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Homecoming: Stargate Conflict Wars.
A rift in the cinematic universe has created a wormhole from Spider-Man (2001) to Homecoming (2017) TM all rights reserved.
Mary Jane is taking out the trash on a rainy night when a portal opens and Zendaya comes tumblin out, she is soaking wet and doesnt understand whats going on....
Mary Jane: Damn this weed is good, I might have to blow harry later to thank him.
Zendaya: Where am I??!?! Who are you?!?
Mary Jean: No way....you are real?
Zendaya: EXCUUUSEEE MEE?? Black people arent real to you!?!? Wake up honey, society has cha-
Mary Jean kisses Zendaya.....Zendaya is confused but she cant fight her feelings...after all this is OG Mary Jane.
Her chocolate nipples start to get harder and harder, MJ slips her tongue inside her mouth....
MJ: Mmmmmmm I think I love chocolate....
MJ: Oh, jesus christ, you are soaking wet! Come inside hurry!
Zendays hesitates for a second but follows her inside.
Zendaya: Are you sure this is ok?
MJ: Oh dont worry honey, my dad is gone for the weekend...we are all alone...
Zendaya starts to take her clothes off....she leaves her panties on and is covering her breasts with her hands.....
MJ: Awww are you shy? You remind me of that cuck Parker heh.......
MJ starts to undress and Zendaya tries to look away.
MJ: Oh come on.....wanna peek?
Mj starts to walk towars Zendaya as she trembles soaking wet gliscening in the tv light...almost looking like oil.
MJ: Wanna played master and slave?
Zandaya: W-w-what?
MJ: You will be my house nigger....and I will be your master....
MJ motions her finger to the floor.
MJ: Kneel nigger.
Zendaya kneels..she can feel her clitoris getting swollen...tighter....
MJ: What are you?
Zendaya: A woman?
MJ: no
Zendaya: A...student?
MJ: No....you are a nigger, I want you to say it!
Zendaya: IM A NIGGER!
MJ: Fuck yes! doesnt it feel good?
Zendaya: IM A WHORE NIGGER!
MJ: Good, now start licking!!!
to be continued....
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I'm not okay with racism irl, but in fantasy sex it's hot. Go on.
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If this doesn't describe their body hair in great detail, including nipples, toes, belly and arms, I'm not interested.
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ITT post good CGI
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Who here would gargle Sandra's Bullocks?
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>His drama teacher at East High, Melody Duggan, confirms Miller was a "typical class clown," but notes he was much more intuitive than the average teenager. "He understands the frailty of the human condition better than any kid I've ever had."
>"He understands the frailty of the human condition[...]"
What did she mean by this?
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>>85556646
Post modern schooling was a success on a dumb class clown
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>>85556646
>human condition
buzzword hacks use to appear smart/deep
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>>85556646
she meant that he knows that deep down, we are all afraid of something, and he is able to use his comedy to make people feel better for just a little bit. i dont care for his politics, but he was enjoyable in deadpool, and that christmas movie with rachel from friends.
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>ITT; underrated films or film series that will never gain any kind of mainstream appreciation
Horror seems to be a genre that has too many of these to count. Pic related is a classic example of original and well made, yet widely unheard of.
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>>85556595
It has funny death scenes, sequels especially "(I want my lawyer to fuck himself") but I wouldn't call it good film
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>>85556595
>yet widely unheard of.
really? I mean it was replayed heavily on cable for years and it got three sequels
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>>85556595
you should watch lord of illusions op, that and wishmaster were my go to movies for a while
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>underrated gems, courtesy of /tv/
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>>85556510
ARM BAR
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*cricket noises*
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Merantau. Starring the guy from The Raid. A young man fights a young version of George Bush and Dick Cheney. Not even kidding.
""""""""""Lovecraftian""""""""""
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>>85556506
Antje was great tho
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>>85556506
i dont recall it being promoted as lovecraftian. good scifi horror though
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>>85556506
>some guy crawls in the dark for an hour or two
wow what kino
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I adored some aspects of this but it had quite a few flaws
-a few shots of everyone slowly turning their heads to look at something in the distance too many
-magnificent sound design, but atrocious sound mixing accompanied by music playing under pieces of important dialogue means not being able to understand 60% of the dialogue
-George's pre-death monologue was where Nolan's tradition of awful dialogue popped through
-Hans Zimmer is a fucking hack who takes one or two good ideas and stretches them into an hour long sound track with some fucking stupid "emotional" string section melody #786234 thrown in to ruin scenes that are already great enough to stir emotions without music. And he gets praised for it again and again by people who don't know what they're talking about
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>>85556338
you literally just posted this in the other thread
>>85554496
fuck off
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>>85556386
I'm going to kick you so hard in the teeth your stool is going to look like a rice krispie treat
Get out of my thread before I open a piping hot can of whipsnake on your ass
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So this movie sucked. I really wanted to like it, the visuals were pretty great at parts. But despite being over 2 hours, it felt like we didnt get nearly enough time exploring the interesting scenery.
