>>85056182
>>85061170
penis
she looks like she could be nice naked
Post what you have
This always makes me giggle
Predict the quips
>Spiderman falls over due to Thanos glove
>Thanos: HAHA, I knew you'd FALL for it
>>85524289
>Thanos falls over due to something
>Thanos: Does anyone have any.. Infinity Stones?
>I’m Thanos, and this is my cinematic universe. I work here with my old manlet RDJ and my cuck, Big Joss. Everything in here has the same story and same demographic. One thing I’ve learned after 9 years – you always know WHAT assembly line-flick is gonna come through that Disney™ sweatshop.
>Movies that should be in everyone top 10
>>85523774
People give Schumacher shit because of Batman and Robin but the rest of his filmography is pretty damn solid, hell nobody hates Batman Forever, do they?
*if you watched less than 10 movies in your life
>>85523774
White chimping out and acting like a complete nigger. Everyone suffers in this society that guy was weak.
Just finished season 2. What did you guys think? James Holden has stupid face. Namoi has nice body and I want to bone Draper.
>>85523683
All you need 2 know is Holden is trash, Miller is based and everybody loves Amos. Also Mars>protomolecule>Earth>>>>>>>>>>beltah scum.
Wish i had a protofu
Drummer is best girl
dabid pls
Azor Jon
>>85058537
previous
>>85060617
here's the template
Seriously how the fuck do people get so bad to the point of going to 600lbs?
>eat all day long
>do no exercise
>only slightly chubby
how do i do it bros
>>85523714
>get older
>appetite increases
>eat more and more junkfood
you'll get there buddy, don't worry
>>85523758
nah
What does /tv/ think of Scarlett Johansson?
>>85523075
she has no acting range
>>85523075
I don't because I'm not gay
>>85523075
that face is shit tier
She is fucking retarded isn't she?
no
fpbp
>>85523029
no,just french.
English was probably her 3rd language and butch wasn't the greatest communicator in the first place
>movie opens up on a flashback to 1940, on the Thule Society making an expedition to the Antarctic.
>the Nazis are digging up some strange artifact from the ice, it looks like some sort of container.
>they pry it open and inside is a lever, one of the Nazis cranks it and it causes a massive reverberation and cracks the ice open.
>shit goes silent for a few minutes until you hear low rumbles beneath the layers of ice under them, then large tentacles slowly emerge.
>parts of some giant beast crawl out from the broken ice.
>cuts to black.
>flash forward to the year 2050, to a marine biologist getting a call from a joint UN marine research facility to call him in based on both his work on deep sea aquatic life and how his father helped build the first ever deep ocean sealab facility.
>he is called in in regards to questions about the lab.
>audiences find out that the lab had lost contact with the surface 15 years ago and there was no funding available to send a rescue team down hundreds of miles below the ocean outside the use of drones, that kept getting destroyed.
(Cont.)
>>85522893
(Cont.)
>the technology needed to reach the lab is expensive and takes years, hence the delay.
>they tell marine biologist character A how they finally finished replicating the same submarine vessel they used during the initial sealab building.
>they put together a team and head down.
>from here on out, it's a psychological drama like Alien under the sea.
>they reach the facility and manage to get the life support working again.
>they open incomplete data that shows catalogues of awesome sea creatures they found.
>main character does some digging, realizes how close to the Antartic they are, doesn't care too much...doesn't think that's a big deal.
>they find a survivor hiding in closed off parts of the lab.
>it's his father.
>he's a babbling madman, speaking in German. Son knows he has German ancestry but just thinks his dad is mad.
>need to recover power cells from a shut down portion of the lab, ends up opening a secret shaft into a room filled with. Nazi shit.
>turns out, neo Nazis from an underground Thule remnant infiltrated the team used to build the sealab.
>his dad starts killing people aboard the sealab.
>their presence irks some sort of giant sea animal outside.
>son finds the artifact seen earlier in the prologue.
>sealab is falling apart due to his crazy dad fucking up life systems.
>takes the artifact and tries to navigate a one man craft to fuck out of there.
>last scene is an extended sequence of an Eldritch beast surfacing from slumber to the track of Metallica's Call of Cthulhu.
>fades to black
>>85522893
>flash forward to future, most people are nonwhite.
You lost me and most audiences
its been 10 months since the last episode, did he quit?
So unfunny
>>85522559
the hilary episode was shit but you don't think any of the other episodes are funny?
>>85522623
The Justin Bieber and Steve Carrell ones were funny. The Hillary one reminded me of the Obama one, only there to serve as a PSA, thinly veiled with jokes
Why did it portray escobar sympathetically?
>>85521722
They wanted the reddit audience.
Redditors LOVE the anti-hero, the love DeadPool, Breaking Bad, Rorschach
>>85521722
I lost interest after like 2 episodes
>>85521722
He really wasn't that sympathetic
Janey-E gives good ride edtion
https://pastebin.com/Ag6evX8s (embed)
Meanwhile: >>85055716
Jumping man
That was the first episode I thought was straight up garbage. The kind of thing your Lynch-despising friend would show to prove the man was a charlatan.
Is anyone even enjoying this show anymore?
Discussion of all things Stargate.
>>85521442
Avoid SG:U at all cost.
>>85521485
I started watching it recently and I don't get the hate yet, it's different but not bad.
only up to the jungle time travel episode though, so still quite early.
What is essential gatekino? I've only seen the first movie and nothing else.
>Luke spends two movies gaining basic competency in the force.
>Mary Sue hears a voice in her head and instantly becomes Jedi Master.
Is this the power of SJW?
Well whatever it is, I'm sure it's somehow related to the Jews, Trump, immigration and impending white genocide, and not just lazy screenwriting.
>>85520730
>Luke spends two movies gaining basic competency in the force.
>Mary Sue hears a voice in her head and instantly becomes Jedi Master.
>Anakin is a master pod racer at 6 and a master-level warrior at 16
This series has never had good writing desu
Girls are just smarter than boys ;)