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those piece of shit flicks were meant for girls anyways

>>85828604

Let it happen.

Then have her dress up in something pastel and hatefuck her.

you have to make her realise that

Paul W.S. Anderson > Paul Thomas Anderson > Wes Anderson

do this subliminally

In order for it to be a film that normies wouldn't fall asleep in they had to gut the setting and dumb it down so much that the story became weak.

The visuals were amazing, casting for the most part was amazing but the story was shit since there wasn't much to it.

>>85828206
>story was shit since there wasn't much to it.

But they kept much of what made the original story great though? The blurring line between man and machine, questions on what makes us human, the potential negatives of technological advancement, altering memories, etc?

The way everyone described the story I just assumed it was going to be an action flick and nothing else.

>>85828105
It looks too highbrow for normalfaggots and too lowbrow for fans of Oshii. Oshii is one of my favourite living directors and while I didn't mind it I think they could have done much better. The trouble is that they didn't have the balls to completely do their own thing. The director clearly wanted to make something distinct to Oshii's version but was for some reason shackled to forcing in several of the same scenes and plot-points where they didn't quite fit. The movie was at its best when it was 95% original and at its worst when they were doing live-action Oshii. I'd probably watch another, they clearly tried hard.

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>>85827640
Not if we die before him

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not if i kill myself first

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syke

Million dollar baby

Doctor Who

Any movie where they are whores with no loyalty and don't understand master and commander

Just turn your brain off and enjoy it dude. It had cool action and I like Felicity Jones. The force is female.

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>>85826567
Because critics and audiences are retarded lile most of you

Fuck off

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>>85826164
You're a faggot

Favorite movie: Batman v. Superman
Favorite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qZxMY7FZf8

>>85825946
You've seen it already?

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>that wonder woman
jesus christ
more like maniac cop remake: the flick

>>85825946
Honestly, yeah. That fucking sucks

>>85825468
Hollywood is aiming for China now and doesn't give a damn about the US markets anymore except to push agendas.

>>85825468
I only watch movies when I have a craving for butter popcorn. Its a waste of time to make at home since its basically the only flavor that taste horrible the next day.

What part of the globalist SJW propaganda was the fucking emoji movie?

>>85824664
I watched like 4 episodes and felt like the show had a cool concept with shit execution. Ditched the show, read the book, enjoyed it, don't think I'll ever watch the show.

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>>85824664
>that poster

>>85824664
It's alright but I read the book so I know exactly what's going on and why. Mostly it's good for the comfy visuals.

Lili Reinhart was born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio, a city that is 53.3% black.

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>>85824472
she must have a refined taste in men then

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>>85824357
>The Emoji Movie because that's the next new funny thing that will make people laugh.
JUST

>>85824369
>reminder that 44% of <<<NORMIES>>> still found it enjoyable - nearly half.
Day of the rope, NOW.

>>85824357
>the no entry emoji in the consensus is real
DUDE SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR LMAO

hipsters

>>85824232
No idea, it's enjoyable but it's not a straight up horror flick like Evil Dead. It'd be like Texas Chainsaw 2 having higher scores than the original, just doesn't make sense.

>>85824232
Probably a bunch of reviews years after it came out after they had already been told by a bunch of people that it's a good movie

>>85824217
>all white

Cast all nigger and only sheboon looking nigger. Take the ugliest they can and watch the money burn.

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It should be a mix of oceans 11 and James Bond. Some fun heist mission but lots of gunplay and explosions.

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>>85824191
>can't act

kys my man

>>85824191
no its not "terrible". Its not great but you cant call writing a show like game of thrones "terrible".

If you want terrible writing, watch American Gods or some Kardashian shit.

>>85823656
this is gonna be so shit

BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT MATTER

IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY