DCEU
>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"
>Audience is challenged by this statement and ponder introspectively
MCU:
>"There's only one God ma'am and he doesn't dress like that"
>Laugh track
>A millionaire man in his 20s+ couldn't google apologetics for the Problem of Evil
k
DCEU
>audience is made of brain dead psuedo-intellectuals who get challenged by basic philosophy
MCU
>audience is made of people who want to watch a good movie
>>85646457
>Movie made for fedoras
>Movie made for children
There. There.
There.
This was such trash. Prometheus was 10x better than this schlock. Though I must admit it's pretty amazing that they managed to fit in an Oscar-worthy performance from Michael Fassbender into such a shit flick.
>>85646304
I wouldn't call it Oscar worthy, but yea, he was the best thing the film had going for it.
This movie is fuckin weird. It's like if Malick directed a Friday The 13th sequel.
>>85646304
>Schlock
He is like Sam Hyde but actually funny.
whodat
>>85646248
We got enough shilling from the mouse as it is, go away
>>85646266
Based Tyler
https://youtu.be/I2iwWwk8vNk
>protagonist has supernatural thing happen to them continuously
>tries to show it to side character
>thing doesn't happen
>horror movie
>character is yelling for help outside of the other characters' field of vision
>other characters do not believe him/her because of the similar incident earlier in the movie which turned out to be a 'prank'
>last minute of the final game
>character who is shit at the game comes through and makes a big play
>>85646061
>credits include "Damon Lindelof"
So in 2 hours they are going to introduce Thanos, an evil God they have never mentioned in the movies, assemble a team, and then defeat him. In 2 hours. Afterwards, RDJ will retire as Iron Man and same with Cap. What kind of arc is that? How powerful can someone even be if they are introduced and defeated in the same movie
>>85646044
infinity war is a 2 parter. It's also highly likely that any marvel projects released during the year long gap between parts 1 and 2 will have thanos related plots and be seen as side stories to the infinity war.
>>85646044
They have mentioned him.
The teams are mostly assembled.
There will be 2 movies at nearly 5 hrs long combined.
Capeshit is shit but you are a literal retard.
>>85646132
he is guaranteed to die then in 2 movies, not even 3. In the second, the stakes will somehow become higher, but the good guys will overcome.
screencap this
>>85645899
do you think they laugh at the asian behind his back?
My balls.
>>85645931
he looks like their pimp
ITT: God-tier tropes
I'll start
>Villains are actually a huge threat and whenever they show up people die and shit gets fucked up
>heist movie
>the heist plays out as the mastermind explains it
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WellIntentionedExtremist
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans
>>85645749
i saw your post about them in that thread 2 days ago, dont think i didnt
THE PROBLEM WITH IT IS
ZACK SNYDER
>>85645645
Why does he despise Michael Bay with a passion, but like capeshit?
Splits a top 10 list in two
THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL
Based Wonder Woman btfoing Marvel Mudslimes.
DC will get pwned by infinty war
>>85645574
Jesus Christ, how? MoS was ten times better than this shit. I guess having a stronk womyn as a protagonist erases all the bad acting, shit CGI, and plot holes up the ass.
Sandie Edition
>>85634382
https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz
sandie sucks audrey is better
Imagine giving her a hug with nothing held back
Why do normies like shark week so much
>>85645525
it's been a meme since before you were born
>>85645525
duna duNa dunA DUNA nananana
Normies have tv's, sharkweek although shit is often the best thing on television.
/our film/
I wanna fuck manic pixie emoji
Did Armond White review it yet?
>>85645631
I believe he's one of the reasons it went from 0% to 6%
>Ryuk's eyes are always wide open, unlike Dafoe's normal human eyes
>Ryuk has a piggish upturned snout, unlike Dafoe's aquiline nose
>Ryuk has a mouthful of jagged teeth, unlike Dafoe's normal human mouth
>Ryuk has a widow's peak, unlike Willem Dafoe's normal hairline
Ryuk looks somewhat like the Green Goblin mask, but he doesn't look like Willem Dafoe.
>>85645357
he was hired for his voice, not his looks.
Like i care, the CG is shit and it will get <20% RT
>>85645357
i can't stand looking at this fucker's face.
What's the worst Capeshit movie?
Avengers (2012)
>>85645246
Suicide Squad or Green Lantern. Possibly Spideman 3 but there was that one kino scene with the rise of sandman.
>>85645309
Spider-man 3 is better than the Amazing Spider-man movies and Homecoming
This is something I've never got and I see it on tv shows and in movies all the time.
Why do Americans have their weddings, funerals and college graduations outside?
What if it rains?
Bored?
>>85644977
why would anyone sit through that bullshit? i just had them send my diploma in the mail
>>85644977
It is a bit weird.
For funerals you always see a bunch of people with umbrellas too.
I think it's because they like to be buried better than cremated, have big extensive graveyards, and many Northern Europeans (that make for the protestant bulk of America) traditionally try not to mind rain.