Archived threads in /tv/ - Television & Film - 2016. page

>>86079992
>and it makes me scared that girls are actually really like this in real life.

They are. Deal with it.

>>86079992
why do you watch dumb love drama movies

>>86080049
They're not.....they're suspenseful TV shows, not supposed to be romantic dramas.

And yeah, it's annoying to see LE BROODING HOT TEEN get smashed by chad in front of le nice guy every time...it's just really in-your-face

>>86079516
Only low test reddit Yass slay queen numales hate him

>>86079516
Most hated? But he's my favourite. I wanted him to fuck that dragon cuck up

>>86079516
why would anyone want a huge castle, just seems like a lot of work

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>SPLICE TODAY: How did you come to film criticism? What were the first movies you loved, and which were the first movies you felt compelled to parse critically?

>ARMOND WHITE: Writing about movies has always been a route towards understanding what I’ve seen—what I’ve just been through, you might say. So writing about film also includes writing about one’s own life and feelings at the time. I learned this is possible from reading reviews that were more knowledgeable and impassioned than most. You know, [Pauline] Kael, [Andrew] Sarris and the general-interest magazine critics of the 60s and 70s who were a more broad-minded, unsnarky bunch than today’s shills.

>ST: You’ve been labeled a Paulette [an acolyte of Kael’s distinctive criticism style], yet you also studied with Sarris at Columbia. Where do you see their critical meeting point? What did you take from them both?

>AW: Despite their rhetorical combat, both were auteurists. Really, that’s the best way to make sense of any art form. They were both sophisticated, informed and deeply passionate about movies. As Bertolucci once said, you can only argue with people with whom you basically agree. Renoir, Ophüls, Altman, Godard, Dreyer, Welles-these are basic issues that Pauline and Andrew share. I think of them as my film critic Mom and Pop.

It's long to read, what's the movie I have to hate now?

>>86079320
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>>His seemingly contrarian tendencies are offset, however, by a deep love and encyclopedic knowledge of film.

It's literally impossible to find a critic that knows more about film than he does. Say what you want about his reviews, he clearly is the smartest film critic alive, possibly ever.

>>86078306
enjoy! i know you will see it!

>>86078382
We all know you DCucks watch our stuff and not the other way around.

>>86078431
>our
cringe

i went to films

>>86078332
it shows, Tortelini

i uploaded an amateur video of me and my chick to pornhub once

Neither. The series is atrocious, and the books aren't much better. If you want great sci-fi/fantasy, I recommend The Book of the New Sun.

Both are shit. Choose series cause that takes less time.

>>86078036
maximum eye roll at you

>>86077923
that's just shitty D&D writing, there is such a huge gap with the books and GRRM ...

>>86077923

>arya's hairline

Is she really just a 37 year old midget?

>>86078011
>that's just shitty D&D writing
This. Let's not forget that Arya had a knife twisted deep inside her stomach and managed to survive

The Downfall guy. The memes are a shame because it's a great scene.

>>86077838
Whoever played Hitler in Danger 5.

>>86077838
where the fuck is chaplin?

>>86077415
One hit with massive cock and you're dead, getting poked by 2 inch wonder is annoying

Video games are exactly like real life and dex builds always win

>dex builds
>not maxing out luck
Pleb.

>>86077217
I have no idea.

I think it was a great movie, better than Prometheus imo. I don't understand most of the complaints.

>crew was stupid
Other than Daniels shooting right near explosives that could have detonated and killed her, no they weren't.

>we already knew the twist before it was revealed
It was CLEARLY intended to be that way.

>shower scene
I thought it was fine.

>>86077217
>Why does everyone think it's shit?

It seems more negative opinions on /tv/ than other places. Most people enjoyed it.

>>86077217
>Why does everyone think it's shit?
The writing is pure garbage.
>How did it ruin Alien?
It turned the franchise into unintentional slasher comedy.

>>86077481
>I think it was a great movie, better than Prometheus imo
Your opinion is shit.
>I don't understand most of the complaints
That's because you're an idiot.
>no they weren't
Confirming that you're an idiot.
>It was CLEARLY intended to be that way
It was clear at this point that they didn't even care about trying to hide the shit writing.
>I thought it was fine
Shit opinion goes with shit taste.

>>86079392
>It seems more negative opinions on /tv/ than other places
>Most people enjoyed it
Which obviously explains the box office flop.

Chuck's Feed and Seed

This 'I dont get this simpsons joke' meme screams of underage and reddit desu.

>>86077232
oh, because you get all the jokes? Explain the Chuck's one then.

>>86077089
i'm rooting for Cersei at this point

I don't think you understand what cucking means

>>86077089
You do realize he was the one doing the cucking and fathered 3children.

Cersei is just for fucking not Loving for him

He fights for his house and westeroes against nigger mudslime tier savages

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>>86077063
Ban the pickle rick bullshit.

>>86077063
move capeshit and rick and morty threads to /co/

>lets have more moderation
worst idea ever. Look at /sp/ now

PICKLE

Hella.
Fr*ckin.
Epic.

People have overused the word nihilism so much I doubt the show creators know what it means

>her

>actress

Stop shilling yourself here. Nobody knows who you are
Also you're ugly as fuck