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>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately
>bad acting
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>fighting scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to other capeshit movies not having those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of cinema forever whereas "suicide squad" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in capeshit history

>>87369764
Good costumes though

>>87369393
Is that moot?

>>87369305
War of Kings was such a good comic I can't believe they fucked up the Inhumans so much.

First Marvel fucks them up by trying to make them replace mutants.

Then Marvel fucks up even further by trying to have them replace the X-Men and actually fight them.

Then Marvel fucks up and turns Medusa into the biggest whore on earth and the moon and Blackagar into the biggest pussy in the solar system.

Then they cancel the movie and announce this shitty show with ps2 era graphics.

then the show is so shit it makes agents of shield look like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

Fuck Marvel. DC have 40% market share in the comics compared to Marvel's 29% now. All their stupid events and relaunches and (((diversity))) have fucked them for good and the movies make a lot of money so they don't care, even though the comics could easily die out and are approaching 90s levels of awfulness. If I didn't delete the issue I'd storytime America #1 right now so you could see what I'm ranting about.

Fuck now Marvel think yet another relaunch taking things back to basics wil work again when we all know it won't because THEY FUCKED UP SO BADLY AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE AND THE BOOKS ARE STILL THE SAME OLD SHIT.

When Ultimate Universe ended I new there was trouble. That shit worked. They new the original universe was too complicated so launched a side universe with only 4 books to draw in new readers. Paired them with decent writers and artists and made things work. Now they think launching 52 books at the same time will work if 30 of them star a black lesbian teenager who is just called Thor or Spider-Man or Iron Fist. Failing that, let's have a big superhero fight in the summer that has absolutely no consequences besides some redshirt hero dying.

I'm so fucking angry with Marvel right now, I read their shit for 15 years and spent thousands of dollars on them and I get shit out in return. Fuck them all fuck them so hard the movies fucking ruined Marvel Comics. Fuck Disney too cunts

him accidentally crushing the granola bar with his prosthetic gimp hand is the funniest shit ever

fuck all the moody teenagers who this movie spoke to and who kept it from being forgotten FUCK THEM

Which life was best life and why was it chad life?

>>87369541
chad life

>duuude like I want to know what happens in this book but I don't want to actually do any reading whatsoever so like can someone make a movie bruh?

>>87369028
I've only read The Fountain, but if Atlas Shrugged is anything like that, then any effort will be shit. I agree with some of what she says, and think most liberals who talk shit have never read her work, but fuck she's an abysmal author. It's so ham-fisted and padded.

The new guy

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>>87369054
delet.

>>87368986
Julian?

>>87368769
>So
kys

The Fast and The Furious is a fascinating window into the mind of the chad.