>French people have bad tast-
>https://www.challenges.fr/cinema/valerian-et-la-cite-des-mille-planetes-de-luc-besson-demarre-fort-en-france_489911article saying that Valerian has had this year's biggest opening in France second only to Despicable 3
We are going to save this movie. Watch and learn kids.
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>>85569399
watch and learn is exactly what the duped french audiences did ... they learned what a crappy film it is.
too bad too, based besson has nice scifi flavor
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>>85569496
>they learned what a crappy film it is.
Oh well, I know I'm going there for the visuals anyways. And anyyways, my taxes funded this movie so might as well I guess...
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Frogs got their own Valerian cartoon
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LEAVE SAURON TO ME
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>>85569394
Are you in need of assistance, m'lady?
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SARUMAN
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>culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant
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>1,239 days until Avatar 2
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since Avatar 1 came out I have
>learned to drive
>went to college
>got a job
>dropped out of college
>had sex
Based Jim!
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>mfw it ends up being shit
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>>85569203
based avatarposter
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Who was in the wrong here?
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Was Constanza ever not in the wrong with anything?
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>>85569750
The opposite
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>>85569750
Hes almost always in the right wtf so you mean?
>>85569184
George was in the right. You
Only park head first when you're doing a bank job.
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How long until we get a reboot of this classic?
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Hopefully never.
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>>85569180
Delete this thread....dont give them ideas.
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>>85569180
Pretty sure Zemekis has stated, several times, nothing will happen with the IP while he's alive, and since he's already a jew I don't see (((them))) conning him in to raping his baby for a quick buck.
10/10 Casting lads
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W
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Is it a misunderstood masterpiece?
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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
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MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
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>>85569099
ROLLIN IN THE DEEEEEEP
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MY SWEEDISH FRIEND
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Memes aside, can we all agree that this scene is one of the funniest scenes ever made???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07zYvkNYL8
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This clip sucks.
I agree the scene is funny but the video is taken out of context most of the time. The reason the scene is funny is of why Micheal is saying "no", not just because he's saying "NOOOO."
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>>85569860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFfrOTmgEb4
this is way funnier
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>>85569860
his delivery is also what makes it great though. I agree that context elevates it but it's still pretty amusing on its own
Nine...
https://youtu.be/WmYEr-BZKl0?t=2m38s
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I fucking hate Finn Wolfhard, look at that smug rat face, this little shit can't act at all, fuck this cunt
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mate youre way older than this kid let it go
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>>85568951
nah
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did I miss something? It seems like everyone on here hates him now
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What does /tv/ think about pic related turning into a series?
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Poorly. I'm sick of this 80's revival they keep pushing.
If something was good back then, keep it that way, don't touch it further. Try to remake terrible movies instead, it's a nice challenge.
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>>85568852
Complete monkeys paw result.
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>>85568937
That might be a generally good rule of thumb, but not all the time. It's not based on an 80's movie, but the Fargo TV series is arguably better than the source material. All that really matters is that you have talented people working on it.
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>Col. Hans Landa: So who are your three handsome escorts?
>Bridget von Hammersmark: I'm afraid neither three speak a word of /pol/ish. They're friends of mine from /tv/. This is the wonderful Baneposter, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cunnyposter, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's cunny assistant, Dominick Decocco.
>Bridget von Hammersmark: [in /tv/ish] Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of /pol/.
>Lt. Aldo Raine: [in /tv/ish with obvious GOTposter accent] Was it rape?
>Col. Hans Landa: [in flawless /tv/ish] Gentlemen, it's a pleasure; Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>Lt. Aldo Raine: [after a pause] What did you mean by this?
>Col. Hans Landa: [in /tv/ish] For you? Am I pronouncing it correctly?
>Lt. Aldo Raine: [in a very bad accent] Sì... er, corretto.
>Col. Hans Landa: [in /tv/ish] For....you? Say it for me once please?
>Lt. Aldo Raine: [mispronouncing the name] For you.
>Col. Hans Landa: [in /tv/ish, faking confusion] I'm sorry, again?
>Lt. Aldo Raine: [slightly annoyed] For you!.
>Col. Hans Landa: [in /tv/ish] Once more?
>Lt. Aldo Raine: [obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers] For. You.
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>>85568832
delete your account
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>tfw no young Luke and Aunt Beru SS rule 34 cuckold high quality work
What /tv/ fantasies do you have /tv/ ?
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SW is still full of R34 content.
What bothers me right now, is this:
>movie out for 2 months
>cute, exotic hottie
>lot of deviant, kinky even necro scenes
>basically softcore BDSM/bondage for long screentime
>still nearly none R34
What is wrong with the internet?
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Arya start weight gain semen drinking porn.
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>>85568969
Try finding r34 of Jurassic Park/World, then you'll feel my pain. What is out there is great conceptually but looks like a toddler drew it.