Based Armond White.
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Of course he didn't like it.
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He liked:
>Grown Ups
>Jonah Hex
>G.I. Joe
>G.I. Joe 2
>Battle: Los Angeles
>The Green Hornet
>Clash of the Titans
>Indiana Jones 4
>Transformers 2
>Death Race
>Fantastic Four: Rise of Silver Surfer
>I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
>Takers
>Transporter 3
>Resident Evil: Afterlife
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
He disliked:
>The Tree of Life
>There Will Be Blood
>Black Swan
>The Social Network
>Tangled
>The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
>The Road
>The King's Speech
>Synecdoche, New York
>Transformers
>Toy Story 3
>Eastern Promises
>Stardust
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
>Tales from the Golden Age
>Let Me In
>The Dark Knight
>Mother
>The Hurt Locker
>Blue Valentine
>Up
>Hellboy 2
He also compared Hannah to Kick-Ass because they both have a young female character, thinks I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry is a modern classic, thinks Live Free or Die Hard is the best Die Hard, compared The Road to Resident Evil, thinks Clash of the Titans is better than the LOTR Trilogy, prefers Transformers 2 to Transformers, and thinks CJ7 is deeper and more profound than There Will Be Blood.
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Two mad-dog killers, ready to murder each other! They step into the next room, and I'm thinking, now they're gonna do it.
But no! They sit down in front of a TV, and solve their differences with a kung fu fighting video game!
I tell you, I was so depressed, I strangled them both with the video game cables.
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I was on 4chan. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
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OH RICO, YOU'RE SO BAD
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SHE IS A STONE FOX - I WOULD FUCK HER
At that moment, I hated Vlad
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Did Missandei eat Grey Worm's ass out? 2017-07-24 11:05:35 Post No.85408746
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Did Missandei eat Grey Worm's ass out?
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>Now turn around and let me munch on your unsullied anus
What did she mean by this?
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she gave him a prostate massage
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>>85408784
Would he feel a phantom limb?
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>>85408746
It's not stupid because he probably didn't even realize he could still orgasm that way. Soon enough they'll double bang dildos bumping butts.
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Why was this so highly praised? 2017-07-24 11:04:47 Post No.85408712
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Why was this so highly praised?
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It wasn't bad but it was mediocre at best. Just because something isn't total shit doesn't mean it's great either.
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>>85408712
Tim burton movies will always be artificially liked despite being shit.
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>>85408712
Tim burton movies will always be artificially liked despite being shit.
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>>85408712
Tim burton movies will always be artificially liked despite being shit.
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Do you guys like him? 2017-07-24 11:04:44 Post No.85408711
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Give me your honest thoughts of Chris! How is his taste? How does he compare to Redlettermedia and Mark Kermode?
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He's a sad, pathetic nu-male who got cucked into reviewing the films of others because his filmmaking skills suck.
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>>85408711
There is nothing significant about him. He reviews moves based on taste and like many others who review films, use buzzwords and say they don't like the movie's use of X or think it could have used more of Y without actually articulating a real personal opinion
He's fine if you just like to hear people's opinions
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>>85408711
He's pretty shit but he's more knowledgeable on film than RLM at least.
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It's been good not having to explain myself for the last 20 years. I didn't make them stupid. That's on the parents. That's on the government. Not me.
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weed is medicine therefore I am always SICK
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It makes me nervous to think if I had to reapply for my job, I wouldn't be hired.
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>>85408157
Can someone explain this skit to me in it's entirety and all the deep meanings behind it?
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Which jedi had the coolest lightsaber?
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Vader in Empire
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the purple drank one
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Count Dooku
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First man to kill a woman in one on one combat, is he dare I say our guy?
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yes
Based Euron. Fuck Stannis.
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I can't take a man with a muttonstache seriously soz
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>>85408542
That's because you're a nu-male.
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>watch Dunkirk
>didn't like it, no point except to show survival of some characters you don't really care about
>only redeeming quality were the visuals
>remember the movie The Revenant
>same survival schtick with shit plot and good visuals
when will these dishonest survival films stop being made?
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I really enjoyed The Revenant. I love mostly all of Inarittu's films.
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>>85407909
lets stop first the capeshit overflow, then we can speak about Iñarritu and Nolan as a problem.
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>>85407909
The Revenant was based and about the struggle for life and the drive for revenge. The final fight between Leo and Tom Hardy was goat tier.
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>most male characters are now awkward, bumbling eunuchs, submissive to stronk womyn (Grey worm the eunuch pussy licker, Theon the eunuch cup bearer, Varys the Eunuch naughty schoolboy being henpecked by Kelly C.)
>Jon Snow is repeatedly spoken down to by his little sister in front of all his bannermen
>10-year-old Mormont girl has more status than any of the battle-hardened lords around her, openly defying the King with no repercussion
>Olenna tells Kelly C to ignore clever men because they are men
What happened, /tv/?
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people like this happened
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MEANWHILE /ourguy/ APPEARS
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Why did Waterworld flop?
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>>85407579
It didn't. It recouped its cost in the after market andoverseas
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Because it's a shit movie
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>>85407626
It bankrupted a studio. I wouldn't call it a success no matter what a crack article said.
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How come he don't want meme man?
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>>85407525
Did you honestly think this was funny?
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>>85407644
What makes you say that?
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F
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Wait, they're dead? Spoiler that shit
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those of some empowered women.
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>>85408114
>F
F fuck those bitches. Even snektits
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just saw this and I wasn't blown away. it was a decent watch at best and I'm glad I got around to it but it's not something I think I'll ever want to see again. I give it a 6/10.
am I losing my grip on kino or is this one of Lynch's low points?
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>>85407688
thank god this guy posted so I can have the correct opinion on movies
who needs a brain when you can just do what everyone else tell you to do
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>>85407779
i removed my advice because apparently it is not considered helpful. my apologies. it's a pretty cute flick, i liked it quite a bit. solid performances, resonably paced, athmosphere, music, no cringe-tier dialog...
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Is Bill going to be ok?
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Probably not.
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what happend
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Th-the lovely Nia, ladies and g-gentlemen...