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TAKE IT EASY

>>85450529
Spencer can act

>>85451449
Yeah, he was fucking great

>>85447474
>doesn't know how to play Patty cake
fucking virgin

people like to laugh, derp

Was Roger a cuck?
>lets his bitch play patty cake with an actual human
>doesn't do shit to her
>goes psychotic throughout the show
>saves her even though she a whore
>kisses another human in front of roger

>fun is bad

how's that working out for you?

>laugh-a-minute
>zany
>laugh-out-loud funny with a heart of gold
>a rip-roaring comedy triumph for the old and young alike

>>85447295
Funis just abuzzwordwhen you can't actually think of any real reasons as to why commenting is good, don't use it.

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>WE ARE ON A QUEST.
>WE ARE ON A QUEST FOR FUN.

I don't think I'd want to consume that much cocaine

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but, with a little hard work and dedication you can still be Chevy Chase in the 2010's

>>85447059

Top 10 for sure

Rogan must be on the Mt Rushmore of comedy at this stage. Hard to match his consistency over such a long period. Dare I say it, the GOAT?

>>85447059
ouch that was bad

why is he sweating so much

I understand it ><

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>>85447046
A Better Tomorrow is a stronger film and encapsulates this category even more in my opinion
The Killer is still very good though, it's like watching a fairy tale on screen

>>85447109
wanna be my tv gf?

Breaking Bad and The Wire were each slightly better.

Still a great series tho

Mad Men is comparable

>>85450027
Sopranos has better writing, acting, direction, editing than both but ok

>>85447007
Mel gibson director
Mathew alright alright con a hay
Jake my sister is JUST Hyllenhal

>>85447007
Brian O'Halloran as Dante just to eliminate any confusion.

>>85447007
Michael Cera Dante

Seth Rogen Virgil

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a fucking gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.

It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

>>85446710
So he wants nerd girl porn? Because that fucking exists already.

>>85446792
He wants to talk to le intelegient womyn no sex stuff

>woodland realm patrol

kek, no

>>85446651
No. I never even bothered watching The Hobbit parts 2-3. LotR was made at exactly the right time. It's impossible to do the movies properly now. Hollywood can't tolerate a film rooted in practical effects that is tailored to the story instead of stretched out to maximize aggregate box office.

>>85446651
only if there was NO shriveledlittleshortdick legolas in any of them

>>85446561
no ASM2 killed the franchise

/tv/ can't agree on anything moron.

>>85446561
It was the best out of all of them, with Raimi's 2 being a close second.

>put shitty shows on the air
>stop hiring actually funny and respected comedians
>people stop watching
whoa

>>85446480
>Forgetting about Detroiters
Seriously it's the best show they've produced in like a decade.

they should have bought colbert an island to keep doing his show, losing him was the beginnning of the end.

Word of mouth
It wasn't a horrible movie but easily the weakest of the three and the masses agree and are talking

>>85448294

At least the movie was good, though I'd say it might be the weakest of all three. Really suffered from the loss of the two writers that worked on 1 and 2.

>No Brazil,China,Japan and Germany yet

absolute KINO.
We are truly living in the golden age.
Capitalism is essential to producing high quality entertainment.

SUCK ON MAY BIG FAT TITTIES HOW BOUT DAT?!

>>85448020
capitalism, like democracy, is not about quality. it's about quantity. you want to appeal to the greatest number of people possible

Stone
Dormer
Deschanel

>>85446634
emma stone?

>>85446661
yes