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>An Egyptian filmmaker is planning a rejoinder to the Hollywood blockbuster American Sniper, with a film focusing on the "other side of the story" - the Iraqi fighter said to have killed dozens of American soldiers during the occupation.
>Amr Salama told the Hollywood Reporter that his film, tentatively titled Iraqi Sniper, would carry an "anti-war" message to counter the 2014 US film based on the true story of US marksman Chris Kyle and his hunt for an elusive foe, known as Juba, during the Iraq war.
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the film that will save cinema
>Al Pacino, Harvey Keitel, Ray Romano and Bobby Cannavale.
can't wait desu
>>87433082
>dude washed up grandpas lmao
Can't wait for the new hit film by DUNCACHINO and Dirty Grandpa...
>IRISHMAN
>Cast full of guineas
THAT WENT SOUTH SO FAST
>reviewers
ouch
Who could have possibly seen this coming?
Do you want this to bomb?
>>87432952
no.
>>87432952
No I want it to be good so the sellout George Lucas gets overshadowed by the new movies and the generations to come never watch any OG Star Wars films
I like it more when capeshit flops.
But that's improbable.
It will make less money than R1 and that's good enough.
>When I was a kid I used to draw cowboys and indians.
>Actually, it's Native Americans
>When I say "Penis", you say "Parker"
>I don't really wana celebrate something that was built by slaves
Why the fuck is this turd getting so much praise?! The Raimi trilogy shits all over it.
>>87432765
When was that first one said? I don't remember that part in the movie, but I remember those other shitty parts.
I'm australian and watching that film was the first time I'd ever even heard of "Penis Parker". Anyway that film could mostly be fixed by getting rid of MJ completely and making Flash a big white rich jock
>>87434340
>When was that first one said?
Literally less than a minute into the movie.
>>87432765
Of course the Raimi movies are better. But this one's still an upbeat, colorful movie in its own right. I genuinely liked Homecoming.
>>87434340
It's the very first line of dialogue between Vulture and one of his guys while on the salvage site.
What are some of your favorite tropes for post apocalyptic settings?
>>87432681
Source?
>>87433899
That's White Castle by Yuri Shwedoff
Gas mask over camera and heavy breathing through contaminated area
friendly reminder that if you do not atleast have a masters degree in philosophy you are unqualified to criticise rick and morty and its many intricacies
That's fair, I'll just take an overnight course to get my master's in philosophy.
>>87432544
Philosophy is for weak-minded wannabe academics who can't make it in the real world and need to justify their lack of success by redefining "success" to themselves and anybody who will listen to them for 5 minutes.
>the work of Nietzsche
even though he pretty much taught the exact opposite.
This is boring
What is "the average opinion of a high school freshman?"
It's aged like ass too.
Yeah. I couldn't get through it.
They'll just shot a spear with the point made of dragonglass with the scorpion to kill the dragon. Scene will be dramatic and will last too long to be believable.
>>87432387
Jaimes redemption will be him spearing it and dying whilst doing so calling that shit now
What will be Bronn's fate, mister wise guy?
>>87434285
No, that will be Bronn. Jaime will backstab his sister when she want's to blow up Kings Landing.
Since fucking Lucas writes this series.
I don't know how the fuck this got a 32 on Metacritic. Is it because it was a musical, and not really a popular genre for the time? Or are people too blind to see this as the cult classic it is?
Thursday (1998)
its basically identical to a tarantino film and its a super easy film to watch
I wouldn't call it a good movie but it's definitely enjoyable. It completely fails as a musical, but the awfulness of the "songs" is part of it's charm. Obviously Zydrate Anatomy and Chase the Morning are good, Mark it Up is kinda fun, but the rest of the songs feel half-assed as fuck. Most of them don't even feel like songs, just actors awkwardly singing normal dialogue that has zero rhythm, rhyme or structure to it. Maybe it's because of tight time constraints they weren't able to actually write songs so they said fuck it, just sing the dialogue.
It's a shame basically all the musical numbers suck hard because it has really fun characters and a good story with a lot of great set pieces which would be great to be expressed through musical numbers.
>>87432420
I don't know, I definitely enjoyed Legal Assassin andI Didn't Know I Loved You So Much.. Though I have to agree, thinking back; it could've done a lot better for what it was, however for a movie made a decade ago it certainly wasn't bad.
>>87432406
Checked out the trailer, definitely putting it on my list.
ITT: your favorite hitchock
rear window/vertigo
i love james stewart
>Tormund and beric, after surviving the wall crumbling, escape to castle black to warn them about the white walkers and to send a raven to winterfell
>Ed, nights watch, tormund and beric travel north to the white walker secret lair
>Melisandre, kinvara and other red priestesses have a scene in asshai in the red priestess temple talking about stannis, jon and azor ahai
What other scenes are you looking forward to in S8?
Dany's shit covered corpse mutilation if the fanfic tier leaks ends up true.
Euron being king.
>>87432482
wait what
Why does the Last Jedi have less hype than TFA?
>>87431304
t.retard
It has less hype than fucking Rouge One.
Maybe Disney expect it will make a fortune regardless of how little the advertising based exclusively on brand recognition.
Or maybe they have zero confidence in it and they try to cut off their losses.
>>87431304
Could you fuck off with the star wars threads already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-QKd37uFug
Watchmen
t. pedo
Original series edition.Back when the show was good, amiritie?
https://pastebin.com/mcKYsFib
Meanwhile:
>>87378419
take the red pill:
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history
>>87381793
>first 50 posts always the same lol
>>87381793
Part 17: The ending of The Return
Part 18: Season 4 prologue