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You'll wanna make it a Mac tonight.

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his girlfriend is a cunt who looks like the she gives the most unenthusiastic handjobs (as a treat)

>>85269918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs
Watch this instead.

Not saying that paleo is the answer but it is a good counter argument. Carbs are good for you but don't overdo it. Not all calories are the same.

WUNCLER DID NOTHING WRONG

I like it, and no it is not pandering to the left

>>85271417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E
it calls niggers out on their bullshit

>>85269832
The books are are more detailed, yes.
Keep in mind this is a film adaptation, they can't get everything in there. But Pippin and Merry were there from the start, they didn't meet them on the way to Bree like you see in the films.

Also there was another character that gets completely cut out that is called Tom Bombadil who saves all of them from a Cave Wright.

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>>85269832
That trilogy is racist and I can't wait until it gets rebooted with a diverse cast. GoT too.

>>85269921
>But Pippin and Merry were there from the start

I never knew that. I wonder what the reason was for changing it.

>>85269746

Pitchfork really tore into this the other day.

>>85269746
I just read it. It sounds pretty bad but I'm still interested enough to watch it.

>>85270167
meant to reply
>>85269908

>>85271099
watch the language and ill tell you

not my tempo

>>85271099
looking like a walking ballsack

2) Big Lebowski
1) Princess Bride

>>85269703
>rewatchable

Fuck no

I watched that shit for 3 weeks straight

I just cant watch it anymore...

>>85269703

Constantine
Master and Commander
Black'd Swan
Wanted
12 Angry Men
Edge of Tomorrow
American Psycho (unironically)

>>85269696
Idris Elba

>>85270630
based!

paul dano

>>85269669

Nice pic of Javier Bardem.

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>>85269669
He went vegan just before he went on walking dead. He lost a lot of weight

Just watch DS9

>>85269600

was he really just joking?

>>85271074
TNG > DS9

netflix might as well change it's name to capeflix. they have cancelled show after show to fund this marvel crap. i'd rather watch 10 seasons of sense8 with all its over the top ridiculous gay agenda pandering than watch one more capeshit show.

Loeb is in charge of the TV stuff? That explains a lot.

Will they actually try to have decentfight choreography this time?

>>85269681

I honesty really like them. I do find a lot of the scenes really visceral and disturbing. The best traps, it's hard not to imagine yourself in that situation. The fact that they often have to do the pain themselves, makes it tough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6w41uDYWSI

This is one of my favorite traps. The thought of having to cut out your own eye to save your life is just brutal.

The reboot looks f un.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPP6aIw1vgY

>>85269834
This one is also crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_qP1mlfszU

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>Cannon Pictures' SPIDER-MAN (1986).

DIRECTOR: Joseph Zito ("Invasion U.S.A.")

WRITERS: Ted Newsom ("Evil Spawn") & John Brancato ("The Net"); Barney Cohen ("Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter).

>College student Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider created when his physics professor Otto Octavius accidentally overloads a cyclotron in an attempt to find the fabled Anti-Force, an accident which also fuses Octavius' mechanical "waldos" to his spine and drives him insane. Peter uses his newfound abilities to become a famous wrestler known as "Spider-Man", until the tragic death of his Uncle Ben at the hands of Octavius' bumbling assistant Weiner drives him to fight crime. Weiner had been sent to retrieve Peter's groundbreaking term paper on planetary alignment, pivotal for Octavius to reproduce his experiment.

>Octavius begins building a new cyclotron and crosses paths with Spider-Man as he becomes a criminal to acquire the necessary items, while claiming to be the "real" Spider-Man as he had also been bitten by a (regular) at the night of his accident. With the ripples created by Octavius' machine threatening to consume the entire universe, Spider-Man joins forces with his friends Liz Allan, Harry Osborn, Flash Thompson and Kim Dawson; seasoned scientist Solomon Rosomorf and police lieutenant Jake Marotta to stop Octavius, leading to a final in a laboratory flying towards Space, where Octavius dies trying to cross over to a parallel dimension, while Peter and Liz escape from the building in a makeshift parachute built from the America flag, voicing their feelings for each other and sharing a kiss on the way down.

The proposed cast.

>Scott Leva as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.
>Bob Hoskins as Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus.
>Lauren Bacall as Aunt May.
>Stan Lee as J. Jonah Jameson.
>Peter Cushing as Professor Solomon Rosomorf.
>Albert Caesar as Lieutenant Jake Marotta.

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Tom Cruise and Charlie Sheen were originally approached for Peter Parker before stuntman Scott Leva was cast despite having no prior acting experience, because he could perform his own stunts. The movie was originally given a $20 million budget, which was slashed to $10 million due to Cannon Pictures' financial troubles. The script was rewritten several times to scale down costs, to the point where Spider-Man only swung around the city once, deemed it "too tiresome" and settled for using Rosomorf's car as a impromptu Spidey-mobile for the rest of the movie. Despite the troubled production, Cannon was confident enough to distribute a poster and trailer on American movie theater chains (Pic related).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvzRqWRQnw

Zito and the supporting cast eventually abandoned production. Cannon briefly appointed Albert Pyun as a replacement, but by that time it was too late and the project was scrapped when Cannon Pictures went bankrupt. Producer Menahen Golan held on to the rights as he started a new production company, 21st Century Pictures, and joined forces with Carolco Pictures to produce and distribute the movie, written and directed by James Cameron, who at the time was developing the X-MEN movie for Carolco.

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>Carolco Pictures' SPIDER-MAN (1997).

WRITER / DIRECTOR: James Cameron ("Terminator 2: Judgement Day")

>Introverted teenager Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider and uses his newfound abilities to become a late night television celebrity known as "Spider-Man", until the tragic death of his Uncle Ben at the hands of a criminal he could have stopped drives him to fight crime. Peter also bonds with his popular classmate and unrequited crush, Mary-Jane Watson, who hides the pain she suffers from her neglectful parents and her abusive boyfriend Nathan "Flash" McCreedy behind a arrogant façade.

>Spider-Man's activities attract the attention of Carlton Strand, a petty crook who developed electromagnetic powers after being caught in the explosion of an experimental generator, and has used his abilities to become a wealthy businessman. Convinced that he is superior to the human race and meant to rule them, Strand attempts to convince Spider-Man to join his forces, which also include Boyd, a thug who had his DNA spliced with sand in a failed teleportation experiment, giving him shapeshifting abilities. Once Spider-Man refuses, Strand bribes corrupt telecommunications mogul J. Jonah Jameson to begin a smear campaign against him.

>Spider-Man wrestles with his morality and develops a relationship with MJ, who is kidnapped by Strand and Boyd and taken atop the World Trade Center. Spider-Man rescues her and confronts Strand and Boyd, ultimately defeating them both and proving to the people of New York City that he is a hero. MJ finds out his secret identity, and they become a couple, with MJ pursuing a career in medicine while Peter maintains a job as a photographer while continuing his crimefighting activities.

high IQ, ivy league-educated, functionally autistic upper classes

t. someone that works on the upper east side, manhattan

>>85269497
>high IQ, ivy league-educated, functionally autistic upper classes

The President of the United States comments on twitter childishly and you expect me to feel insignificant. Go fuck yourself.

Agree with you op, the dialogue was poorly written. The characters were not believable even in the context of the film.

I always watch it. Surprised it's never discussed.

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Oh and yes it's kino.

Is it worth it? I'm a big fan of cops but wasn't impressed with what little I saw of it.

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>>85268630
DC BTFO BY THE BLACK PANTHER

Hahahah! Never fuck with Trump!!!

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