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Why didn't he just tell them the truth from the start? "It's alright, guys. I'm an immortal alien and my wife doesn't exist. Please just leave us alone."

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Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:20:55 Post No.85615303
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>>85615007
Why did he allow the Husnok to do so much damage if he could have stopped it easily?

Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:22:48 Post No.85615373
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>>85615007
All of that is really embarrassing

Anonymous 2017-07-29 09:00:17 Post No.85616731
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>>85615007

He felt remorse over his actions. Something nobody on /tv/ has ever felt.

He also was a coward. Something everyone on /tv/ is.

Comebine the two and you get a Douwd.

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You're a brainlet if you didn't enjoy The Emoji Movie 2017-07-29 08:11:55 Post No.85614961
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You're a brainlet if you didn't enjoy The Emoji Movie Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:11:55 Post No. 85614961 [Report] [View this topic]

Of course fedora-tipping redditors can't grasp multi-layered ironic satire when they see it. I just watched it and I was literally in shock by how one thing can be so kíno. It wasn't meant to be a comedy; it wasn't meant to be a kids movie. It was supposed to be watched as an allegory for the modern world's blind acceptance of anything that's presented as being cool just for its own sake. The very act of watching the movie was it telling you "See? You like to use emojis everyday and so does everyone around you so you have to watch this because you're part of the grotesque machine that is modern pop culture". The screen was laughing at me and I enjoyed every moment of it. Of course Redditor McAtheists won't ever understand that, their small "le epic upboat XD" brains could never allow them to pull their heads out of their asses and really appreciate the art that is Le Filmé Emojie. Fuck reddit, man. The movie was great

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Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:15:42 Post No.85615092
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How many layers of irony are you on right now?

Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:22:25 Post No.85615357
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>>85615092
I'm not being ironic. I just hate plebs so much.

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ozark is not a kino 2017-07-29 08:11:26 Post No.85614945
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ozark is not a kino Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:11:26 Post No. 85614945 [Report] [View this topic]

Its weak to be honest.

Some journalist were comparing it to Breaking Bad, but no fucking way, its not even near. plot, actors (the only attractive girl in whole show is 54yo milf lel), pictrue.

Its feel like screenwriter were in rush to finish it and they had low budget.

Seriously, netflix proved with Narcos and Beasts without nation that they are capable of doing kino.

but ozark feels like it is 2005 again, especially camer and quality feel like first episodes of house.

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Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:56:02 Post No.85616561
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>the only attractive girl in whole show is 54yo milf lel

is that really one your points for it being weak?

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Great review, couldn't agree more. We need more Netflix kino like the OA and Stranger Things

Anonymous 2017-07-29 09:04:36 Post No.85616890
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>>85616561
No, I pointed it out but its the only thing you noticed.

Plot is weak, this whole ~~mastermind boss girl after elementary school is going to learn how to wash cash~~ lel.

Scenes, cinematography feels cheap.

Feels cheap, plot would be good if it was fantasy movie.

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Cool World Anonymous 2017-07-29 08:09:45 Post No. 85614884 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this the greatest kino ever made /b/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzKVFWY1x0

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