fried egg with bread please
Jack Dee. With your face like a deflated balloon.
With your face resembling that of the rear bumper of a Land Rover that lives on a mucky farm.
With your face looking like a shaken bag of truffles.coo
Are you really that much of a pleb?
>>85336301
Bob>Vic in real life
Vic>Bob in character
House of Fools was vastly underrated, can't wait to see what they're working on next
>Will Smith cast as a guy who is racist against robots
>Will Smith cast as a guy who is racist against vampires
>Will Smith cast as a white comic book character and no one blinks, not even /pol/
>Will Smith cast as the white cop in a buddy cop movie
Who's not black enough now bitch
>>85336114
Will smith is one of the black actors that transcend race desu, he's not black he's just will smith. The others are Denzel, SLJ, and Morgan freeman
Wicky wicky Will Smith is honorably white, shame he married a retard and got tainted offsprings.
>>85336827
I would add Idris Elba to that aswell
Why did Patrick sign up to do this film?
Is he really this desperate?
he has a young wife to support
>>85595703
He thought reddit would like it
It was the only rational way to fight Trump.
Alright, you all know the drill.
When your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given. Understand?
Serious actors
>>85335961
only oldfags will remember William Butthurt.
Thoughts on this?
I watched it for the second time last night. It's pretty uneventful, but it somehow keeps you engaged.
>>85335948
I watched it a very long time ago. Like you said there isn't a lot going on in it but it does a good job with the setting and the characters. Typical Cronenberg really. I noticed that the dialogue is probably what he thinks about the least when he makes movies. I watched Crash (1996) the other day and it almost bored me to tears, but I can't say I hated it.
In honor of Chester Bennington, what do you think of his performance in Saw 3D? Warning: graphic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcVJ84Hrsl8
>raysis
>"I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow."
What did she mean by this?
she's right, he's the best Batman villain after the Joker
>>85595653
he was a great villain in the MIller comic books
gaybros best bros
Has there ever been a horror film where the following happens?
>Le pretty blonde protagonist is being chased by an unstoppable murdermonster
>She goes to the local police
>They don't believe it's a monster, but they do think something is up because she's upset and covered in bruises
>They put her under surveillance
>Turns out she's right, supernatural forces are real
>Whether she dies or survives, now the American public have hard evidence of a paranormal event
>We see the social impact of there being potential Freddy Kruegers out there
>>85335707
>monster breaks into station, starts murdering everyone
>cop shoots at monster, hits conveniently placed propane tank
>entire station blows up, along with all video evidence
Sorry, broke your movie.
Fuck you and your picture, OP. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
>>85335830
I WOULD ACTUALLY WATCH THIS, THOUGH
But, isn't this similar to the plot of Jeepers Creepers?
Is it theme park kino?
>>85335641
>that time a drunk guy got into the underground tunnels, stole a golf cart, started running people over, security stopped him, he got off the cart and ripped off a pipe from the wall and started beating people until cops took him down
good times
>>85335641
That's not Universal's Islands of Adventure
>>85335734
>exposed steel coasters
I said theme park, not amusement park.
is there anything that eastern film has done that western film hasnt?
Come and See
>>85595586
Arguably Japanese animation exceeds what the west has to offer.
>>85595586
mmmphh she used to be perfect. Damn those jap potatoes
I've asked this before and been banned for it, but I'll ask again...
Mods will remove threads that aren't related to tv or film within minutes, unless they're pedotard threads. A milf thread was just deleted after minutes, yet there are currently 3 creepy pedo/cunny threads that the mods aren't touching. What's going on here?
>expecting mods to be consistent or moderate
>>85335891
This is pretty consistent behaviour.
What kind of beer do you like?
h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he-he-he-he-hei-hei-hei-hei-hein-hein-Heineken
>>85335634
HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT!
PABST BLUE RIBBON!
>>85335634
delete
*block the path to the goal*
fuck thought this was spee. Please archive. No banerino pls
>>85335502
no problem, a typ thread is always kino
>>85335476
*kisses your feet*
>>85335502
It's rather hard to tell the difference these days, isn't it?
what's wrong with Ruth Negga? Is she always a total two-face
>Negga
I think she's adorable and I want to cuddle with her.
She's ethiopian-irish which means she'll always be skinny because she is too drunk to find food.