rings to slay an evil wizard which is threatening to turn them all into standard pussygirls. Along the way, they fight sexy monstergirls, rape a guy in a weird scene that conflicts with the lighthearted tone of the rest, lose a few party members (literally and figuratively), and finally have a............... climactic battle with the wizard (female), who turns them all into frogs and crushes them all with a big clown hammer before going through with her plan any way.
How come Joey Diaz gets away with using so many popular songs in his podcast?
All other podccast i've seen are fucking terrified to play non free music even the most popular podcast shit themselve if they play a couple of seconds by accident but Joey Diaz burns through several entire songs like nothing
What gives?
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he doesn't give a fuck and no one has told him to stop. also, he plays a lot of older shit so who knows, maybe the copyright holders are dead or just too out of touch to know better. could be an interesting thing for some kike lawyer to look into
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>>85227020
Because lawyers are a bunch of fuckin momo's
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Is this podcast worth watching?
Any great episodes in particular?
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>British spy film
>La Mer starts playing
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lamer is the best, and of the more obscure songs in NIN catalog, i'm shocked it was used in a sountrack at all
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This was one of the best scenes in one of the best movies in the last decade. Were you mad there were no explosions?
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>British Mr Bean film
>La Mer starts playing
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Robert De Negro has decided to further destroy his career and wants to star in a capeshit movie and you're his new agent! What superhero movie role do you think suits him best?
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Uncle Ben
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>>85226837
Cat woman
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>Obligatory pathetic comment saying he'd be perfect for a Dark Knight Returns adaptation.
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>Midi-chlorians ruined my childhood fuck George
>force trees are fine though
Defend this right now mouse shills
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I wish mouseshill would be wordfiltered to iamgay
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So the leaks are legitimate? Rey is the chosen one?
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>>85226733
force trees are from old canon
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Name 1 (one) good conservative comedian 2017-07-20 10:41:54 Post No.85226670
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Name 1 (one) good conservative comedian
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Dennis Miller
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He was good before 9/11 drove him to madness
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>>85226712
9/11 drove the entire country absolutely bonkers
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trey parker
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How come Wonder Woman did so well in the US, but had a pretty average box office internationally (for a superhero movie)? It broke out huge domestically, but it doesn't seem to be that big of a phenomenon in foreign markets.
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Wonder Woman as a character is far more iconic (and frankly just more appealing) in western culture than she is elsewhere.
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>>85226617
foreign markets are redpilled on the HFRK
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Coz WW is mostly beloved american character. Outside, it is nowhere near as known as Spiderman, Batman, Iron Man or Superman or few others.
Also way too much 'glorious american freedom' feeling in her image. All these stars and stripes + blue/red/white colors with gold accents. This is just too much for rest of the world. Even Capitan American isn't that american.
Last reason is, SJW got pretty much no power outside USA, so 'strong female characters' are not demanded by rest of the world
What are some great films primarily set on a train?
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Source Code
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>>85226596
Once upon a time in the west
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The Cassandra Crossing is pretty grim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI0yW4m9aaE