Some time ago, I had the idea of writing a script about zombies in the Dark Ages. I wanted to call it "666 AD" and it's about zombies overrunign Europe.
I stopped that train of thought, because "Well, that's idiotic. Somebody is bound to have made a movie about that alrerady, it's so obvious."
But apparently, nobody did. Why? Somebody said chainmail and sword don't mix well with zombies and the Z-Horde would have been BTFO extremely quickly. Is it like that?
no one cares about the dark ages anymore medieval fag
Army of Darkness.
>>85688833
>dark ages
>medieval fag
lmao
Wtf happened to the Tyrell army?
>>85688327
Radyll Tarly betrayed her
>>85688327
They're a bunch of soft faggots
they were massacred in like 2 minutes of screentime. There was an entire episode dedicated to the Battle of Blackwater and a fucking N64 cut scene's worth of the entire Tyrell army being smashed to pieces with the family Matriarch somehow not escaping and deciding to sit in her literal ivory tower watching her troops be killed.
Any quality still hoping for anything from this show is just retarded
>The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"
https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Sneed%27s_Feed_%26_Seed
absolutely degenerate baka desu simpsons
>>85688075
That's fucking stupid. If the owner was named Gregory would that automatically mean the store would have to be changed to Greg's Fegs and Segs??
>>85688225
yes
Chris Stuckmann is honestly one of the more respectable movie reviewers on the internet.
Idris Elba
Says a lot for the profession, don't it? And even more about the kind of people who watch this shit.
>>85687772
The bar was too low.
Are the books for Game of Thrones as much "girl power" as the show is? It's becoming cringeworthy.
she hasn't even left the vale in the books
if that gives you any indication
Shut the fuck up faggot
Girls play a prominent part but not every other scene has a tirade about how women rule and men suck
Reminder that these our /ourguys/ and if you don't agree you need to go back.
>our /ourguys/
Say it out loud you sound like a retard. And you are a retard.
Cersei is a dumb bitch and show Euron is shit compared to book Euron.
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
Back to your containment thread.
>Liberals try to write Conservative middle class characters
>faggotry
other than that it's a pretty good show.
>>85686748
Have you been to central Missouri? It's pretty realistic
>>85686748
>>Liberals try to write Conservative middle class characters
What is The VVitch.
This movie opened my eyes. I'm never eating at McDonald's again.
Even if he ate the proper amount of calories to maintain weight, he would still see negative side effects.
McDonalds food sucks. If you want to eat it to make some kind of weird alt-right political statement be my guest, enjoy.
>>85686574
wow who knew that eating mcdonalds every day could be bad for your health this movie was a revelation what a brave filmmaker he definitely didnt do this as a cheap publicity stunt no way
>we want the early 2000s flash cartoon audience
I thought Disney were supposed to have money?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxJpEkR7CE
>>85686392
I want to inseminate her orange cunt
>>85686392
Is this the new show from the Rebels/Clone Wars creators?
Disney has a monopoly
They actually make more money if they don't spent anything on production costs
What race is this character supposed to be?
>>85685676
nonwhite
The future.
>>85685676
jewey
The worst episode of the series was written by Jane Becker. The last episode of Rick and Morty was highly regarded as one of the best, and it was written by a man who has written awesome episodes for the show before.
Look up Jane Becker on IMDB and you'll see that she has zero TV writing experience and last held a job as an assistant to the producers on the simpsons.
I fear that they picked lady writers just because they were women and not because they were good.
OP here, I forgot to include that the next two episodes are also written by women. So we'll be able to tell hopefully by the next two weeks.
Is it up somewhere on stream or ddl sites?
>>85685501
I think it will probably be on one of the cartoon stream sites very shortly, or at least available to pirate on the pirate bay.
>so was it rape?
protip: it wasn't.
>>85685010
Probably the first few times, but I guess she eventually learned to like it
>>85685010
In the show, yes, for some reason. It's always portrayed as consensual in the books.
you cant rape your spouse
>Spider-Man: Homecoming's global cume of $633.7 million places it firmly in last place. It's nowhere near Sam Raimi's trilogy and still has some way to go before topping The Amazing Spider-Man 2's $709 million.
https://www.comicbookmovie.com/spider-man/homecoming/box-office-spider-man-homecoming-passes-600m-worldwide-but-is-unlikely-to-top-the-amazing-franchise-a152940
Hopefully this gets rid of Pascal and Feige both.
Are you implying our narrative doesn't sell?
I wonder whose fault that is.
that gives me some hope
Come on out, Shatner.
>>85682044
>/b/
Literally the worst board. Only good for porn, and other boards are better for porn.
>>85682044
boring - this was beaten to death months ago
>>85682044
me on the top left
>Budget: 210 million
>Worldwide box office: 30 million
What went so, so, so so so wrong?
>>85681372
Their promotional art was made for ants
nothing, their money-laundering scheme worked perfectly
The first five or so minutes were great.