>Computer, create a life size recreation of Chief Engineer, Geordi La Forge.
>reshape my form into that of Beverly Crusher.
>simulate the environment of the average American household on the planet Earth, circa 2020 A.D.
>make Chief Engineer, Geordi La Forge highly and violently sexually aggressive.
>prevent anyone who enters the holodeck from intervening with the simulation, and prevent them from leaving the holodeck unless I stop the simulation.
>send out a mass invitation to the holodeck, to everyone on board the Enterprise.
>Computer disengage safety protocols.
>Engage simulation.
I look forward to your report Mr Broccoli
>>85136676
God I wish that were me
>>85136676
The chance of anything happening to you is very slim considering there's hundreds(?) aboard the enterprise and only one La Forge recreation.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN TO M8??
First teaser released for The disaster Artist
https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/887299964530982912
>>85136573
Hola Reddito!
>>85136573
I saw the Room once. It was a piece of shit just like everyone said it was. I saw no inherent camp, rewatchable value to it. So there's no reason why I would want to watch a dramatised "making of" film. But then again, judging by those sold out screenings all over the place, plenty of idiots do. So go nuts, enjoy.
>>85136684
Did you watch it alone?
Why did people used to enjoy watching cartoons before movies?
>>85464528
bugs.. easy on the carrots
there was no internet and no/less tv. going to the movies was an evening's entertainment, hence cartoons, double bills, roadshows of 3+ hour long movies, etc. etc.
now newly built movie theaters don't even have arcades because people just fuck around on their phones 24/7
>>85464575
Why is this considered such a classic?
It's very gimmicky and Nolan's pretty bad at dialogue. In all of his movies, it never sounds natural at all.
>watch the new GoT episode
>1/3 of it is cringy shit
>just remember that the winter king and sequels aren't a tv series yet
>get sad
>>85136471
Is there any ancient Anglo Saxon kino besides LOTR?
Thanks for the recc, might download it later
>>85136514
There is the last kingdom but that's why I want this one.
Celts don't get enough love from the media in this anglo dominated industry.
>>85136515
You really should its fucking great.
It basically follows the life of one guy from his childhood till death and the shit he sees during his years as a soldier, also its one of the few arthur stories which isn't high medieval shit.
Riverdale season 2 is coming up
how hyped are you, /tv/?
>>85464408
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>85464504
delet what
This kind of thread
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>>85136428
none of these plebs reads, bro
don't waste your time
>1,242 days until Avatar 2
why did it take him so long to make a sequel?
>>85464322
How do we know when it's coming out
Still not far enough away.
Fuck each and every one of you edgy cuntlords, this movie was good and reminds me why eating animals is bad
(i still eat animals but fuck you it was a great movie, fuck you so fucking hard for saying it was bad)
Fuck you Tv fails me again, at least wee can agree The Thing is the greatest movie ever made, but fuck you so hard forever thing. Now I gotta blame leddit for coming here and saying this movie was bad. Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you FUCK YOU
>>85136427
>eating animals is bad
It wasn't amazing but it wasn't terrible. It certainly didn't change my eating habits.
>anon only watches old movies haha
Is reviewbrah still active on Youtube?
I used to love his shit a few years ago.
>>85136456
Yeah he pumps out videos all the time
Also browses /pol/ lmao
I'll be the judge of that.
Took my Grandfather (WW2 vet) to see Saving Private Ryan in the theater. He said only movie depicting what it was actually like in that war realistically. Am going to take him to see this. I'll see what he says about this thing.
>>85136405
K. Keep us posted.
>>85136405
>I'll be the judge of that.
Yes we'll al wait on your approval, Anon. Thank you.
>>85136405
>I'll be the judge of that
>my Grandad will tell me
what did he mean by this?
>we need an anorexic skeleton masculine-jawed girl who looks pretty enough to not put off normies but just strange enough to attract nu-male faggots
I GOTCHU SENPAI.
>>85464313
implying that's not a man
>>85464313
Leave my waifu alone fgt
>>85464313
Name two films where this happens
Is this short film kino?
https://youtu.be/hOe_Y_JjjB0
I liked it
>>85136381
cute
ohhhh is this a kino shorts thread?
https://vimeo.com/42934682
Has anybody seen the trailer for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel reboot? Apparently Leatherface is not an inbred retard anymore even when it's supposed to be a prequel to the original movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq3n7hSxnKQ
I really hate how they always try to make it like Leatherface is a Jason type slasher, he's not that kind of killer why the fuck do they always go that route?
I've come to realize over the years that only the first two films really capture him as being more like a prominent henchman (although the 2003 remake was a pretty good horror movie), I honestly kind of want to direct a TCM movie one day if only to capture the weirdness of the first and second movies.
>>85136469
I once wanted to watch all the movies like for example going into a Friday the 13th marathon but after watching the first one and falling in love with it I refused to watch the sequels since I know they are shit, even the second one that gets some praise, I just don't like the whole horror comedy angle, I know the first one was supposed to be a black comedy but since it's so dark and disturbing those comedic elements are just genuinely scary
I did rewatch the remake a while ago after seeing the original and still, didn't work for me
The thing that I love about the first one is obviously how good it looks, the sets are amazing and the cinematography is gorgeous for a 70s grindhouse type film, but also how it's an insane movie and how well it captures it, the whole last part is madness to 100%