>One for the Commandant! One for the Corps!
How was the Marine Corps supposed to share one pull up among every member?
>that was fat in the 70s
>>85934980
>Used to be able to 8 pullups perfect form
>gain 10lbs
>can barely do two, have to do eccentrics
It hurts more than it should
>>85934980
>can deadlift 220lbs
>can't do a single pull up
Kill me
Why is this guy even famous?
>>85934969
broke ground for lesbian comedians
PICKLE RIIIIICK
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501825171595.webm
He was the hipster favorite for years.
>I'm something of a national socialist myself
he never says this
>>85934792
Raimi was way ahead of his time
>2017
>Not being a Moldbugian techno-commercialist neoreactionary
Can you even name a more Tragically written character? Probably Not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHolRZeQNG4&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqyf-kJWwIg
>>85934421
Revolver Ocelot
Have you heard the complete story of moot? It's one of the saddest things around
no author could come up with this mans terrible luck
he was a masochist cuckold that watched over his ex-childhood love's husband's son and he also starred in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Do you still play me, /tv/?
Early days of YouTube warching badly made music videos made with this game... better times.
>>85934286
I played this piece of shit for like 10 hours. Not a good game.
>>85934595
Yes it is, scoundrel.
Which Mike is the best Mike?
>>85934246
10
I want the young, fit, cute Mike to ravish me.
>>85934246
At what point did Mike and Jay cross in terms of attractiveness?
He doesn't look that bad in 12, and that was an early Half in the Bag ep.
>>85934920
Around the time Jay let the mustache fill in.
What are some good movies from the 1950s?
Vertigo
>>85934150
Did they even have movies back then?
>>85934150
7 Samurai
What was his catchphrase again?
"Wubba lubba dub dub" or something along those lines
*breathes heavily*
>>85933994
MAMMA MIA PAULIE YOUR REALLY BUSTIN MUH BAWWWLLLS HE'A
So, /tv/
As a feminist, how do you feel about Temple of Doom? It's recently been revealed that, even though Crystal Skull exists, Temple of Doom is Spielberg's least favorite Indiana Jones film.
What is your opinion on female representation and intersectionality on screen in regards to Temple of Doom?
>>85933930
temple of doom is the worst indy movie, and you don't have to be a feminist to find that character annoying and pointless
>>85933930
they should've taken out that blond bimbo character
who fucking cares
>Show stars teenagers who act as terrorists against an Earth confederation.
>Main characters are suicidal like Kamikaze fighters.
>Show does well on Cartoon Network.
Shit, how did this show not get cancelled back then?
>>85933791
TFW no gundam to battle the fascist Drumpf regime
At this point let's just get rid of /tv/ because all the /co/ and /a/ faggots keep posting here.
>>85933791
Because it had Treize Khushrenada
I think the weekend that Sorcerer and Star Wars premiered was a watershed moment for movies, and not in a good way. Friedkin, who had been batting 1000 so far, came out with his best work yet, a film focused on men working together, thinking on their feet and struggling against insurmountable odds to complete their job. It had two of the best suspense set pieces in movie history, one right after the other, and made no guarantees that its characters would be rewarded for their skill and determination. Up against this you had Star Wars, about a kid whose heritage gives him special powers, makes him superior to those around him, and lets him save the universe in the end. The weekend where Sorcerer bombed and Star Wars was a hit marked the moment studios started really infantilizing their audiences. This is a definition of a movie that couldn't be made today, and it's the movie whose undeserved failure is a huge reason for that fact.
Also,
>One of the main protagonists is a straight up Muslim terrorist who bombs a building in Jerusalem in the second scene of the movie
Based Friedkin
>>85933642
You're not gonna get a discussion on Sorcerer here anymore anon, way too unknown for the plebs who flooded this place. A few years back there was some great discussion about this and Wages of Fear, which is how I discovered them.
What do you think about another fucking remake of Wages?
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/high-rise/ben-wheatley-wages-fear-female-leads/
I mean its a good track record so far but
>Female leads
This movie has one of the best montage scenes ever made.
it has a nice poster, but wages of fear is better
https://qz.com/1045982/rotten-tomatoes-is-hated-by-movie-studios-and-with-the-emoji-movie-they-may-have-found-a-way-around-it/
>>Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, the fifth Pirates of the Caribbean and Transformers installments, and The Mummy all tanked at the US box office—forcing their respective studios to rethink some of their franchise potential. The summer box office is down 8% from last year, as of last weekend.
>Studios seemed to be getting the memo that bad movies weren’t going to fly with US audiences any more.
>Only they weren’t. They blamed Rotten Tomatoes for making it painfully obvious how disappointing their movies were.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how do you feel about it Hollywood colapsing
The future of cinema is streaming
People no longer want to pay $14 to be trapped inside a room of farts watching a film that could be shit and you've already paid for it
That's probably the real reason they shut down imdb forums
>>85933575
And they are right, retard.
King Arthur was a great, people didn't watch because liberals "critics" gave it a bad review for not being PC enough
>>85933546
Hi extremely popular celebrity. Thanks for breaking my immersion.
>>85933582
I didn't know who he was so that didn't break my immersion. The whole damn scene was out of place.
Being so friendly with westermen then standoffish with Pot Pie.
I still don't know who he is. Some kind of musician? My main problem was that the scene was pointless.
The Android Show, featuring some other characters
>>85933322
seriously dark matter is utter garbage now. even that douchebag waifuposter isn't doing his day of shill routine
>>85933361
>dark matter is utter garbage now
fuck you
Are there webms of Two in her boob window clothes from last night's ep?
What's his best film?
To the Wonder
>>85933047
Who?
days of heaven
everything after that is just whispering horses hit