kino, flick, or reddit?
I thought it was chad kino
does baby have autism?
>>85508285
It's gen z kino, and by kino, I'm implying it's meme garbage. By extension it is also reddit because the majority of retards who post on reddit are meme-spouting gen z faglings.
>>85508329
>t. millennial
>You can't start a fire without a spark
>This gun's for hire
>>>>>>
>There's something happening somewhere
>>85508244
Checked
>>85508244
I love that song
>>85508244
Damnit now that song is stuck in my head
>DANCING IN THE DARK
In what world does this make any sense? Netflix has such a shit library.
>>85205225
It doesn't really make sense. I had Shrek pop up as "Similar to Blair Witch"
>There are "people" who unironically prefer generic Hollywood NASA propaganda made by a literal jew (AKA 2001) to masterpieces like Star Wars and Arrival
Are we being raided by reddit?
>BUT DUDE LONG TAKES ARE FOR PATRICIANS
You can have long quiet scenes that are both good and bad. Just because its long doesnt automatically make it good fucking hell.
>DUDE THOSE SCENES MAKE US APPRECIATE TECHNOLOGY AND SHIT
A competent director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesn't put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep. It's just shitty film making, no excuse.
>IT JUST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH LASER GUNS AND SJW PANDERING FOR YOU LIKING
Fuck off. Before Sunrise was litterally just two people walking around a city, talking and it wasn't boring for a second. You know why? BECAUSE IT HAD A COMPETENT DIRECTOR!
>DUDE BUT THE AENDING WAS PRETTY LSD TRIPPIN LMAO
So it's confirmed the drugs have destroyed your brains. 2001 fans are literally DUDE WEED LMAO tier
You fags are literally
>I hatee capeshit (see what I did there?) soooo much. My favorites? Well everything by Refn, Villeneuve, and Kubrick :)))
You only pretend to like it in order to appear 'cultured'.
>>85205092
>starwar
>not a movie for kids
Kill yourself, retarded subhuman fuck
>>85205092
so much effort you put into this bait, you must really crave attention
The fact that I have a large percentage of my DNA in common with this poster disturbs me.
>Read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for the second or third time
>finish it
>watch the movie adaptation
>realize just how many liberties are taken, completely omitting entire plotlines, cutting down dramatic scenes that make the book much better, add in scenes that make no sense
>>85508077
I thought Half-blood Prince was on of the best movies in franchise.
>>85508077
What did you expect from the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises?
>>85508077
Maybe you should quit watching fantasy movies made for elementary school aged children
Bow Down.
Most important autheur of the 23th century.
Yes 23th, he is that ahead of his time.
>>85205029
...to a director greater than others
hack for masses. Nothing more. Movies without depth but with bombastic crowdpleasing, plebpleasing scenes. And of course a little bit of pseudo-smart bullshit. Plebeians are stupid, so they don't know it's pseudo-smart. They think it's "VERY INTELIGENT, THOUGHT PROVOKING"
Who won (emotionally) in the end ?
>>85204935
What do you mean by emotionally?
why is this movie almost universally hated?
>good job providing a neo-noir feel
>interesting pulpy sci-fi story
>classic hero + sidekick vs. antagonist trope
>convincingly threatening villains
>solid visual effects for 2004
>good set and costume design
>adequate cinematography and direction
I'll admit that Gwyneth Paltrow could've done a better job acting and that there are cheesy bits of dialogue but that can be attributed to the different manner of speaking in the 40s setting
Is this really so terrible?
Can nothing be salvaged here?
Why does /tv/ despise Jude Law's Sky Captain?
god I love this movie
>>85508054
I don't. I've always thought it was a solid 7/10 action film. It has it's flaws, and a few major plot holes, but is thoroughly enjoyable.
Hell, I think I even own it on DVD, and rewatch it fairly frequently (once ever year or so).
It's fine. Forgettable but competent, good but flawed.
>>85508054
Who hates it? It's such a fantastic movie
What was the last GOOD show on disney channel?
Inb4 all shows were shit
My sister really liked Hannah Montanna. Used to watch it with her. Was surprisingly okay.
>>85204933
agreed,probably hasn't aged very well though.
gravity falls was good if you are including animation.
>>85204871
Goodness lizzie was such a gorgeous girl and topanga too, their pornstar lookalikes were great fapping material too
Can we all please take a moment here to appreciate the greatest rape scene of all time?
There are no clips of it on youtube or anywhere else that I can see. So for all newfags go watch The Hills Have Eyes (2006). Be warned the scene has been known to induce vomiting.
>>85508032
nothing tops seeing a pure aryan teen getting double teamed by two radioactive mutated freaks. the scene would only be improved if they were black desu
Can someone post a webm?
>>85508032
The earlier scene of the mutants ogling her sunbathing in the bikini is like an extra sweetener
>>85508631
What am I, your fucking mother?
I"m your prom date tonight you ugly sack of shit
what was the moral of this movie?
>>85204820
ideologies reflect personal experiences and limited perspectives
/pol/ was right after all.
>>85205889
This
why would he say this?
/TV/ - alt right pussies cry about literally everything
>>85204624
>why would he say this?
Stupid faggot who couldnt deal with Trump winning the Election and continuing the "everything is literally hitler" shtick of the left
Because it's true from a certain point of view.
What do you guys think of this movie? I thought it was going to be goofy considering Nic Cage but, but I found it to be be a really tightly written thriller. And it really gets dark. Darker than most moves these days. Nic actually feels traumatized by what he's seen. What do you think??
tony sporano was in it
>>85507915
idk never seen it but it sounds good
will check out, thanks for the rec anon
Where'sfetusbroor whatever that OP's name was
Dieter...
My feet are cold...
>>85204520
AMERICALI
>>85204520
oh no, no you may not, that is my sniff