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>I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...
Fucking Christ how did Steven get away with it?
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>YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
God I don't think even /b/ tards can compete with this..
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>tfw it's real
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>Ideogrammic method
>Pound gives a brief account of it in his book The ABC of Reading (1934). He explains his understanding of the way Chinese characters were formed, with the example of the character 'East' (東) being essentially a superposition of the characters for 'tree' (木) and 'sun' (日); that is, a picture of the sun tangled in a tree's branches, suggesting a sunrise (which occurs in the East). He then suggests how, with such a system where concepts are built up from concrete instances, the (abstract) concept of 'red' might be presented by putting together the (concrete) pictures of: ROSE x CHERRY; IRON RUST x FLAMINGO
Holy...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jde4qHbCtSg
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>>85585475
I really liked that Saber-Scorpion website as a kid many, many years ago. It's probably still around, and I'm sure that I'd cringe to death if I looked it up and saw what I used to think was cool.
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Now that's a blast from the past. I wonder what that guy is up to now.
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Post your blockbuster movie ideas
I'll start:
>Wojak, played by Michael Sera, and Pepe, computer generated but voiced by Tony Revolori, were best of friends throughout all of elementary school and middle school
>but now, in their freshman year of highschool, a few bullies have singled them out, notably Chad Thundercock (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) and bully them mercilessly
>Things are further complicated when they both fall in love with the same girl, Stacy (Emma Watson) and begin to compete with each other for her attention, shattering their decade long friendship.
>Pepe discovers that the only thing keeping him from being happy was a complete feeling of powerlessness, and antagonizing Wojak gives him a sense of power in his life. He begins to try and torture Wojak because it's the only thing in his life he can really control.
>Meanwhile, Wojak feels his life spiralling out of his hands, and just wants to escape from it all before he decides to kill himself.
>That Feel, the movie
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underrated
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>>85585430
It's a movie about nothing!
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>>85588660
It's actually a movie about how comedians get their material
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Why was Valerian such a big, fat, bloated, chunky, corpulent flop? 2017-07-29 01:23:25 Post No.85585422
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>>85585422
why are you talking about shitty movies here? that's exactly what the people behind this garbage are counting on.
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because you are a faggot
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It will be a cult classic eventually.
Hasn't even been released in most countries either.
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ay SMOKEY!
SELL ME A DUB
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Dubs? Here
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How can a movie so vibrant and magical feeling feel so..empty at the same time? And I'm talking about both the theatrical and Director's Cuts.
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does she have a promising career ahead of her lads?
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I hope so, I hope she doesn´t end up like Culkin, it could be worse, just think about it, "Hey, Culkin, I remember you! You were the kiddo who putted traps on 2 faggot thiefs while you were home alone!", now imagine that with: "Hey, I know you, you are Beverly! I remember the scene where they all gangbang you!"
If everything goes well, we´ll see her in movie about lesbians co starring a grown up Dafne Keen
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Am I the only one who hates human drama films that don't have some sort of extraordinary circumstance attached to them? I mean shit like Love, Boyhood, 12 Years a Slave, etc.
I think the human condition is far more interesting when studied in a unrealistic scenario, in something that almost certainly couldn't happen. We all know what greed, love, suffering, loss, pain, etc. are, it's fucking boring to watch people go through that shit on screen when you see this stuff every day. The sick aunt, the unlikely comeback-kid, the guy who flips one day and kills his entire family. We either have these people in our lives, or we witness it through the news.
I think it's why I hate westerns. It's about generic men living shitty lives in a lawless place, coping with the problems it brings. But there's never anything interesting beyond surviving on the frontier.
It's when the surreal, extraordinary, supernatural, or alien enters these stories that they become interesting.
Twin Peaks, for example, is steeped with "normal" people, but is enveloped in all of this weird metaphysical shit. If Twin Peaks was some dumb AMC show about small-town life in a coal town I'd be gouging my eyes out. Oh no, some bitch cheated on her coal miner husband with some other guy, but it turns out her husband was gay! Who the fuck cares? Those people might as well be your neighbors.
