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I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE A MAGNET DO

Oh hey, I didn't see you there. I was just singing my new smash hit single Shape Of You, available for purchase now on Google Play Music™

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:22:07 Post No.85771455
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>>85771368
lol, I also saw this post on /mu/. Didn't have the foresight to post it on /tv/ though. Good on you OP! ;)

a white guy ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 2017-08-01 11:24:30 Post No.85771564
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>>85771368

Who?

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:28:22 Post No.85771713
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:28:22 Post No.85771713 [Report]

so all these guys are going to die in a later episode right

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:10:48 Post No. 85771014 [Report] [View this topic]

Whose the best grease gril and why is it frenchy?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:12:21 Post No.85771074
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:12:21 Post No.85771074 [Report]

SHE KNOWS HOW TO HOLD EM

AND HOW TO FOLD EM

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:13:40 Post No.85771128
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:13:40 Post No.85771128 [Report]

whats her problem?

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:14:31 Post No.85771156
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:14:31 Post No.85771156 [Report]

>>85771014

UNLESS

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:10:34 Post No. 85771002 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm 40 minutes in. I'm not sure I can stomach anymore of this trash.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:11:11 Post No.85771031
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:11:11 Post No.85771031 [Report]

thank god you have the power to turn the movie off then you fuckin idiot

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:11:19 Post No.85771036
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>>85771002
we got another goyim

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:52:09 Post No.85772646
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>>85771002
>capeshit
Seriously, what the actual fuck were you expecting? Suck it down, pleb.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:02:49 Post No. 85770745 [Report] [View this topic]

Who would play them in a live action remake /tv/

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:08:28 Post No.85770932
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I'd say
Sneed: Dennis Quaid
Chuck: Woody Harrelson
Homer: Idris Elba

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:32:44 Post No.85771891
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:32:44 Post No.85771891 [Report]

can someone explain this joke please - I don't get it

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>>85771891
It's not a joke. The 2 guys outside the convenience store are Chuck and Sneed. They represent an eternal cycle of life and death, buying and selling, etc.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:56:17 Post No. 85770477 [Report] [View this topic]

Was he even in the wrong here? What would you have done in his position?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:00:49 Post No.85770670
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>>85770477
>Modern Era
>Not MOVE IT MOVE IT

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:02:27 Post No.85770725
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>>85770670
Is this a new meme?

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>>85770477
a) nice doubles friend
b) in my eyes Jon Hamm could never be in the wrong

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2017-08-01 10:48:53 Post No.85770173
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:48:53 Post No. 85770173 [Report] [View this topic]

just who is that guy

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:50:55 Post No.85770244
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:50:55 Post No.85770244 [Report]

Zeus

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:54:08 Post No.85770391
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>>85770173
He's Odin/Wotan.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:54:39 Post No.85770414
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:54:39 Post No.85770414 [Report]

Lovejoy

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:44:12 Post No. 85770000 [Report] [View this topic]

New footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSeEWYngOQk

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:45:16 Post No.85770055
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>>85770000
More jumpscares?

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:46:56 Post No.85770111
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:46:56 Post No.85770111 [Report]

>orange hair and not red
>indented eyebrows wtf is that shit lmao
>buck teeth
>voice doesnt sound too good

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:53:44 Post No.85770380
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>>85770000
Meh whatever, the old one is absolute shit and this can't be worse

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God tier Russian films 2017-08-01 10:43:54 Post No.85769982
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God tier Russian films Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:43:54 Post No. 85769982 [Report] [View this topic]

Andrei Tarkovsky

Zerkalo and Stalker are perhaps the best film as philosophical art masterpieces. Any other ones you like?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:54:20 Post No.85770400
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>>85769982
The Return (Boзвpaщeниe) (2003) is probably my favorite movie.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:55:32 Post No.85770449
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>>85770400
Zvyagintsev is boring Tarkovsky tribute

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:58:27 Post No.85770568
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>>85769982
Mother and Son.

Tarkovsky-esque, but suitably entrancing and pretty to look at.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:41:41 Post No. 85769889 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are Asian men underepresented in hollywood?

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>>85769889
no one likes asian men

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:42:57 Post No.85769951
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>>85769889
He can suck her tity

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:44:34 Post No.85770015
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:44:34 Post No.85770015 [Report]

There are Asian men in every movie, they're just below the frame.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:39:38 Post No. 85769805 [Report] [View this topic]

Are movie theaters starting to take it too far?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:40:45 Post No.85769848
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>>85769805
This is how I imagine Marvel theaters.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:41:09 Post No.85769865
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:41:09 Post No.85769865 [Report]

I'd take it over the falcon-friendly auditorium, there's bird shit everywhere.

a white guy ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 2017-08-01 10:41:52 Post No.85769896
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>>85769805

>complaining about something that will never affect you

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Is he in the next film? Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:37:22 Post No. 85769721 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:38:45 Post No.85769773
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>>85769721
punished supe kino

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:39:12 Post No.85769789
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>>85769721
Yeah he's gonna have a bushy porn mustache.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:39:42 Post No.85769806
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>>85769721
Obviously if they need to CGI his mustache out of the movie.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:22:36 Post No. 85769212 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does Chinese have such shit taste? How come if a movie is about China they just eat that shit up, regardless of how terrible it is?

This movie made 170 million. That's 170'000'000.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:27:14 Post No.85769354
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You should see actual top worldwide boxoffice... it is chinise movie.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/china-box-office-roars-back-life-as-wolf-warrior-2-makes-massive-130m-debut-1025315

130 MIL DOMESTIC (it's Chinise movie) OPENING!

soon even China will lose intrest in hollywood and all big studios die. It is just matter of time, as soon as they start own Chinawood blockbusters

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:11:21 Post No.85771037
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>>85769212
why do americans have such shit taste, how come if a movie is about capeshit they just eat that shit up regardless of how terrible it is. Your english is horrible pajeet

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:23:56 Post No.85771542
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>>85769212
>>85769212
>Why does Chinese have such shit taste?

It's not like the Burger crowd is any better.
Lapping out shitty movies like Transformers and capeshit. Hell, anything with explosions and a big named celeb is a good enough $500 million blockbuster.

Honestly wish they'd make another Red Cliff like movie based on the warring states.