>http://www.firstshowing.net/2016/paramount
Could this be the next Cloverfield movie (AKA God Particle) coming out this year?
>>85259319
That would be a shame. The bit about the astronauts seems much better.
cloverfield lane sucked
this one will prolly be even worse
>>85261918
did you go see cloverfield lane in your big boy suit
Help me decide what movie to watch tonight. I feel like watching an adventure movie so Valerian caught my eye but, a local theater is playing the new King Arthur movie for tree fiddy per ticket. So which one should I watch Valerian or King Arthur?
>>85259208
Road House
>>85259275
Been there done that
>>85259208
Both.
El Mayimbe is alluding that WB's THE FLASH will adapt the "Flashpoint" storyline, which I guess explains why so many directors are avoiding it like the plague, and why they're so hellbent on getting Robert Zemeckis for the job.
A Flashpoint movie without establishing Professor Zoom first? I doubt it. Would be cool to see Negan and Maggie as Batman and Joker though.
>>85259350
>I doubt it
I don't. WB has no clear plan for its DC properties and BATMAN V SUPERMAN already squandered "Death of Superman", "The Dark Knight Returns" and "Death in the Family" in one fell swoop.
>>85260366
How did they squander them? They were never going to make direct adaptations of all of those. They just take parts they like and make a movie. Like Knightfall and No Man's Land in DKR.
What did we do as a human race to deserve this?
Elected Trump.
Left the EU
Tolerate extremists on either side of the spectrum.
Allow James Franco to live.
Give capeshit money.
someone always has to make it politcal
>>85545924
There are people who think Nolan is a good filmmaker
WHOA
HE
>He just stole that honky's pizza
Is this how New York was in the late 90's/early 2000s?
>>85259271
STOLE THAT GOY'S
Which one of you niggers was cutting onions in the theater
Just got back from this. AMA.
DUDE LE CUTTING ONIONS XD
>>85546310
>replying to your own thread
Hmm.
>>85545778
How was it?
not funny
>>85545540
The only funny line is "This is the war room!"
>>85545540
Oh, okay. I guess I'll stop liking Dr. Strangelove now.
>>85545540
pleb
>dude weed lmao
>dude social media and post-ironic normie culture lmao
>dude we're all about social responsibility but watch this obese brooklyn jew get ferried around in luxury cars and stuff his face with food lmao
>dude time lapses of city streets and shots of people wistfully looking out car windows lmao
>dude weed
But >>85544851 is great though.
dude no one watches it lmao
desus and mero is kinda amusing when they roast drumpf but the rest is garbage
>crashing these planes
Is this the prequel to The Dark Knight Rises? Was the Pit originally a Nazi concentration camp? Did Bane WANT to get caught at the end??????
>>85259092
Yes. Deepest lore
>>85259092
>He didn't fly so good.
I found him to be a competent pilot m8.
>CIA was the other pilot
Nolan truly set up their gay romance in the most heartbreaking way
So I just watched the emoji movie and I've come to realize why it is getting so much hate from critics. The Emoji movie has some clear anti-Jewish and anti-Corporation messages. The movie is about how absorbed we are with smartphones and the internet and why those things, along with corporations tracking and controlling our every move, are bad for society. I'm honestly surprised Sony put out such an anti-zionist film and I applaud them for it.
Agreed. GOAT film 2017
>>85544999
People fear what they don't understand
>>85544999
it's a FUN film for people that like to LAUGH with their FRIENDS
the matrix robots figured out how to get around EMPS
why didn't humans just delete skynet's system32
>>85544936
Why didn't the EMPs from Skynet's nukes destroy Skynet?
>he hasn't seen Чeлoвeк c кинo-aппapaтoм
and you call yourself a patrician?
>>85259088
I actually have,its ok experimental movie if you can even all it that.
Basically bare bones needed to be a movie.
>>85259088
But I have
Have you watched soviet classics such as Tpeтья Meщaнcкaя, Ивaн Bacильeвич мeняeт пpoфeccию or Oни cpaжaлиcь зa Poдинy?
>>85259088
the best soviet film coming through
>How do you want your 4K blu-ray cover fåm?
>Just deviantart my shit up
>>85544894
yaaaaaaaas
>>85544894
No pre-orders up in Japan yet?
I'm gonna import it from Japan because they usually have an included 3D disc with the 4K combo pack, and since I love both 3D and 4K, I want to buy them both in one package because it's more convenient.
Unlike the US releases where the 3D and 4K versions are sold separately.
>>85546838
who cares? where the fuck do you think you are?
So was grandpa joe secretly a huge asshole?
>teacher can't do the math to figure out what percent 2 out of 1000 is
>>85544889
Yes, in a deleted scene he caught Charlie smoking some of his tobacco and back handed him. That's why Charlie's was so obsessed with paying for his grandfathers tobacco, because he feared him. His grandfather refused to offer not out of kindness, but so Charlie wouldn't feel like he was off the hook. Grandpa wanted Charlie to remain in his debt and to fear the older man.
>>85544889
The fucker could work and bring in money for the family but decided to let them starve while he lay on his arse pretending to be ill.
Not quite my tempo
SHINE MY SHOES, PRAG
>>85259082
i'm a jazz musician.
i thought this movie was funny.
to be more precise: i thought it was terrible, but there are a lot of funny parts.
if i didn't actually play music, i think i'd just think it was terrible.
the worst pat of the movie for me was when miles teller gets into the car crash. i thought he was dead and that was the end of it. that would have been fine and i think i would have liked the movie much more if he just died like that in a car crash. that's what i was hoping for anyway
>>85259198
If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig.