"You can practically see it from here"
>>85600646
So what is /tv/'s problem with this line exactly? Is it just Americans who have never traveled to Europe and don't realize it's actually a thing people say on the French/British coasts?
>>85600646
it's the lips that are always fucked up. Even in games with mocap you can really notice that.
Why was Immortan Joe in Farscape?
there are only three actors in australia
the rest of australians are busy shitposting and fighting spiders
Why was your Mom farting and queefing loudly in her bed last night?
>>85600639
true story; i opened a door yesterday and heard a disgusting crunching sound and was scared to walk through. I jumped through it and looked at the top of the door to see i had severed a big huntsman spiders leg, and i saw him drag it back into the recess atop the door. very spooky. i opened and closed that door until the crunching stopped and a single bead of clear liquid leaked from the door. i haven't turned the lights off since, lest i never see it again
BADOKA
>>85600529
Jumanji
Why did they keep the money in the bag? Why didn't they just immediately split the 16000 pounds into 4 equal parts that is 4000 pounds each? Everyone would get their fair share and they would've remained friends.
>>85600417
>why do scottish junkies act irrational?
>>85600432
Begbie wasn't a junkie and by that time Renton, Sick Boy and Spud got off heroin. At the scene in the hotel, every one of them held 2 2000 pound bundles. Why not just put it immediately in your pocket instead of putting all of that money in one bag.
>>85600502
The Scottish part is the reason.
>Protagonist
>Antagonist
>End conflict
but really.. who is the antagonist? the midget? the saxophone man? it's hard to say. and it's ripe for a feature length film.
they tried to make it, but richard lewis wouldn't do it
So, the Teletubbies were parents, aparently
What does /tv/ think about it?
>also, more important, what is that orange, slimmer version of Based Noo-Noo?
I bet's that's Rooney's favourite show.
Even as a five year old in 1998 I hated the Teletubbies.
>>85600224
>Tinky-Winky the gay one had multiple kids with Lala the best girl
>None of them have brown skin, Dipsy is a cuck
>Po is a hoe
who is she shooting at?
the executive board of west world
G O D
Patriarchy
Unironically bravo Nolan
The fire rises
Watched it last night, and realized the genius of Nolan just as I sat down. He casts a twink Fuck child in the lead to draw a bunch of underage fan girls to the cinema. Then proceeds to give them the best history lesson they'll ever get, and make them appreciate the sacrifices of men. SJW's will never recover!
Fucking movie was shit, not a single nazi shown, except that guy who took Bane, movie is a legit 4/10
>has tons of talented animator
>forgot to hire writers
will they ever learn?
Cast the live action adaption
idris elba
idris elba
idris elba
idris elba
idris elba
Story a says the hero wins because of the power of love since the villain doesn't have it
Story b says the hero wins because he disregards such feelings and instead uses strategy and tactics to outsmart the villain.
Who's right here?
Story c says a fagatron will OP stupid shit on /tv/.
>>85600121
Answer is somewhere in between.
B
your favourite ancap films?
>fight club
>ancap
Perfect representation of an ancap society.
>critics say this is the best movie of the generation
>>85599970
Amazing
True
>>85599970
surprisingly, they are right
>>85599970
Critics being right for once, the apocalypse must be right around the corner
Will cinemas show this with the lights on?
Was it Kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV5VikGvrnI
>>85599921
Yeah, one of old Cronenberg's best with Crash and Dead Ringers.