Is this really how normies react to a NOLAN flick?
My grampa never had any Pussy Episodes when he watched war films. Why are people with PTSD going to the theater to watch a "gritty" war movie? Stupid.
There was a couple people crying at my showing but I donno if it was PTSD or just blubbering
My uncle (Iraq vet, fought through Fallujah at it's worst, saw the Hussein statue fall) said it triggered him a bbit (Especially the scenes where you don't expect shooting) However he said that he loved it.
i have rise at 8 and dawn at 9, they were super pleasant surprises, therefore the third installment was easily my most anticipated film in the last two years. but buy oh boy, did it stink or what...
pros:
>god-tier digital apes
>pretty good opening chapter
>great action sequences, especially at the beginning
>woody harrelson
>the actress playing the little girl
>the avalanche looked spectacular
cons:
>yes, the apes looked amazing, but eventually it turned into closeup porn, i get it - you're proud of your work, now move on pls
>too much ape melodrama
>basically the entire story was told from the apes' POV minus the minor part of the colonel's exposition
>ridiculously misleading marketing and movie-title
>there was no any war, just two battles for two different bunkers and one commando raid led by the colonel
>except for the de-evolved girl, trust me when i say woody harrelson and his bow 'n' arrow sidekick were literally the only human characters
>the opposing militant faction literally got 10 seconds of screentime before getting avalanched, they all had masks hence were stripped of any personality/humanity whatsoever, they only served as a cannon fodder for mother nature's victory
>the film's prison break part took on for way too long and really killed the movie
>heavy-handed social commentary on jews & nazis, blacks & whites, the whole thing looked like it was written by a jew and a negro
part 2:
>the little girl doesn't shed a tear for her father but cries a river for a gorilla, i guess the message here is we need to bring down the collective iq of white countries in order to become better half-people, dude just stop caring and go with the stream lmao
>shitty military tactics, the first attack was lolworthy, the soldiers being packed together while attacking uphill, just ridiculous
>the colonel's bunker is literally cornered for an easy invasion from like 3 sides at least
>i'm sure you can think of many more
>the little girl just walks right into the apeshwitz and feeds caesar
>on-the-nose message that says "apes good, humans bad", woody harrelson uses the catholic crossing to silence his army, shaves his head, owns a crucifix etc.
what went wrong, it felt like totally different people made this movie.
Scarlett Kino?
dumb movie
>>85600388
t. brainlet
pic related. is me
>>85600370
>If you are smart you are a wizard: The movie
Reminder that if you haven't seen every single kino on this list you need to get the fuck out of this board right now.
>>85600176
I haven't seen a single fucking film on that list (except the obviously bait Star Wars: Attack of the Clones>inb4 faggots take THIS bait and defend it).
fite me.
>>85600229
Literally the only movie I've seen from this list. I'm staying though.
Is this kino the best B L E A C H E D movie?
Well, /tv/?
Nothing special
6/10
L O N D O N
>>85345756
>grr only me, a manly man is capable of understanding this warkino despite its numerous flaws
>you are le woman xd
back to /v cancer
Does it exaggerate the success the Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine had in interfering with the evacuation? Because they didn't do much in reality
This is looking to be the greatest comedy of the 21st Century:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rL4xYyaDjU
what is this walk supposed to convey?
>>85345621
That he's now more interested in Jonathan than Nancy.
Why was he trying so hard to sound cool? His voice was so fucking forced and unbearable throughout the entire movie. Meanwhile Cara sounds like shes just going through the motions with barely any emotion in her voice at all.
What if Faramir joined the Fellowship instead of Boromir? What would change?
>>85345462
Yes I wish that
>>85345462
Then Boromir wouldn't have been played by Sean Bean.
>>85345462
The Fellowship would have stayed together for longer, meaning Saruman wouldn't have captured Merry and Pippin, meaning Aragorn wouldn't have confronted Saruman, meaning he wouldn't have gotten hold of the Palantir and revealed himself to Sauron, meaning Saurton would have remained hyper vigilant, meaning he would have discovered the fellowship, meaning he would have reclaimed his Ring and conquered the world.
What would you have done in this situation?
Fucked him.
Why did it take so long for someone to make a new original sci-fi movie? The movie sucked, but at least we have a new sci-fi idea.
>>85345360
>The movie sucked, but at least we have a new sci-fi idea.
The fact that is sucks so much only hurts the future of sci-fi you retard.
>>85345360
>original
It's based on a comic book, spammer.
Original? It's a french comic adaptation, senpai.
Is he right guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKQKGoJjghc
>>85345341
disrespectful
>>85345341
RIP Hack Snyder
>>85345341
Our guy confirmed
>has a high-paying, intellectually stimulating job
>well respected in his field
>boss lets him get away with everything because she can't resist his bad boy charm
>free pharmaceutical grade drugs any time he wants
>intelligent qts half his age throwing themselves at him (Cameron, russian mail-order waifu)
>has a best friend who understands him and on whom he can rely utterly
Why was he depressed again?
>>85600109
because he has a chronic pain condition and a drug addiction because of it -- of which one side effect is depression
>muh leg pain
>>85600109
He was crippled, in constant pain, and addicted to dangerous narcotics that had little effect. All of this caused him to become an asshole, which destroyed his relationships and kept him from forming new ones. After enough time he adopted this persona and rationalized it, which kept him perpetually depressed.
Not really that complicated.