>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
COMING THIS SUMMER
DISASTER PORN FOR EMOTIONALLY STUNTED CHILDREN
>showing Cthulu
YOu fucked up
>>85250596
>showing cthulu
5/10
this is literally r3ddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlUdkRBOv64
that's acually pretty funny for capeshit standards
>>85250622
>>85250560
I ordered one, thanks OP
What a fucking whore.
>>85256195
she looks like a crackhead desu
If Judd Apatow wasn't attached there's now way this shit series would've ran a second season.
>>85256195
>TFW /tv/ is too isolated and fragile to even have highly dysfunctional relationships.
God your so fucking predictable. When the 5th Element went out, there were gorrillions of teenagers on tv saying how shitty it was. 20 years later, /tv/ worships it like it was some kind of masterpiece.
Here we go again. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Hurrr durr, GOD HELP ME it was so gay!
It is. But 10 years from now, your gonna love it liek the little sheeps you are.
> roody poo
>gorillions of teenagers on tv saying how shitty it was.
wut
>>85250186
you were supposed to post this on /r/movies m8
>>85250186
People only shilled that movie because Cara Memevigne
I'm still going totorrentit.
>>85250177
>rainbow poster
>>85250177
>we want the Beyond audience
God that ship is so ugly.
Does being undercover permit this type of behavior?
>>85250108
Typical roastie only cared about the money and fucked off when it was all gone.
>>85250108
>implying society cares when women prey on young boys
Why do you think the go-to response to this situation is always either "Nice!" or "Where were they when I was young?"
>>85250108
no, this scene left him with deep emotional scars
I could really go with some Krispy Kreme's after watching this.
Can you try that again in English?
>>85250023
I just got back from this flick.
>>85250023
>ywn experience /tv/ shitposting for two straight weeks during a power rangers marathon
DUDE
>>85249807
comfy-kino?
STEED
The Netflix logo on a show is the clearest sign of a low quality production
Will this jesse custer kill the old nazi guy?
That was basically irredeemably narrow-minded and shitty in the original, but I guess it fit his character.
With the new one not being half as moral faggy and basically leaving a trail of innocent bodies a mile high, it'd seem as the most hypocritical thing in the world.
>>85249642
>With the new one not being half as moral faggy and basically leaving a trail of innocent bodies a mile high, it'd seem as the most hypocritical thing in the world.
oh you mean like Jesse sending Arseface to hell in the first one when he got called out for abusing Genesis? It's almost as if they missed the entire point of the character (see:show) since day fucking 1.
Preacher is the most Reddit comic in existence. It's edgy for the sake of being edgy and has nothing going on beside. Garth Ennis has rightfully earned his place in the Avatar Press garbage bin.
>>85249710
how would amc handle crossed?
So.... this is the power.... of capeshit.... whoah
>/v/eddit memes
You have to go back
>>85249629
How can marvel ever recover?
>>85249629
"We can just do the entire movie in a computer now" they said.
Felt some British pride once the movie finished. But I feel like all of that is gone these days the people, the culture and pride has been washed away. Thank you, Nolan for making me feel these emotions.
>>85256052
Nice blog faggot
>>85256052
Kek, did Nolan make the Briteeth look heroic? You cowards fled and backstabbed your French allies while doing it.
>>85256052
oy vey white people can't have any pride goy, that's what led to the 16 gorillion
THIS GUY SANDWHICH CRAZY
>>85249586
>SANDWHICH
F A G G O T
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>>85250117
Tuna on white
NO CRUST
>h-hey Arya, please don't forget about me before you leave, i'm still held prisoner in the Twins
Name one time this actor didn't play a fuckup
>GoT
>Rome
>Catastrophe
>Underworld
>>85249568
He was a fuckup in Dr Who too
>>85249556
did you even watch last season?
Who was in the wrong?
Why do male americans love getting fucked in the ass? Specially white ones?
>>85249591
Bc we can't compete
>cool synopsis
>sheev shows up early on
>holy shit natives attack
>wtf piranhas fuck some guy up
nothing has happened for a while now. this movie got boring fast. barely half way through. will I like the second half? I think I got memed by the 87% RT rating.
>have to shitpost on /tv/ before the movie's halfway through
Maybe you're too dumb to enjoy movies?
>>85249510
nothing interesting has happened for ages. protagonist is playing with his kids now. where is the quest for the lost city I was promised?
sheev is back now. one hour left. maybe things will get better.
apparently no one has seen this movie. sheev just sat there in that scene and now there is some euro first world war battle scene going on.
fuck this movie. I am going to watch the mummy.