>Star in one of the best films of all time,
>Remembered for lmaoweeddudebowski
Why is there no Napoleon movies, are brits really that butthurt?
>>85519811
Napoleon (1927) is one of the most acclaimed films of all time
>>85519811
But we BTFO Napoleon, why would we be butthurt?
>>85519839
fucken this
also
>almost 6 hours long
absolute epitome of KINO
are we sure this is le carre's work? the story is awful.
hiddleston is useless as an actor, all he does is smile and nod while being handsome, he isnt making any kind of effort.
and coleman is just as shitty, i mean how dis she even become an actress, are standards in bongland so terribly low?
and the funny thing is they both won golden globes for their performance!!!
scandalous
You have never produced anywork of anykind, Jai.
It's Le Carre jamesbonded. Also remember that most of his novels are rather poor. There's not much worth reading except In From the Cold, Smiley Trilogy, and The Constant Gardener.
>>85519704
Yes, standards are low, but for some reason you can still convince people you're a talented actor/actress just by being ugly. I mean, Coleman is an entirely average talent. She's been successful only because people in real life don't watch the emotions play across an uggo's face for long, so when people like Coleman or Timothy Spall remind them that uggos have feelings, they feel blown away/chastened by the thought. It's silly really.
Well tv, whos the bigger genius now?
death and taxes
>>85519683
You can live healthy and you will live longer
If you don't like taxes just leave the country no one is forcing you to stay
>>85519668
Not the faggot with two failed threads.
>I think I'll have to research alternative facts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmzbosye2-Y
>tfw cried during this scene
what movies made you cry?
>>85519562
The fuck, why would you cry it's not a particularly sad scene.
>>85519610
He hates his worthless life.
>>85519610
because it was perfectly made and kino as fuck.
>decide to watch a movie
>can't stop thinking about the threads I'm missing on /tv/
>stop the movie halfway and return to shitposting
>grab my body pillow
>cuddle her
>start movie
>put movie on one side
>occasionally refresh /tv/ to see if there's fun threads to shitpost on
>if there is, pause movie, cover her eyes, shitpost, then return to movie
>>85519325
>Watch twenty minutes of film
>stop film, read plot summary on wikipedia
>skip to parts that sound enjoyable, ignore the rest, delete the movie afterwards
>usually watch maybe thirty minutes of a two hour film
green eyeballs
not top in the archive anymore :-)
Asian films thread
Is Fuller House good nostalgia for someone who grew up with the original series, or is it a waste of time?
I wanna do blow with Stephanie
>>85519381
all that meth left her with no ass
>>85519268
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As ah live and breathe. Raaaaylan Givens! To hwat, do ah owe the pleasure?
>You read that in his voice
>his voice
Is there more comfy show than Justified ?
>>85519215
>venus van dam
he
What did she mean by this /tv/?
>>85519136
well they were tossed out after 5 minutes after the danger has passed
>>85519136
they mean it's okay to shoot economic migrants
>>85520311
They did however directly add Teal'c to their foremost elite unit..
Kino-tier
Go
Literally the perfect gangstar downfall story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>85519069
Bitch please you ain't gettin' no sticky
You and Walter Matthau are fucked so just sit in the corner and oooh
>>85519112
You're thinking of Martin Landau. Walter Matthau died in 2000.
Is this a piece of fucking trash? Looks like it.
It's okay if youre a fan of the director definitely his weakest work though
>>85519039
It's worse than Snowpiercer? Damn.
It made my vegan friend upset. Why do I have a vegan friend?
So we're getting another trailer for this future steaming pile of shit today. God I hate movies. I can't wait to see the fucking frog kid from Stranger Things ruin another trailer.
>>85518802
If you hate movies what are you doind he-OOH
Carry on
>>85518802
>God I hate movies
This should be a banner for /tv/
>>85520344
I second this.