The biggest problem with this movie was the two lead characters. I am not one of those people on 4chan who thinks Cara Delevigne is super ugly or hideous or whatever, i think she looks okay. But unfortunately her dialogue just did not connect. Her little quips did not land, and her emotional parts were forced.
And if anything, the male lead was even worse. His voice sounded off the whole time, like he was trying to affect this older, more masculine sound.
I never believed they were actually respected members of an intergalactic military, they just never really conveyed that level of assuredness and competence.
Plot was really preachy too, very disappointing movie overall. I went in expecting a passable film and was disappointed at every turn, kept wanting to walk out but I realized I had nothing better to do anyway so I stayed,
It is especially disappointing because the director has done some pretty decent films before, Leon the professional, fifth element, even taken was a decent movie. This one was just bush league, a waste of pretty impressive cgi and such
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>>85556336
>tl;dr its shit
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I just watched this yesterday. It was 6/10 at best. We knew nothing about the main guy, just that he's a hero. I don't know how it's possible since he's like 30 at best (but looks like 22). Cara was not even the most annoying part, because the guy was trying to be chad when he's like 5'9 and 130 lbs. The deep voice didn't help either.
The setting was nice, but the movie barely touched the possibilities (x thousand species, each having their own habitat etc).
The story was average at best.
And let me just ask this. Am I the only one who thought the blue aliens were the jews?
- 6 million on them died
- incredibly smart and can build more advanced stuff than others from scratch even tho they couldn't even manage space travel
- the evil humans (whites) genocided them
- "we can forgive but how can we ever forget?"
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Luc Besson is a fanboy for the obscure comic this was based on, it's likely he didn't give a shit about the film's success
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How do we deal with the eternal rockhopper?
Should all belters be exterminated?
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EYY
STAR HELIX!
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I can understand the low budget, but some of the casting is just too shit.
Good:
>Amos
>Julie
>Chrisjen
>Ashur
>Diogo
>Drummer
>Dawes
>Fred Johnson
Decent:
>Miller
Meh:
>everyone else
Dogshit:
>Bobbie (martian marine)
she's supposed to be this fucking badass, but just comes across as a chubby untrained typical grill on screen
I might be fucked in the head from watching season 1 before reading the books, though.
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How was he thought of before the prequels? Some of the bits I see about him make it seem like people thought he was the Steve Jobs of movies.
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>>85556224
fuck
off
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>>85556224
He was seen as Spielberg's equal.
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he was a cinematic deity, but greedo shooting first was the end of him. if han had shot first the prequels would have been much better received by the angry manchildren who crucified him back in 1997
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is there something as good as the BFI critics/directors lists, but for tv series?
'cause http://www.imdb.com/chart/toptv is shite, i want something from respected critics and/or authors.
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>>85556104
No, because TV is shit, it's not even a medium, it's an invention that mostly just pumps society-corroding advertising and lies into your home.
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1. Only Fools and Horses
2-100. rest
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>>85556104
there's this, although it is a few years old now:
http://www.wga.org/writers-room/101-best-lists/101-best-written-tv-series/list
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Zero fucking percent!!! How does one accomplish such a feat?
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>>85556016
White cast
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I'm sure Armond White is gonna give it a positive review.
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>Movie trailer starts playing
>BACK IN BLACK I HIT THE SACK IVE BEEN TOO LONG IM GLAD TO BE BACK
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>>85555995
i think you posted the wrong frog face, ac/dc is movie music kino
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>be me
>be Australian
>go to New Zealand
>discover that they have their own The project
ayy lmao
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GET THE FUCK OUT MY COUNTRY!!!!!
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The star of the last movie you watched is now a shire horse. What changes?
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The love interest is gonna need a bigger vagina if you catch my drift.
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>>85555929
what did he mean by this?
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>>85556275
I think it was self-explanatory.
I wonder what movie it was, though.