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Movies that make you feel like a testosterone-filled brute afterwards.
Mine: F&F8
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Braveheart
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>>85171814
John Wick 1 and 2
Hardcore Henry
The raid 1 and 2
god tier taste
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action Orson, please
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>mwaaah, the quints
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MUUAHHH THE QUINTS
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>MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE FRENSH SHAMPAIN
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Is this the best Lovecraftian horror movie of the last decade?
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>>85488867
If by Lovecraftian you mean ScarJew's body then yes
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This movie had a really good ost and is by far the best capeshit movie.
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>>85488970
1. Dark Knight
2. SM2
3. Iron Man
4. Winter Soldier
5. First Avenger
6. Batman Begins
7. SM1
POWER GAP
99999. literally everything else holy fuck this genre is garbage
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What are you doing!?
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What went wrong?
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so thats what this is from. thanks sort of
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>>85488763
there was nowhere left to go.
It's like making a Matilda sequel. Everything was wrapped up in the first one. What would be the point?
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Most of the jokes were just riffs of the jokes from the first movie. And too many pointless and unfunny cameos. The Katy Perry and Neil D. Tyson ones were just cringworthy.
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Why is life this cruel? 2017-07-19 03:15:59 Post No.85171768
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>Patrice is dead
>Bill might as well be dead
>Opie has shown his true colors time and time again
>Ant is full /pol/
>Louis is sjw
>Doug is too edgy
>Chapelle is okay
>Chris Rock is just trying to get divorce money
When did comedy dead?
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>bill and his "I'm sorry, r u offendid?" face
he was always a hack
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>>85171824
Ur a hack
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>>85171768
I thought the first half of Chapelle's special was good. The second half in Texas was just "it's hard being black folks, muh muslim sister".
I haven't caught up on Louis CK, I'm only up to his 2014-2015 standups I think. They were masturbatory navelgazing as fuck and only got a chuckle out of me in a full hour.
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Leatherface is cute.CUTE.
Am I the only one who thinks that?
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What will take for an anime movie to gross $1 billion at the box office?
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>>85171641
no weird fan service.
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>>85171641
something good with mass appeal. if Akira had a cinematic release today it'd be really popular
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I have now seen this movie.
It's pretty much Mad Max: Fury Road without a horrible plot and SJW-propaganda, directly to /tv/ interests. It's also by Nolan, but the one-liners make sense and are in the flow, unlike the meme poems in Interstellar.
The bad part is that everyone knows the ending because it's based on history.
But jesus, this is an amazing war film, Top 10 all-time easily.it also has a scene where Tom Hardy stands in front of his plane in the CIA Guy-position, I shit you not.
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saving allied soldiers is SJW propaganda
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>>85171380
Saw it yesterdayBest film since 2003 or so.
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I'm gonna remain skeptical until I get to see it
Wow, I didn't now critics fucking hated Gibson even before the Jewgate.
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This movie killed his and based cavaziel's careers nigga
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Mel Gibson is a shitty director, yeah I said it.
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>Rosenbaum
>Kauffmann
Raimi was right.
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Saw it yesterday.
Pretty solid visuals but the plot gets a little slow by the beginning of the third act.
I liked the shift at the end, going from some sort of eldritch horror to a more gothic take on if, kinda like a fairy tale.
What do you guya think of it?
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It was pretty great until thedoctor was "revealed" to be the baron/duke.
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I liked it. Unlike most people, I didn't really mind the slow pace. It looked great, sounded great -- they really nailed the atmosphere. Even when nothing was happening, the feeling of dread was always there.
The absence of jump scares was also appreciated. Now I don't think they make a movie automatically bad, but the tendency in recent movies to abuse them really annoys me.
Some of the disgusting shit was completely unnecessary, though, like the bit with that guy jerking off. It also got pretty stupid at the end, but was still entertaining in a cheesy old school horror movie kind of way.
7/10
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>>85171168
KINO
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If the Lord of the Rings were to be remade, could it be better than Peter Jackson's version, or would it be crap?
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Let me just get right to your point, OP:
black people.
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>>85488510
>If
You mean "when"
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>>85488510
Doesn't exist anything else in the damn fantasy genre, and the entire world, that isn't LotR, Harry Potthead and Game of THORNS?
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Why didn't Jason Segel come back for the sequel?
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Because then he'd be Jason Sequel.
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>disney
the fuck
is there anything they don't own at this point?
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>>85171115
You.Yet.
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“Excuse me,” Tommy said indignantly, after the hostess showed us to our table. “Excuse me but no. I don’t sit here. I want booth.” Tommy always insisted on a booth. “Sir, our booths are reserved.” But Tommy was nothing if not unrelenting. I think the hostess figured she had two options: Give Tommy a booth or call animal control to tranq him. Through a combination of lying, grandstanding, and bullying, Tommy and I were now seated in a booth in the nicest section of the Palm. As soon as Tommy sat down he flagged someone down and said he was “starving” and ready to order.
“I don’t work here,” the person said.
Whenever Tommy is in a restaurant, he always orders a glass of hot water. I’ve never seen a waiter or waitress do anything but balk at the request.
Here’s how the Palm’s waiter handled it: “I’m sorry. Did you say a glass of—?”
Tommy: “Hot water. Yes. This is what I am saying.”
“A lemon maybe or—?”
“Look, why you give me hard time? Do I speak Chinese? This is simple request, my God. Are you tipsy or something? And more bread with raisin stuff.”
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>>85171058
i love this audio book
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What movie is this?
There's a guy who runs money for a gang. He gets mugged. The gang suspects he stole the money so they kill him. The guy's brother aims to get revenge. The gang owns a betting agency. He is able to get the results to a sporting event before the betting agency does. He uses this to scam the betting agency. In the end he ends up making a mistake and losing his money.
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Older movie? Sounds like The Sting.
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>>85171123
thank you