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Why isn't there a film that doesn't try to conceal tropes and plot devices,
but instead names them literally?
>character or thing named Red Herring
>character or thing named MacGuffin
>actual Deus Ex Machina
>actual machine called Framing Device
>"maybe i'm crazy but it just sounds crazy enough to work"
>cliffhanger is actually hanging off a cliff
Basically a sarcastic comedy, played straight, for jaded cineastes.
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Austin Powers did some of that
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I bet you like movies when they look at you through the camera.
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>>85644894
Tons of movie have done this. mostly satire and parody movies like Airplane, ZAZ movies in general, Austin Powers etc
Pup named Scooby Doo had a character named Red Herring who was never the actual villian except for one time
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Why did Elaine need all those sponges?
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She was a huge slut
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I still have no idea how they work
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>>85644815
Seinfeld is overrated, and so is his show
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name a more likeable villain
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>>85644805
>implying hes a villain
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>>85644991
>another early season spoiler
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 2017-07-30 02:56:37 Post No.85644796
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
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French movie.
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Ok Célestin on s'en fout
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>>85645254
Shut your fuckin face.
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I heard its very shitty
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaWCEzfXCaU
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Is he ever wrong?
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literally all the time
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>>85644633
No, but he does have a different opinion, which some people can't stand.
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>>85644633
can someone give me the downlow on almond white
is he actually good?
is he like the scaruffi of tv, or is he just a pleb who likes capeshit
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George Lucas hates Force Awakens 2017-07-30 02:48:43 Post No.85644574
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George Lucas hates Force Awakens
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Journalist tries to force George to say something good about its, but no. It SUCKS. Why would he say something good about it??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ISbsgIidK8
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Lucas can't lie. Can't hate the guy.
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>>85644822
>Can't hate the guy.
He made the prequels
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>>85644574
>So it's a thumbs up from you?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?
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>is the ice cream frozen?
>yes chef
>unbelievable
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>>85644219
Ice Cream shouldn't be frozen. It should be soft and edible. When it's frozen it taste like shit. Learn your deserts you fucking newfag.
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>>85644487
Jesus christ you are retarded
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Wow. Back to this old shite.
You're a sad man.
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So I've been watching a lot of 2GB 720p Bluray rips lately and you know what? It's totally fine. Compared to my 13GB 1080p rips I can barely even tell a difference, and I'm watching it on my 65" 4K TV. Even 4K stuff doesn't look that much better to be honest.
>get your eyes checked
I wear prescription glasses.
People talk a lot about 4K/UHD being a meme, but what if the meme started all the way back with "Full HD" 1080p. Remember the original HD was 720p. And bitrate this bitrate that... it only matters in action capeshit movies with a lot of stuff going on on the screen, which I rarely watch anyway.
Now go ahead and post your screenshots of that one split second in a YIFY rip where the picture got pixelated and be done with it, but you're only fooling yourself.
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LARRY YOU STUPID BALD FUCK, 1080P IS SUPERIOR WHAT ARE YOU A MORON IN ADDITION TO BEING A JEW?!?
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>>85644256
Susie is a kike too though, in fact most of them are except Cheryl
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>>85644154
I dont even get to watch 1080p unless its direct off the telly.
Australian internet is so cucked, we've got used to 480p standard streams and 720p on a good day.
No patience to torrent gbs of data for hours just to get ideal quality.
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Are they going to use an actual shoehorn to shoehorn C3PO and R2D2 into the Solo movie?
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>>85644117
im glad i replied to this thread
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No, but your mom's black boyfriend is going to shoehorn his huge cock into her asshole again.
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No, but your mom's black boy- oh.
What does /tv/ think of Jane Krakowski?
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>>85644053
Funny but tiresome.
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The twisted face gives you out.
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>>85644053
she was the best character on Ally McBeal
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>85644040
because she's gonna die pretty soon
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>>85644040
Because she's got a bad pussy.
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>>85644077
After a long and very public rape scene hopefully.
Dumb&Dumber edition
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Reminder that no one has yet to raise a single legitimate point proving that Catelyn did anything wrong.
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AZOR IS A DOG'S NAME
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>game of thrones
>they're actually fighting for one throne
Apologize
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What
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nigger
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>>85643842
He may be seething from being made to do it but he won't show it, he will get more facebook likes for giving back the position as agreed than winning the actual championship - and getting attention is the only reason he drives.
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>14th Doctor
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>>85643797
She has the classic footface look going on.
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even if shes a lesbo I would pound her to the moon and back screaming TRUMP IS THE BEST.
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>>85643892
>mixing politics and sex
NOPE!
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"If [Dunkirk] were a dating profile pic, it would be a swole guy at the gym who also goes to Harvard."
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/891382255221841920
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>>85643582
if [Dunkirk] was a movie it would be citizen kane
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Why is that a problem? Chicks love strong men and also Harvard.
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>>85643582
>implying that's a bad thing
Liberalism is political effeminacy.