>1 minute until bomb explodes
>it actually takes much longer in real life time
>FBI. we're taking over this case
>>85820538
>turns out it was just a decoy
>AND YOUR OTHER BOMB
>"How much longer until the bomb explodes?"
>"It says we've got about 10 minutes left."
>"Okay, listen carefully: disconnect the blue wire and-"
>Bomb explodes
>The villain actually set it to go off earlier because he's an asshole
>"Give me everything on the fucking cart, so help me fuck if I find one single globby whizzler left on that trolley I will fucking take this train off the goddamn rails you fat fucking cunt"
What the fuck was his problem? It
>But Harry...the other children want sweets too...
why didnt he just learn a spell to fix his eyesight? the imbecile didnt even know the spell to fix his glasses
dullest
>it's a Riker's Actions Result In The Death Of Another Crew Member episode
>>85820452
>It's a Crusher causes the entire crew to de-evolv and multiple members are killed and shows no remorse about it but then also complains about another doctor's treatment being too dangerous to use on a literally suicidal Worf episode
>>85820452
>It's a Riker somehow avoids court martial after getting the flagship of the Federation captured by a bunch of Ferengi in 2 old Birds of Prey episode
>it's a Riker trying to get his dick wet puts the ship in an ethically murky position episode
After having finished Ozark and Breaking Bad on netflix. I've decided to watch one of the more acclaimed shows that people talk about.
I want to either start:
- The Wire
- Mad Men
- The Sopranos
- The Leftovers
What show should I watch first? And if you could explain why I'd appreciate it. Kinda want to know which would be more interesting.
>>85820225
Try the show where you're not a massive cum guzzling faggot.
The Sopranos is the best television show ever created. No other offers its incredible cast with such acting chops, and no one does symbolism better. They will never top it. The Wire and Mad Men are both excellent too. As is The Shield.
>>85820225
Sopranos. Maybe the Wire. Mad Men doesn't hold up just a couple of years later imho.
What went right?
>>85819967
It was cancelled.
>>85819967
Nazis on TV was pretty cool.
>>85819967
Everything.
Memes aside, why does he wear the mask? It's never explained in the film. Also, what are those scars he has on his spine? Do the comics explain it?
>>85819758
>mask
he's an alien fan
>scars
Probably aids
>>85819758
He needs special substances which are fed to him via the monsta mask so he can keep all big and strong, something lost when Tom Hardy refused to do any chest exercises leading to a clownishly shit torso.
>>85820374
This they just didn't want to use the serum like in all the other media of his.
It's interesting to note how many other people you can find just by following one actor.
I originally saw Michael Fassbender in First Class, and his performance in key sequences blew me away. I wasn't expecting scenes like Magneto Hunting Shaw or the Satellite Moving, or the acting to accompany them, a credit to the writing and directing too.
So right from 2011, you can look back at performances like Inglorious Basterds (admittedly an awful film, but everybody involved in THAT scene was fantastic, including Tarantino) and especially Steve McQueen's Hunger. Shame follows later in 2011, Prometheus the year after, 12 Years A Slave and narration of "1" (a Formula One documentary, fantastic btw) in 2013, and Frank in 2014.
Then you get to 2015, and the renaissance has begin. Slow West, Macbeth, and Steve Jobs all in one year. Slow West reveals actor Ben Mendelsohn and director John Maclean. Macbeth introduces director Justin Kurzel, and his brilliantly haunting jazz musician brother Jed, as well as Sean Harris (who co-starred in Prometheus, and the later project Trespass Against Us). Steve Jobs becomes what is arguably Fassbender's best performance, utilizing Sorkin's script and fantastic co-star performances from Winslet and Jeff Daniels.
It just keeps happening. He comes in to give the only worthwhile performance in X-Men Apocalypse in 2016 and play a tragic gypsy in the aforementioned Trespass Against Us, where Brendan Gleeson and Sean Harris (among others) also shine. Followed by dual roles in Alien: Covenant, showing an even extended vocal range and some of that Shakespearean delivery between David and Walter.
Pre-release for The Snowman (presumably later this year) is pretty low key so far, but I'm optimistic given the source material and the crew as well as the cast.
Nice blog post
>>85819751
Interestingly, if you watch Shame, you also have me hanging out of the back of your mother every fucking night this week. She's a classy bitch, she won't take it up the arse for less than three bucks.
>>85819894
This, fuck off retard
all day i've had michael cera's dumbass fucking "i look like a pubescent child in the face but i'm an adult and as well as that i've got a pedostache" mug in my head and i can't get it out
michael cera is taking over my thought processes
i couldn't think of a verb earlier so i just said "i michael cera'd that man"
send help
every face i see is michael cera. every time i close my eyes it's michael cera. i feel like if i sleep it'll be michael cera. and i'm sure that if i die tonight i will see god and he will be michael cera.
There is no god
Lmao you sound like a funny cunt to drink with
>>85819613
only michael cera
What's your favorite kaiju movie?
destroy all monsters
g2k
>>85819427
i wish they'd run a fucking train on me
Wednesday is here once more and here we are with a new episode of Snowfall. Tonight's episode is titled "seven-four":
>Franklin's indecision causes issues at Jerome's 4th of July barbecue; Teddy and Alejandro become stranded; Lucia's family vets Gustavo.
Looks to be a Hispanic-centric episode tonight, but Emily Rios is a total qt, so it's all good. In the meantime, you can enjoy Furious 7 or rather, the last few minutes.
As for a stream, you can probably watch this the same place where most of you watched Game of Thrones this past Sunday.
Let's begin!
its starting now
It begins!
>>85819154
is this any good
More than one year without my boi
>>85819060
ryan dunn
>>85819060
Neil Patrick Harris is still alive though.
talking seriously he had a shitty death
>You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right: I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold, hard cynic like you. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I have a king-sized banana and two mighty satsumas. I have women of all nations in every state. People come from the four corners of the earth to see me bare-knuckle box. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
What was the backstory here?
>>85819019
You posted this yesterday.
>>85819313
Actually didn't, odd that you feel the need to lie about John Candy.
Could they even remake this movie today?
Pic related
You're right, 27% is way too high
Can you clarify I am confused. Are you saying they were wrong about their own opinion or they were wrong in not representing the opinion that you yourself have held to consider the opinion which you are beholden too?
>>85819011
They weren't wrong here
ITT: Openings you never skip
I never skip the opening of any show except Leftovers season 2 with that annoying whiny country cunt
>>85818983
Laverne and Shirley
Mad Menglad, I get to post this before the thread is full of weebshit
>$278m in 7 days
Is this the dawn of ChiKino?
As soon as they start making more own chinawood, American blockbusters gonna be doomed.
>>85818827
>ChiKino
>Not Chinkino
>>85818827
Is he /ourguy/?