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You're tasked to make a Reviewbrah biopic. What is the main plot and who do you hire as director/cinematographer and cast
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Leave reviewkino to me
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>>85158477
I hire Emma Watson and seduce her. Then I beast fuck her, like a fucking animal, I MOUNT her, I pound her anus at the speed of sound, from behind, both standing, against a wall. Then I call this beta sperg and tell him he's a worthless irrelevant loser and that he should consider suicide
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Id make it a George Crumb style documentary.
What do you think of when you think of iconic TV music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qky7zaS5eTM
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Movie when? Refn was supposed to direct it
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Idris Elba
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>>85263579
based Idris Elba poster
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>>85263546
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382628/
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You do realise that this film was actually made by Zack Snyder and Patty Jenkins was just puppet hired by WB, right?
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wtf I like WW now
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>>85158450
But the contrast set too high
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>>85158450
Nah, at least Snyder movies have good visuals. This movie didn't even have that.
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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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>>85482057
where did it all go so wrong
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>>85482057
*trombone music starts playing*
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WOKE UP THIS MORNING
GOT YOURSELF A GUN
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Who was in the wrong here?
https://youtu.be/7eyC_sZcOAU
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>>85158334
this wasn't half bad
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you want a medal for enjoying mediocre slop? Fuck off
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it was pretty fucking dull.
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>>85481943
sure, send it in the mail
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Why would they have those blue and gold patterns on the wall accompanied by gold furniture and flooring? Isn't that a recipe for a Tibetian rage room? Some Dalai Lama biographical.
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These two were gay, right?
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>>85481845
Yes.
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>>85481845
It was done precisely as to be obvious to fags, oblivious to yokels, and enraging to anyone who isn't a pleb and despises mental illness culture
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>>85481845
They were gay? I just thought these two were really good friends, where was the hint that they were in a relationship?
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What the fuck is his problem?
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To intelligent
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He cares too much
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im not black you idiots
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>remember Scream was a thing
>decide to look up and see if they made any new movie, even if all of them sucked ass, they were fun sort of bad movies
>see pic related
What in the fuck?
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>>85158028
I actually don't think Scream 1 was a bad movie at all, but yeah everything else basically sucks.
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>>85158028
The series isn't too bad for being on MTV. It's a completely unrelated continuity from the movies.
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>>85158055
Scream 2 is the all-around best in the series imo. At the very least it has a great 90s soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpHWiiaC4Ow
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why didnt the humans and the 'donkeys' have any brotherhood after fighting and dying together in dozens of battles?
at first I thought the apes with the humans was a surprisingly realistic element; reflecting blacks fighting for the south in the civil war; and even afganis fighting for the US in afganistan; or soviets fighting for the germans in ww2 ect ect.
But instead of any clear brotherhood they act as if they wre just tricked or bullied into submission; yet still somehow trusted enough to fight alongside the humans; even going out of there way to be useful (pointing out the patrol in the opening battle). War of the planet of the apes put almost zero effort into expanding or humanizing the human side; its so terrible
and then put so much effort into giving the ape side multiple comedy relief characters and a child to really pull your heartstrings.....
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if the writers felt that they HAD to portray the Colonel as misguided or even plain wrong; they could have used a legitimate relationship between the Donkeys and the humans as evidence that Apes and Humans COULD coexist; and highlight the inherent contradictions in the 'inevitable struggle' ideology.
But instead they HAD to have the Donkeys as some kind of bullied race traitors/uncle toms. Isn't the Donkey betraying his real friends and attacking the humans out of racial loyalty at the final battle just exactly the kind of feeling that Koba was bringing and that Caesar was struggling against..... but in the end its what saves him
this movie is retarded
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God this show is so racist 2017-07-19 04:41:56 Post No.85157932
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God this show is so racist
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Nigger-ish
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>>85157932
oh how far has lawrence fishburne fallen
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You can't be racist to white people, dummy.
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What is the most kino Simpsons episode?
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>>85481711
You only move twice
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>>85481793
Nice
>Contenders
The Cartridge Family
Homer the Great
Bart Sells his Soul
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"Lisa On Ice" = Homer is on some next level shit.
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The most ridiculous thing about this movie was Woody Harrelson.it didn't really a war either. but it wasn't bad
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>>85481690
*feel like a
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>>85481690
Theavalancheat the end was pretty ridiculous to me. I totally expectedthe invading army to take off their masks, revealing they were actually apes, who would then erupt in applause for Caesar. Maybe that would be a silly twist but it would tie in pretty well with the rest of the series.
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>>85481857
Damn, I wish they did that now. Would have been in the spirit of the original.