The Brotherhood of /who/ and /tpg/ edition
before time war:
>>85613856
Doctor Whore
>>85623319
>>85623338
WE ARE NOT TALK ABOUT JODIE
wtf /tv/
I solely depend on you for movie news and it turns out 2 days ago Venice released the list of films that will be premiering this year but I didn't even see a thread about it here (archive proves me right)
what are you most excited for?
Ammore e Malavita (Ammore and Malavita) - Antonio Manetti, Marco Manetti - Italy
Jia Nian Hua - (Angels Wear White) - Vivian Qu - China, France
Downsizing - Alexander Payne - United States
Ex Libris – The New York Public Library - Frederick Wiseman, United States
Una Famiglia (A Family) - Sebastiano Riso - Italy
First Reformed - Paul Schrader - United States
Foxtrot - Samuel Maoz - Israel, Germany, France, Switzerland
Hannah - Andrea Pallaoro - Italy, Belgium, France
La Villa (The House by the Sea) - Robert Guédiguian - France
Human Flow - Ai Weiwei - Germany, United States
L'insulte (The Insult) - Ziad Doueiri - France, Lebanon
Jusqu'à la Garde (Until the Guard) - Xavier Legrand - France
Lean on Pete - Andrew Haigh - United States
The Leisure Seeker - Paolo Virzì - Italy
Mektoub, My Love: Canto Uno - Abdellatif Kechiche - France, Italy
Mother! - Darren Aronofsky - United States
The Shape of Water - Guillermo Del Toro - United States
Suburbicon - George Clooney - United States
Sweet Country - Warwick Thornton - Australia
Sandome No Satsujin (The Third Murder) - Koreeda Hirokazu - Japan
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - Martin McDonagh - United Kingdom
Bump
I think /tv/ hates film festivals cause they're poor and can't torrent those films. I tried to start a thread about my city's upcoming festival but nobody was interested. Will have to see if Sweet Country is playing at MIFF.
>>85624301
You city is shit though
And /tv/ always has Cannes livethreads
What are some of the best Hong Kong kinos?
>>85623065
watched this the other day, it was a good romp
>>85623147
I just watched it last night and yeah it had some of the best action scenes I've ever seen
Wong Kar-wai makes the best Hong Kong movies,
In the mood for Love
Fallen Angels
Chungking Express
So why isn't anyone talking about how pic related is on its way to become one of the biggest Box office bombs in history? if not THE biggest?
I guess we just don't care.
>>85622995
Was it a bomb or some weird Juden accounting. Can you show me audited forensic proof that Hollywood lost 200 million? Remember, big wigs gets the dailies, Someone would have caught the stinky bits.
>>85622995
It's because Hollywood is trying to ignore its failure so they can keep pushing that pug ugly skanky fucking dyke Cara Pigsnout as the NEXT BIG THING!!!FACT!!!
What the fuck? This is one of the best movies I've seen all year. Cara's acting actually isn't garbage, and she has chemistry with Dane. Better than Baby Driver. Better than The Fifth Element. Why did critics shit on it so hard? The plot wasn't confusing if you paid attention.
Cara is super fucking hot
>>85622768
French shit.
>>85622809
no she isn't
>tfw you couldn't protect his smile
>>85622512
Or his ear
He was truly best boy
The mark of a good show is getting people to care about secondary characters.
Why is marvel obsessed with quips
>@DCOLYMPUS
What did he mean by this?
>>85622329
I love stupid nonsensical images like that, OP
>>85623434
But image you posted makes sense though.
Discussion of all things Stargate.
What made this TV series so great?
>>85622087
>What made this TV series so great?
it was so relatable
>>85622284
>>85622087
What did you guys do for the 20th anniversary?
Anyone been watching this?
Candice loves anal
>>85622720
How do you know
>>85623410
she bent him over and pegged him. it'll be on next week's show.
Do you think Team 10 has future in Hollywood movies, or are Disney Channel films enough for them...?
Hes gonna do something stupid and then never be heard from again like most youtube dbags, he has more hate than love
>>85621546
>Jake Paul is married and I'm not
>>85621594
>Hes gonna do something stupid and then never be heard from again like most youtube dbags, he has more hate than love
t. hater
*dabs on you*
I'll start:
Two "loving and tolerant" Jewish and Muslim families living in liberal California have their idyllic circlejerk come crashing down after their twelve year olds start humping and the lil' Fatima gets pregnant with some culturally confused genetic freak. Thus setting the stage for a shitty culturally enriched Juno remake that's only made possible by the White Man's militant defense of the Institution of Separation of Church and State.
You're welcome you filthy Semites.
>>85621357
Sounded cool right up until you went off on the White Supremacist tirade.
>>85621626
It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't
>>85621357
>culturally enriched Juno remake
JEWED
1. Inception
2. Memento
3. Batman Begins
4. The Dark Knight Rises
5. Interstellar
6. Dunkirk
7. The Dark Knight
8. The Prestige
9. Insomnia
not seen: Following
Memento, as basically every film ever directed by Christopher Nolan, is basically an outrageous and mean spirited attempt at murdering cinema as an art form. The classic example of a film that panders to this memetic MTV generation teens who have never touched real cinema getting triggered and mistakenly considering it a film instead of a flick.
In reality is merely a futile exercise in style filled with 101 screenwriting techniques and thriller/film noir cliches making it no more authentic than your average Michael Bay flick.
But still, liking Transformers 4 is not as bad as liking Memento. Because honestly, if you like Michael Bay you are a bad person, but liking pretend inauthentic cinema makes you a criminal supporting cinema murderers and means that you should be wiped off this planet as sooner as possible, to avoid further damages to the human species as a whole
>>85620048
uhhhhhh
dark knight
memento
dunkirk
inception
dark knight rises
havent seen anything else
Memento >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The prestige/Dark Knight/Batman Begins/Interstellar/Inception/Dunkirk > The Dark Knight Rises.
Nolan is a mediocre director with one standout.
>>85620079
You're retarded and you don't even know it.
>tfw you find out a successful actor is younger than you
>tfw you find out a failing actress has billionaire parents
I was having a sober and introspective moment (it's scary, I don't recommend it) and I realized the problem I have with the new Star Wars films may have something to do with that.
>there are actors younger than you who have already made 10x more than you will in your lifetime
Yeah cuz you're filming
>that sip of obviously steaming hot coffee
Took it like a champ.
nahh i aint gunna do it
w-whats going on here
Which mexican soap operas are actually good
i was just memeing when I told you to watch their soap operas to learn their language
>>85619260
Is it just me or do all three of those girls look exactly the same?
>>85619260
Marry fuck marry marry