Detective get sucked into some sort of electrical nether-dimension and is spit back out retarded while a bunch of murders and other weird shit start happening. Now you've got my interest.
Anywho, that's my livejournal post for today.
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So......the big twist is going to be Morty impregnates his mother Beth using some sort of time travel (Back the the Future nod that is as subtle as a sledgehammer to the cranium), and by being your own father (withholding time paradoxes) you are somehow "removed from the disc in the loop and you can see the infernal plane of existence" which essentially makes you a humanoid demi-god?
I like it. But after this plays out in the show and Reddit creams their pants with their pseudo-intellectual bastardized theories or their truly dull and blatant discussions of Philosophy 101 concepts in-cooperated into the show. Like they're some fucking plato bitch-made motherfucker by noticing.
Then I won't like it.
Why do they ruin everything =/
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Can someone Add Ishtar to Wookiepedia? 2017-07-29 01:14:35 Post No.85585156
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Can someone Add Ishtar to Wookiepedia?
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>Memes this, cuck that. I don't know any more Ray. I can't keep up with this computer shit. I didn't have a computer growing up. I didn't have anything growing up but an empty belly and an itchy trigger finger. But you know what, Ray? I'm near twenty years older now and that itch is still there and so is the hunger. But my coupon for 2 For $2 shakes expired a long time ago, and so did the talcum powder. Caspere knew thisis a Vinceposting thread
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It's a doggy dog world and I'm fuckin chinese ray
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>>85585103
>caspere knew this
he's starting to look like Hardy
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>overcompensating this much
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>>85585039
So it was Jonah in that celebrity AMA. Explains why /tv/ keeps shilling the amazing achievement of not being a fat slob.
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Was it kino?
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>Olivia Wilde
Nope
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>not liking best jawfu
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Boon?
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>>38695145
Does he have a point? Even through all of his le reddit xD spacing, Is The Emoji Movie redpilled?
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Reposting it here:
The Emoji movie is almost redpilled. Let me explain.
>Guy is told his whole life not to act a certain way
This is like how we're told not to talk about the things that interest us because they may seem "weird" (like vidya, tv, movies etc)
>People think he's weird
See point above
>He's not well known amongst the populars
Nobody knows who he is, and when they see him, they have an attitude of disgust and displeasement. How do normies react to us robots? By pretending we're invisible and they end up disgusted.
>The populars act the same way, all the time
This is encouraged, too. As there's no sense of individuality surrounding the Emojis. All they do is talk, dance and party.
>The populars are essentially normies
They talk, dance, party, act the same, and preach diversity but hate unique individuals
>There's a group of outcasts, that centre on playing video games and staying away from everyone else
Sound familiar?
>Main character's only friend is an outcast
Self explanitory, really. Most of us have little to no friends. And when we do, they're outcasts.
>The pirating app features trolls and viruses
I think it's safe to say we've all trolled, or dealt with viruses
>girl emoji is seen imagining violence against male emoji
Women tend to be more violent than men, according to domestic abuse stats. This clip of the female emoji not caring for the male emoji, shows the utter carelessness of women.
A bunch of normie shit hapoens in the movie until
>Main character gets friendzoned and seems depressed.
No I'm not joking. This actually happens. He turns from multiple emotions into a single "Meh". All because he poured his heart out, and the girl still didn't appreciate him.
The movie ends up portraying the female character as the one in the wrong in the situation. Media usually portrays the men cucking out, but nope - not here.
>Characters only like the main character when he helps them out
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[CONT] It shows that normies will only like robots if they help them out with something. Like being a laughing stock so Chad can demonstrate his humor to whores. People don't legititmatley like Gene. They only like him because he saved them from total annihilation.
Weird how we finally got representation in film about being robots. The movie ends on a shitty note, with the normies accepting him. But I guarantee that next movie, they'll be back to hating him. Forgetting about the one time when he saved their asses.
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>>85585052
you can apply this to many "fish-out-of-water" stories