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seasons 1 - now

0/10 faggot and woman trash

>>85741119
this i only watch it for the trainwreck factor

>implying i watch this show
>implying anything after season 2 is above a 6/10
>implying an /10 rating system is good
>implying your opinion matters

>>85740709


Also can Jerry catch a fucking break? This was being written in since nearly the beginning but Jerry's been nothing but a nice dude and gets fucked over by his cunty, contemplates cheating on him to his face wife. Like jesus he's a nice dude who's a scaredy cat, and somehow as the viewer I'm supposed to swallow him getting fucked at every turn and laugh at it? This episode made me super pissed at the whole family. Beth was a cunt like usual, but even Morty and Summer were being shitty. And of coouuuuurse Jerry gets kicked out of his own fucking house to live in a shithole building with hookers outside. If the season is anything like this episode then the series is gonna fucking tank.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>peak autism

>>85740627
Bait

>>85740627
I know this isn't bait because I agree with you fully

You have 0 taste in kino

my dick

>>85739387
She should breed as many white kids as possible.

>>85739387
getting BLACKED

i like charlotte better

What's it about

i think all the characters are greatly chosen except the totem pole looking daughter

The Clinton administration and banks fucked the economy with the mortgage crisis and those autists made billions.

Big banks make bad boo boo and don't get in trouble for it. Big bank make lot of money

>>85739351
I wish I understood the film but it was still interesting to watch

>>85739164
some yes

>>85739164

Mine came on exercise without his fucking helmet or a torch

Most COs just go to college for it, right? Can't imagine that prepares you for the realities of leadership or combat. Not that there's a better option.

>>85738845
You mean people who aren't afraid to leave their moms house and safe space?

>>85738845
Where's Odlaw?

>Call for more diversity in entertainment media
>Have literally no people of color in your sjw nerd meetups

Humanity is the butt of a long cosmic joke

>>85736956

>their armor is basically worthless
>no weapon diversity
>no archers to pin down the Lannister archers on the wall
>no cavalry
>no weapons to take on armored knights

Like what the fuck? I doubt they would even be that effective against cavalry since their spears are shorter one handed versions. That would work if they used teardrop shields (comes to a point in the bottom) where you can shove it into the ground as use it to brace/leverage yourself.

And what was Tyrion's plan exactly? Send 8,000 Unsullied on an amphibious assault against 10,000 Lannisters in a defensive position whom he admitted were better armed and armored.

>>85736956
>soldiers why cut their balls off?
This is an oxymoron. Eunuchs are not aggressive because they have no balls literally. Not good soldiers if not aggressive.
(fucking hollywood bullshit)

This is so fucking stupid.
You don't use light spearmen in leather bdsm gear to storm walls and carry out grueling siege work.
Unsullied are a purely defensive force meant repel sieges, not carry them out. The books even make it clear that the Unsullied only shine in defensive engagements where they can remain stationary and wait for the enemy to come to them (look up the Battle of Qohor). They're completely useless when out of formation.

And why the hell do you even need Unsullied to infiltrate the castle? A random sellsword could have done that work.

Yes.

Watch the UK version of The F Word and Boiling Point

>>85736580
I am convinced that the U.S. version of his shows are some of the greatest comedy programs to ever be shown.

>What's this clear, flavorless liquid? It's horrid.
Water, chef.
>You serve this bland shit to the customers?
We serve it before the meal to everyone.
>Unbelievable.

It's a shame they didn't keep talking about the Sweeper.
I wanted to know what happened after the biplane scene.

I feel like im being fetish shamed because they pee bath girl was pretty cute and i dont mind the color

Botw has been amazing lately. I liked the last 5 ones a lot.

Idris Elba

I live action berserk adaption would be a fucking disaster anyway

>>85736463
You're beautiful op!

>>85736410
He didn't even pick a good looking nigress. Also, that baby is not his.

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>>85736410
>listen burr's podcast for years
>now it's nia's podcast

>>85736410
>unironically using redpilled
go outside

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Gee, I wonder who could be behind this here post

Reminder he was Kurdish.

>>85736254
Source.

give me source before shitposting or just murder yourself kindly

don't worry, they have plenty of sheep willing to pay more for the service

>>85733901
It's sad because they wasted all that movie on terrible originals.