>Make a Fantasy series of your fetishes
>have the hack writers at HBO finish your work
Is there a bigger hack than grr martin
I thought a hack was someone who spewed out work strictly for commercial reasons. How is illustrating your fetishes then stopping at peak popularity when you could sell more books than ever hackwork?
Does hack just mean someone you don't like?
ok but will they fuck?
>>85862730
He's not a hack he just got lazy with the show and will die before he finishes his last book
>Aliens are depicted as savage and animal-like despite having created space faring technology
Why does every movie and tv show do this?
>>85860155
They represent the black subhuman species
>>85860155
because writers and general audiences are pants on head retarded and deserve to die
>>85860155
What about vulcans? And the many other types of alien that don't behave that way?
Okay, this was pretty good. Seeing Ben Affleck play an autistic character was an interesting change of pace. Especially since it was a real autistic character and not just "this character behaves strangely so they must have autism."
I heard it's even getting a sequel. I wonder if it will prove popular enough for a long running franchise or if it will just fizzle out after the second like a lot do.
Sure is unpopular here for how much money it made.
>>85859699
There will definitely be second one but how long do you want it to go on?
For all you know the second one will be ridiculous and only good for meme material.
>>85861349
It was okay but played it too safe with the autismo being supercapable so it ended up just like Wick or Taken or Bourne or any similar movie where there's no real tension
This show is actually pretty good
I disagree
Its like watching an albinoblacksheep flash video
>>85859259
Meh. It's Reddit-tier humour; it thinks it's edgy and insightful but it's just above average in its intelligence and jokes.
>After several months of flops like Warner Bros.’ “King Arthur” and EuropaCorp’s “Valerian,” movie studios and theaters are beginning to acknowledge that their streak of record-setting ticket sales may be coming to an end. AMC Entertainment Holdings Inc., the world’s biggest cinema chain, laid out a worse-than-projected outlook for the North American box office this week.
>That announcement dragged down shares of theater stocks, wiping out $1.3 billion from the value of the top four cinema operators in North America since Aug. 1. Even with a new “Star Wars,” a Marvel superhero movie and the sequel to “Blade Runner” on the docket for the holiday season, the box office is unlikely to make up for a “severe hit” in the third quarter, according to Bloomberg Intelligence. To date, receipts are down 2 percent in 2017, and AMC is projecting a 1.5 percent decline for the full year.
>The concern is that the slump isn’t just a run of bad luck. Cinema operators have managed for years to keep increasing sales by raising ticket prices amid stagnant attendance, but a sharp drop in filmgoing would make that harder to sustain. And the tried-and-true formula of churning out big-budget sequels and cinematic universes populated with superbeings seems to be wearing on filmgoers. Movies featuring once-reliable draws Jack Sparrow, the Transformers and the Mummy did poorly in the U.S.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-08-03/after-1-3-billion-stock-collapse-hollywood-s-picture-blurs
Will starshit and Disney save Hollywood?
Maybe this will put an end to the endless cycle of sequels, remakes & capeshit
>>85858551
The only thing that would change that is the tastes of consumers. Capitalism itself might as well be creating movies. If one establishment crashed, it would only be replaced with another that did the same things.
>>85858430
Back in 2013 I predicted on the basis of announced Disney, Marvel, WB, DC, Sony, etc films that the industry crash would begin in 2016 or 2017. Looks like I was on the money.
These people never learn. Look up the disaster movie bubble to see what happened the last time. Fortunately that collapse gave us a more creative environment of filmmakers working on lower budgets with less producer interference, so kino might finally be back on the menu in the 2020's.
>ollld king tut tut tut
>king tut tut was very wise
>Old king tut tut
>His BBC was quite the surprise
>>85858363
I don't know why but this makes me angry.
tut was only famous cause his grave was so obscure that no one robbed it
literally gave up the career he worked on for 10 years so he could continue posting racist internet memes on his twitter page
seems pretty alpha to me
>>85857996
he was a beta that got pulled off the air by another beta
>>85857996
What movie is this from? I never knew Nick Cage played a retard. I must see this.
is sam hyde a jew?
Something I'm noticing in the past few years - critics seem to virtually always demand that a movie be stuffed with humor or not be too "bogged down" with serious elements. When a film gets criticism, even action films, it's often because it was too serious and not funny enough. It's strange, because ten years ago the feeling was practically the opposite: critics wanted movies to be darker and broodier. Being dark was considered a virtue. What happened? I'm not saying pic related is a masterpiece or anything, but I'm speaking more in general: I don't understand this obsession with movies being filled with witty one liners and zingers and to be "light".
TDK was hot. And then it wasn't.
Sort of agree with you, I don't really remember critics demanding dark and gritty stuff since there were plenty of lighthearted movies like iron man 1 that got good reviews, and it's not so much as critics now only want quips and forced humor but that they want very safe "serviceable" and "fun" movies which so happens to have what your talking about. Someone said in different thread perfectly that new and current critics and retards on here and reddit are now just manchildren who want be reminded about their epic childhood 80's flicks and so long as it hits the right notes of being like I said "serviceable" and "safe" they love it and those buzzwords including "fun" now make it immune from criticism. Funny thing is that with that type of mentality of only wanting safe fun inoffensive schlock as they say, these babies wouldn't have even have gotten their favorite movies, movies made in a time when people were trying new things and taking some creative risk. Hopefully this is all just another phase.
>>85857450
It's called knowing your element. Capeshit is literally for children. It's not supposed to take itself seriously.
Batman is the exception, not the rule.
How's it coming along anon? Post your ideas, what you're working on or ask for help.
Right now I'm reading a bunch of scripts to get a feel for what the end product should look like before I start working on mine.
I've tried to write a screenplay before but I always get mired in the formatting between the different types of text you're supposed to use for establishing the scene, how much information you're supposed to give, etc
I've heard to just look at really basic scripts like trashy romantic comedies to get the basics down for that stuff, any experience with that?
>>85856758
There are no real rules. Stop writing formulaic screenplays and we'll stop seeing formulaic films. Here's JC Chandor's All is Lost script. https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/880231/all-is-lost-script-final.pdf
Today was a productive day.
Why are there almost no good horror comedies? There's a very thin line between the two genres and the closest I've seen to anything come close is The Eric Andre Show.
>>85856557
David Lynch stuff has several comedy/horror elements that occur at the same time.
like so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faSGNtf45rg
that scene made be chuckle prolly the hardest i've done in a year.
this is great too but has spoilers for the show Twin Peaks season 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yTRllQlEQE
The Evil Dead 2
>>85856777
fuck off, these are not funny and creepy at all, kys lynch fanboy
True Detective S1 was better
Better than the movie.
Better than the book.
Better than almost every other tv show.
>>85856408
>>85856504
DEMONS TO SOME, ANGLES TO OTHERS
name a more iconic line
>>85856371
So what's the deal with the people?
>>85856371
WE WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART
I RECOMMEND...AMPUTATION
How did he get away with this? It's literally blackface.
He didn't, that's why he's homeless and living off of welfare, much like the minorities that his fans hate so much
>>85856178
They call me one dollar extreme
They call me canceled
They call me no healthcare
They call me cocksucker
>>85856178
Because no one cares about him or his work
Who are the best and worst members of Best of the Worst?
>>85855916
Get some real friends, loser.
Mike and Rich are the only ones who matter.
>>85855916
Just go from thinnest to fattest. That's the same as best to worst.
Cast them.
Idris Elba as Goku
no
Not sure how well he would do Jr, but pic related as evil Demon King Piccolo