> Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, you’re gonna be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon, then you’re gonna be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year, you’re gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin’ about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
>Well as a matter of fact I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of-
>Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth..." You got that from Vickers, Work in Essex County, Page 98, right? Yeah I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us—you have any thoughts of—of your own on this matter? Or do—is that your thing, you come into a bar, you read some obscure passage and then you pretend, you pawn it off as your own—your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend?
was it autism?
>>87698576
It's funny because Ben Affleck and Matt Damon wrote that and were like yeah "yes, this is good writing."
MY BOY'S WICKED SMAHTtfw watched this movie about 8 times at work over the past 2 weeks
>>87698576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHv7qaCBRuU
this one was better
*plays the flute behind you*
>>87698316
*eats your face*
So what were the adults doing the whole time this movie was happening? And why didnt they care that kids were going missing?
This shit was the scariest part of the movie for me.
Haven't seen this film yet but everyone who mentions it calls it the best cowboy film of all time.How can that be if everyone looks so old and won't be able to do any action scenes? Also looks a bit edgy from the poster.
Should I give it a tray and watch it or is it trash?
>everyone who mentions it calls it the best cowboy film of all time
not really
It's not really a cowboy movie. It's more a deconstruction of violence in cinema. Kinda like Inglorious Bastards. Don't watch it if you're a pleb or you won't get it.
>>87697807
From what you wrote I reckon is not for you.
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*sucks in more air*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They dumped Del Taco for this?
>>87697785
Not bad really.
Contrarian faggot.
>>87697785
Thus begins the cycle of /tv/ making fun of something until it becomes wildly successful
Well are you going to waste more of your life watching this shit? What are the expectations tonight about this?
>cuckcuckgo
its going to be gay
>THEY TOOK OUR JOBS
part 2
Except in the time since the last episode of DEY TOOK ER DER. Mexicans (goobacks) did actually take out jobs and an election was decided on it
Nope, I quit after the GoT episodes. Not because of GoT in particular, they were just the last episodes of that season. The show has been shit since whichever season had that "Stanley's Cup" episode.
ITT Characters that are literally you
>>87697471
lmfao, is that you OP? absolute madman
Why do we have nazis in Starship Troopers?
because fascism won and thats what humanity looks like after all the jews are dead
>>87697095
Nazis are cool.
Someone had to kill the Jews before they sold us to the bugs.
Did The Neon Demon kill his career?
>>87696211
Whatever happened to the guy in the middle? He was supposed to be working on an epic conspiracy expose involving the assassination of an EU politician but it just dropped off the map and he hasn't done anything else since.
>>87696211
He has one of those annoying benelux faces that you just want to punch.
He'll be fine, he will always have Mommy and Daddy's producer money to fall back on
The greatest comedy character ever created.
First season is literal perfection.
>>87696165
The books are perfection, especially I Partridge. Scissored Isle was fantastic as well.
Cannot wait for the anniversary special and finding out what next year's series' format is.
>>87695942
BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHERE MY BROTHER LIVES!?
You're asked to come up with a movie vehicle for the Kardashian sisters. What's the plot?
My face would be the plot
Her ass the vehicle
Princess Diana 2.0
>>87695517
Why the fuckdid the girl pick the pretty boy in the end?What a gigantic fuck you to everyone that was. It was out of nowhere.
>>87695486
She ends up with the fat kid in the end and he knocks her up.
>>87695486
>why don't women like ugly guys like me :(
>>87697290
Entire movie she was charmed by the ugly kid though.
Stephen King sucks. I have no idea why he's hailed as such a god. His books are always tedious and dumb. But his movies, oh man, his fucking movies. They are AWFUL. Every last one of them.
>>87695386
Misery, Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile are objectively great. And sometimes his source material is used to create something very special, like Kubrick's the Shining.
I'll grant you he's written a shitload of shlock however.
But he's only made one movie.
>>87695386
I'm from Maine and met him once as a kid. He was eating a burger and my dad spotted him and had me shake his hand.
*inhales*
>>87695331
>make your movies... worse?
>>87695347
mhmmm yassss
>>87695331
*formerly breathes in*
>Two of the great horror monsters of our time – Pennywise the Dancing Clown and The Babadook – are in love… according to the internet. Following the success of The Babadook, the film’s titular villain was primed to be a classic horror icon, but was instead turned into an icon of a very different variety – a gay icon. Given the current success of the film version of Stephen King’s IT, perhaps it’s less surprising then that Pennywise and the Babadook have now “officially” hooked up.
>An unofficial Twitter campaign has proponents for both the LGBTQ community and horror films alike pairing Pennywise and the Babadook together as 2017’s most illustrious couple. And though it’s fair to say that neither of the two have hearts of their own, that clearly hasn’t stopped the pair from stealing each other’s all the same.
What is wrong with people?
>>87695185
normies were a mistake
The bigger question is why no one shipped Freddy and Jason
>>87695185
>gay killer clown
Okay, but explain Babadook.
The show was good. Stop denying it. If (((they))) didn't control the entertainment industry my show would still be on.
Sam hyde isnt funny
Lost all respect for Sam when I found out he's notnatty
>>87694521
>my show
kek, nice try sam hyde impersonator