ITT: QUASI-CINEMA
>Listen to the tapes, Clay
What the fuck, how come she is the NEW MARY JANE.
MARY JANE is GINGER and IS NOT SOME ANGSTY TEEN.
She is Sweet and friendly not this overly sacarstic teen.
And whats with Flash beeing some twink indian, whoever did the cast surely has never been to a "Diverse" highschool, nobody takes indians as bullies, theyy are dorks. Hell even some asian would have played him better, at least we can believe he is Peters Bully.
>>85521032
Woah, buddy. Easy explanation. You've mistaken Michelle Jane for Mary Jane. So no need to be so angry. Apologies not necessary. Just doing my part.
>>85521032
>OP starts a spiderman homecoming thread
>usual complaints about Mary Jane and other casted minorities
>not one mention of the word nigger by OP
Am I really on /tv/?
>>85521032
>overly sarcastic
That's the new normal for a female character in film and tv. I guess they want the tumblr audience.
>tfw you'll never have a giant cock and make porn films in the '70's in the Valley while dancing to disco and becoming rich and famous
Has Marky Mark ever had a better performance?
>>85521027
most impressive thing about that scene is that scene is that Heather Graham did it all on roller skates
>>85521027
>and for of AIDS at 43
No thanks desu
Why don't they add the classics to streaming services?
These series have to be pretty cheap by now.
>>85228016
I just get what I want from torrenting.
>>85228016
When I was little I thought he was Michael Douglas....even, hell ESPECIALLY the voice
>>85229329
You knew who Michael Douglas was but couldn't fucking read his fucking name in the intro? What retard fucking kid were/are you?
imagine being an esteemed actor and being dragged to this shithole
>tfw most actors' wikipedia pictures are from these events now
imagine all the cringey sex that takes place over the week at that shithole
imagine being a millionaire and occasionally having to do unpleasant work
Stand back Brendan
>Can't find any more movie roles apart from the odd B-grade cameo
>Came out about being abused as a kid by Hollywood people
>Was begging for money for his new band "Corey Feldman's Truth Movement" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL2wJrkdtlA
>Plays embarrassing live shows where he's dressed in a hood and tries to dance like Michael Jackson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHOBTQFgWE8
>Clearly showing symptoms of mental illness and/or drug abuse
>People only see his shows as a joke
>he thinks hes the shit
>JUST
>>85227943
>>85227943
>>85228053
If I posted a picture of slowpoke to indicate my reaction to your thread, It'd be nearly as topical as Angelic 2 the Core
LETTERBOXD thread
https://letterboxd.com/scooptroop/
post your Profs
>“He was a bastard!” notes Douglas. “But he was a talented, talented guy.”
What did he mean by this?
Was Dolly Parton any good as an actress, or just as a singer?
>>85520855
>Was Dolly Parton any good as an actress or singer, or did she just have big boobs?
Fixed.
>>85520855
Only ever cared about her awesome tits
>>85520873
They were a bit large
Could it happen?
Should it happen?
>>85227728
No and no.
>>85227748
He's the perfect age for it and him returning to do a dying pissed off old batman would be kino and hilarious given Birdman.
What the fuck?
What would he do if the guy cheats on his wife
if you let someone else fuck your wife, you are a piece of shit human being and failure of a man
>>85227754
monologue really hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSLmT5JoqFM
based Raimi
>>85520776
He looks like a goblin
BACK TO FORMULA?
Who /hype/ here?
>>85520724
What and why?
>>85520724
>Series is called China Girl
>Has no chinese girls
>Only whites
FUCK DRUMPF
AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>85520724
>called china girl
>it's not about david bowie's song
wtf I love nazis now
>>85227669
>now
Test
He did nothing wrong