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Black Sails

Jesus Christ

>God reaching out to Adam symbolism
>Horseman kills dragon symbolism
Why is this necessary? It's been established before that the JL as a team aren't gods. BvS was awash with this kind of symbolism as well.

>>85340697
They're certainly godlike

>>85597020
The joke is that you shouldn't eat the shrimp.

>>85597020
How is Family Guy still on the air

>>85597020
Spoiled cruise food can give you the shits
And it was a Disney cruise, so it's Mickey running to the bathroom

statement

>>85596840
WE WUZ KANGZ

This is my mother, Carlton

NOOOOOOOOOO

>>85596805
If someone had a bad childhood yet is nostalgic for the films of their childhood they're probably remembering those films as their only escape from the tough times and that is why they like them so much.

>>85596805

because western culture in general is being infantilized by the media. we are constantly told that it's great to obsess over kid's movies dumb shit, to buy merchandise related to kid's movies and to base our identities around child's things.

>>85596805
Cause I didn't have a bad childhood?

The soundtrack is worth seeing the movie in theaters anyway

>>85596917
Here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JeU0_1CTdA

Now no one has to see it in the theater.

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>>85596917
>The soundtrack is worth seeing the movie in theaters anyway
This isn't the Stuka sirens from Dunkirk, just youtube any "top 80's hits" and you'll get the same experience

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>>85338026
>Kyle will NEVER hold you in his arms
why even wake up in the mornings

Lucy dies

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>>85596464
Shame no one bumped but Im pretty sure they had a good reason not to. It treads too far from the actual material.
Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note are getting live adaptations, crossing my fingers one of them are actually good.

It was shit. Really fucking shit, insulting shit, disgusting jew shit.
This is spot-on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi7lXUv4lgA

>>85597076
>Fullmetal Alchemist

Adaptation of japanese anime set in WWI Europa with blonde Germanic main heroes. It will be a complete shitshow.

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are you fucking retarded?

>>85337975
It's churned out more money than all those combined. They tried and failed to make a live action film, they won't try again.

>>85338093
you can just tell how awful it was going to be

As to be expected from one of the dullest franchi-
>But at least the boo-
"No!"

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>>85337902
The only twist here is that this turned out to be one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>85337959
>>85338071
>"N-
HOWEVER

>>85337872
Actor then Musician

Have you seen Sling Blade,
Dwight Yoakam is a great actor and he's a musician. Billy Bob is a great actor and he's a musician.
The latter was an actor first and then a musician obviously and it shows. It's easier to transition from an actor to a musician but harder to become more successful in that field, why? Public expectation. Just my two cents.

Musician turn actor

redpill me on bodyhair. Do girls like their guys shaved? I shaved my pubes twice already and planning on shaving my armpits but I don't bother because girls aren't interested in me

>>85338000

Trimmed is ideal. Shave your dick and balls.

>>85338000
never shave anything bro. they are trolling you. shave your balls if you want pus filled zits on them that look like disease.

What is his fricking problem?

>>85337834
Why would he order me to kick my own ass? This makes no sense.

Oh GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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>>85596356
Howard Stern

duncan trussell, joey diaz, and DMT

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