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video games are the only worth form of entertainment
I pretend I like everything else just to fit in
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>Not Even Art Tier
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Books = Film = Music > Video games
Hi, I'm Will Smith. Here to play Will Smith as a character in your movie.
ayo hol up. so you saying
>>85899981
What are you implying, fellow kang?
WELCOME TO EARF
What the fuck
I just got back from this and I'm kinda mad
There's a ton of cool ideas and shit in here, but none of it ever gets explored. Roland and the Man In Black are both really cool characters, but we never get to see them being cool beyond a couple moments (Man In Black doing his Kilgrave/Purple Man shtick and Roland shooting fucking everything in the final battle). Beyond that all we see is a bunch of expositionary shit and a couple really awesome looking vistas in the beginning, but like 70% of the movie has to do with this fucking kid who I just couldn't give less of a fuck about.
People keep saying "Oh the books are so much better" and "This shit is nothing like the books" but is it really? Do they explore any of the concepts involved in the movie?
And if so, how did they fuck up THIS badly with This kind of source material?
>>85899877
Is Roland basically a magical negro?
The book was horrible imho. King cant write for shit.
>>85899911
In that he's literally a negro with magic guns, yeah.
>>85899927
I dunno, I quite enjoyed reading Carrie (and the movie didn't do the book justice but is an outstandingly weird piece in it's own right).
Every time I watch it I am amazed at how watchable and enjoyable it is
>>85899844
remake with female cast and a black female actress and female director with much better special effects would be sweet imho
>>85899844
watching this right now, what do I think of it?
>>85899655
T R E S H
>>85899655
>what do I think of it?
Nothing fucking triggers me more than that question
I always scroll past this and almost watch it, but never do because /tv/ says it's shit
Does it bring the action? I could care less about story desu, just want good action but not shitty boring gunfu like John Wick 1/2
>>85899598
It's mediocre at everything. There are no redeeming factors at all.
>>85899670
the trailer looked amazing desu. Probably the best I've seen in 2017. How do you explain that?
Just saw it, it's fucking great.
But then again I already know the books really well, so it already made sense.
What does /tv/ think about this man?
Kino reviewer, or trendy wannabe amateur?
>>85899491
Dog fucker.
>>85899491
The latter
Pleb of the highest order. He watches films on the lowest level. Caring about things like "plot" in the most basic sense of the word. He could never grasp pure cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmtaZ8sOfbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmtaZ8sOfbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmtaZ8sOfbk
Are you ready, /tv/?
kek nobody cares about your shit show, fuck off shill
>>85899417
My body is so ready.
I dropped this show in the fedora part
http://deadline.com/2017/08/karate-kid-tv-sequel-starring-ralph-macchio-william-zabka-youtube-red-1202142435/
>Thirty years after the events of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament, a down-and-out Johnny Lawrence (Zabka) seeks redemption by reopening the infamous Cobra Kai karate dojo, reigniting his rivalry with a now successful Daniel LaRusso (Macchio), who has been struggling to maintain balance in his life without the guidance of his mentor, Mr. Miyagi. The show is about two men addressing past demons and present frustrations the only way they know how: through karate.
>>85899201
What is the point without Pat Morita? He is the only reason people remember The Karate Kid.
>>85899201
>Set For YouTube Red
Incoming shoehorned YouTube "celebrities". No fucking thanks.
>Thanos: Ironic isn't it, the grapefruit finally squeezes the human
I wonder if his legs tingle now that he's off the toilet.
>>85899030
>those armrests
It's so silly, it makes me laugh. If he lifts his arms, do they fly off into space?
do you ameri-fats know a lot of your films stars do shitty ads selling insurance and phones in the uk, are'nt you ashamed
in australia they do credit card ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJTX_LghRLY
>>85898630
>UK has an obsession with shitty culture
>somehow this is USA's fault
blame hollywood
>ANOTHER fucking ad where Kevin Bacon tells me about 4G
eh, at least in Japan the American celebrity ads are funny, our ones are just tedious
where the fuck can I find arthouse films with english subtitles? I can't seem to find jack shit on torrents
>>85898479
not here
Private trackers
>>85898846
any you can recommend?
such as a program like soulseek but for films?
I SAW IT IT'S A LION IT'S HUGE!
THE LION WAS FUCKING HUMONGOUS!!
>>85898323
This fuckin' movie introduced me to t he concept of "alternate reality games" as a marketing tactic. And permanently turned me off to them.
And the movie was garbage, too.
>>85898323>yfw people thought it was a Voltron movie
>I've seen you starin at her good heart
WINCEST CONFIRMED
END GAME HERE BROTHERS
LONG MAY THEY REIGN
what does bran say to cia that got him spooked? couldn't make it out
>>85899457
>Chaos is a ladder
It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent
>>85897390
2 minutes Turkish
>vincent carries an anti-aircraft gun
>tyrone can land a jumbo jet
it's like pottery
>Britbong thinks that's a big gun