*INHALES SUPERBLY*
Why is he so Smaug
What did he mean by this?
oh no no no.....
YWN shitpost as hard as this man. He played actual shit in one of the shittiest movies of all time.
Press S to spit on Sony's grave
Can someone please explain this sequence? Who was this General guy? How did Lex have guys there? Was that other reporter really CIA? Why was Lois there? What was the significance of this whole thing?
>>85541304
Lois put her self in an incredibly dangerous situation for shits and giggles because she's a selfish bitch who knows Superman will always come to her rescue. Women are cancerous.
What the fuck did I just watch? I'm not even sure if it was good or not.
Is it Pan's Labyrinth with a boring setting?
Does she have any tax bills in debt? She's literally in every movie these days. I can't stand her anymore. She need to take a break or something.
>>85541216
Her son is like 6 feet tall despite being 3 years old. He probably needs to eat a lot.
>>85541216
she killed her dad and dated ((((sean penn)))) hollywood loves these types.
>>85541261
>sean penn
Aaaand dropped. Father killing- not a problem. Sean Penn? A deal breaker.
What the hell could be in this film that's making them ALL hate it so much?
>>85541198
T.J. Miller
Can't wait for the ringing endorsement from Armond White
However will they recover once all the 8 year olds see their favorite 60 year old critics saying pop culture jokes aren't funny.
Why does this board go autist over the emoji movie and continues ignore great shows? Is it reddit?
Pretty much, alot people on here think it's funny to ironically like a shitty movie. Speaking of ignored shows, /tv/ should check this show it :3
I need help finding a movie.
All I remember is that it was sort of apocalyptic and there was a race of people with biological blade arms.
That sounds like that videogame based in New York where the government chases after you as you gain red blood powers
The fuck is that game called?
>>85542518
that's called Prototype
really makes you think
Redpill me on Brazilian kino
>>85541022
Just watch any Zack Snyder joint
Who will survive?
And what will be left of them?