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Dave Bautista.

John Malkovich

Cgi monster man with the voice of jackie chan

Everything

They took a good idea and stretched it too far. Just like the matrix.

>>87405555
season 1 was pure kino

>>87405475
try using imdb, dipshit

>>87405475
Were you fucking high when you watched an episode? She wasn't in S7.

>>87406463
I did.
>>87406594
I wasn't
I distinctly remember seeing Kinvara topless come out of a bath or something, and the scene then had her talking to to Melly about her failure in choosing Stannis as the lord of light.

1. Sweden
2. Yes

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>>87404738
Lol, no. I'm an American.

>>87404738
she's a literally who

I did this the last time I went to Minas Tirith, its hard not to be overwhelmed by it's beauty.

>>87404547
>driving down interstate
>pull over when destination is in sight
>say name of city loud and smile
>get back in car and continue driving into the city

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>Arrive to new thread
>Bring thread to a halt
>Say galadriel feets
>Continue riding towards the city

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>character goes to take a shit
>doesn't cover the toilet seat in toilet paper

>character finishes taking a shit
>Washes his hands
WTF WHY?

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>character takes a piss
>it isnt brown but comically yellow

So unrealistic

>>87404514
This is why I only watch The Millennial Falcon. Fuck all of their other shit.

>>87404673
whats the millennial falcon?

do they have a disney bias?

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>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history

>>87370104

Why does /tpg/ create new threads at 300 posts instead of 500 posts? I'm hardly ever quick enough to participate in these threads.

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>>87370104
Did Coop end up in the same universe as Chet?

someone post the CGI at the end when Will and Elizabeth reunite. It's almost like they ran out of money because they spent so much on the (admittedly good) CGI on the pirates.

>>87404473
Fuck, she is sexy. Just started re-watching Arrested about an hour ago.

>>87404473
That netflix season sucked, though.

The red headed slave girl in Spartacus that gets fucked from behind by Batiatus or however you spell his name. You know the girl I'm talking about.

Triggered nazis in 3...2...1...

>>87369957
WHAT is that Pepe? Zuckberg?

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>>87370086
the one, the only

>>87369881
I can feel the upvotes already.

>>87369881
Queen is such an overrated band.

>The homo that made the Flash Gordon and Highlander soundtracks plus a bunch of other good songs
>Reddit just because they used him in a meme once

No you fucking nigger, you are the reddit. There's like five good faggots a decade, you don't get to call them reddit, you're one of the millions of bad faggots. I suggest you act like a shotgun is the BBC you secretly crave and suckstart it until the ceiling of your mother's basement is crimson.

>>87369814
It's excellent. The sequels are a bit preachy.

Also the last screen will make you cry.

really good and that music is classic, second one is also decent, third is pretty bad, it full of awful early 2000 video effects.