What is this expression trying to convey?
Any good documentaries on the occult?
>>85298735
Bump for curiosity
Pretty good doc on Aleister Crowley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2TUHhY0KOM
>>85300819
also this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU746BuWdMI
This comes out tomorrow. Will it be kino?
gore is still alive wha the fuck
how will drumpfkins recover?
>>85573134
the thing is, trump is actually right, the other thing is he is actually stupid to not to agree with gore since if the global warming was real america would be the country who would benefit the most of it
Where is Jon Stewart these days? We need him now more than ever.
/tv/ told me it was good and I nearly went to the kinoplex. explain yourselves
>>85298636
It is something of a pleb filter
>>85298636
>a list of literally who reviewers who have be contrarian for anyone to notice them
ah ok
>>85300007
this
So /tv/, in 500 years, which movie will be remembered when all others will have been forgotten ?
>>85298555
Titanic
muh shoah
>>85298555
>9 hours of precisely zero (0) evidence
what are some movies like cleaver?
We were robbed.
>In a dizzying down-angle, the suspension cables all meet radially at the top of the tower, like the treads of some vast spider web. Peter and MJ seem to sit at the very center of the web, surrounded by the lights of the city. It is a warm spring night. And the moment is pure magic
>She stands with her back against a girder, needing to feel something solid. Spider-Man stands before her, a perfectly formed male silhouette with a soothing low voice.
SPIDER MAN: Courtship among the spiders is highly ritualized. It varies from species to species. The male spider may circle the female, or wave his front legs... to signal that he is not prey.
>Spider Man moves in a hypnotic arc around her. He raises his hands in a dance-like movement. Lowers them.
SPIDER MAN: The female usually signals her willingness by an uncharacteristic passivity.
>MJ takes a deep breath. Her lip trembles. Her knees are weak. Her eyes, though, are steady, gazing at the silhouette before her. She doesn't move or speak. He moves closer.
SPIDER MAN: In certain crab spiders, such as Xysticus, the male will attach strands of silk to the female... tying her limbs...
>Spider Man moves his hand gracefully across her, and she sees the sheerest silk webbing glinting in the moonlight. First one wrist. Then the other. Hypnotic movement in the moonlight. Her arms are bound to the wall. Her breathing gets more rapid.
SPIDER MAN: Since the female can break free at any time, the bonds have only symbolic significance.
MARY JANE: The male must be very bold... to take such liberties with the predatory female.
SPIDER MAN: Yes. He is very bold. But he must also trust her.
>He moves closer.
SPIDER-MAN: Close your eyes.
>He removes his mask and kisses her. Their mouths very slowly and very sensuously devour each other. Peter and MJ are locked together. He is mesmerizing, gentle, powerful. He pushes up her skirt. They make love, high above the world. She doesn't look.
Wut?
>Spider-Man has to be an expert on spiders
>>85572963
>finest weed in the southfarthing
What did Bilbo mean by this?
How the fuck did Raimi manage to sneak that into there?
That it was the finest tobacco weed in the Southfarthing? Are you just taking random movie quotes and inserting a "what did he mean by this?" on the end of it now?
>Your love for the Halflings weed has made you a retard
https://youtu.be/OY-95DR6_VM
Herr Goering...I'm RAF
that picture cant be real
>>85298664
'Tis, and ^this one is from the movie
Now that the dust has settled, do you think Kia-Ora is too orangey for crows?
https://youtu.be/LiK2fhOY0nE
The first great work by the pussified nu-Spielberg of this last decade?
>>85298262
thanks for rushing here in all your excitement, but someone already made a thread. Have a nice day.
>>85298344
I didn't see it, you fags work fast.
>>85298262
Now I understand why they were hyping Baby Driver so much. The main actor was starring in a Spielberg movie and they wanted to give him some publicity.
Spielberg has become as bad as his apprentice. This trash looks like a JJ Abrams movie. A ton of crappy CGI, a ton of Cyan and lens flares. Typical sanitized brainless action where everything gets destroiyed. Ridiculous robots, and nostalgia for the old folks, did you se dat DeLoren, did u see dat?? WINK
Now that Doctor Who series is going in an exciting direction, who do we think will be the 14th Doctor.
>>85298217
An incompetent orange buffoon.
>>85298269
American
how does this movie get so much hate when the first one(ringu) wasn't even that great either? to be frank ringu was kind of boring. sadako vs kayako was more enjoyable
>>85298131
Ringu is good you bonehead.
>>85298131
Ringu was good, Ju-On was honestly garbage, none of them are scary at all
I thought SvK was fun, but still disappointing. The actual fight was what they already showed in the trailers plus about ten seconds of extra footage. It also more of a Ring movie than a Ju-On movie, I appreciated the build up to our first Kayako reveal but it's a shame the Ju-On curse didn't really have any relevance to this movie until the end. The way they combined the franchises seemed really fucking lazy and weird too. I liked the ghost hunter guy, he was amazingly cheesy, but the resolution is to just oh, let's infect you with the Ju-On curse so the two ghosts fight, and that's the only time the Ju-On curse has any relevance to the movie.
Thing is this wasn't a difficult versus movie to pull off. They should've had the victims infected with both curses from the very beginning, watch the videotape in the house. Easy. Now Sadako cant kill her victims because she's on a seven day time limit, she has to wait. But Kayako can strike anytime she wants. So throughout the duration of the movie you could have Toshio / Kayako carrying out an attack, but Sadako appears every time and fights them off to protect her victims long enough so she can kill them. This way you could have multiple battles throughout the movie.
You could have the girls learn from the very beginning they could remove Sadako's curse by making someone else watch the videotape, but doing this would leave them with no protection against Kayako. So while we get the occasional fight scene, the movie could focus on the girls trying to find a way to stop the Ju-On curse.
It's such an obvious story which holds potential for much more fun setpieces I don't understand why they didn't go with it.
What's that, sir?
who here thinks I can get out of this one?
*falls off stage*