It couldn't get made today.
>Not enough african americans.
Literal riots in the street, they'd have to make Jerry half African or adopted by Africans or some bullshit.
>Too much pumping and dumping of women. Sexist.
All those reddit whores would be up in arms about how the men treat women like disposable vessels for cum. Can't have that.
>Elaine has no female friends
No female representation. They don't sit around and talk about the glass ceiling. This is some of the worst crimes against humanity you can commit against a rich white girl 18-34 who is studying Arts/Communication/English/Gender theory/Queer theory. Not permitted
>No recognition of Israels destruction of Palestine
Whatever side of the fence you sit on, if you even have a side, you can't have so many Jews in one show and not comment on the Israel/Palestine conflict and concede that "more needs to be done"
>No commentary on politics
This is a big one. There's no condemnation of anything in politics, there's no references to the Presidential elections or new presidents as they occur. Seinfeld just kept going every year, as far as you knew no presidential elections ever transpired.
Agree?
>>86032006
>>No commentary on politics
>This is a big one. There's no condemnation of anything in politics, there's no references to the Presidential elections or new presidents as they occur. Seinfeld just kept going every year, as far as you knew no presidential elections ever transpired
There's an episode where Rudy Guliani won the mayoral election because of Elaine and Kramer screwing around in a medical lab.
granted it's not partisan or anything but that did happen.
>>86032006
They still air it today in popular time slots.
>>86032006
99% of the problems and miscommunications on Seinfeld would be solved or wouldn't exist if everyone had a modern mobile phone.
/thread
BEND THE KNEEEEEEEEEE
he will bend the knee to kiss her down there, like he did with Ygritte
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>>86031668
Which one?
There is like 20
>>86031668
post a mega link and I'll stop making them
The most uniquely bad film I have ever seen.
To be fair the source material wasn't that great to begin with.
>>86031601
I think this was one of the prime examples of stories that would have worked better as a TV-series.
I haven't read the book though, so in that I don't know if there was anything more to it than what was shown in the movie.
>>86031601
It was okay. I've enjoyed worse.
paint my chicken coop
>>86031576
Make me.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>86031633
You
TV, what are their heights?
Emilia Clarke - 6'0
Peter Dinklage - 5'11
>>86031297
jon and davos 5'5
>>86031091
Did Jon get taller
Why is this so popular /tv/?
The second "episode" is completely pointless and that girl exists for a few seconds in the final "episode", the rocket subplot was shown and built up and it meant nothing.
It's a beautiful movie sure, but the storyline is awful. Why did you tell me it was good?
Should i watch this? I am on the edge.
>>86030961
All of this guy's movies are laughably juvenile angst shit. If you're over 18 and unironically enjoy them, kill yourself.
>>86031065
edge of what?
What did they mean by a binding magical contract? What would happen if he just didn't compete? Like nigga just stay in your room.
>>86030812
magic
ain't gonna explain shit
>nigga just stay in your room.
I wish I had done that instead of going to the cinema and watch one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises, seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>86031126
the count of monte cristo, God tier? who made this list?
What went wrong?
>>86030722
nothing. it's still to this very day the boldest attempt at a blockbuster ever, it has the best divine score ever.
>>86030722
Absolutely nothing.
Observe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWq15lDh8yM
>>86030722
It's not a GoT thread or rick and morty thread
He's got our number
Somebody aware me on what the fuck OP is talking about
>>86030754
It's a Game of Thrones reference.
ITT: lovable villains
>>86030333
can we all stop pretending we wouldnt have done the same thing in his shoes, but also have sex with Carrie ann mosses unconscious body?
<3
>people make fun of DC movies for its bad CGI
>the same people praise marvel for this
>>86030312
Nice try, made me reply. 6/10.
Where's the full previz?
>>86030312
LMAO MARVELKEKS BTFO
>>86030312
imagine being the viewer in this scene
Why doesn't he tell his siblings that Little Finger orchestrated his father's death and wants the Iron Throne? Is he that autistic?
What's the point of having oracle superpowers if you don't tell people shit?
>>86030212
With great power, comes great autism
He is past pettiness.
He probably sees littlefinger still has a role to play.
>>86030212
He is the most autistic person ever portrayed in television history.
>*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies
Checked those double dubbadudubs
he only burped once this episode, it was weird.
>>86030099
Then school restarted, all the tumblr/Counterstrike kids disappear, then rick and morty become cool once more
why did they have an axe?
>Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one.
Same reason why people use pen and paper instead of a tablet.
>>86029883
Why would you need a condom?
ITT: Name huge, popular movies you've never seen and other anons try to convince you to drop what you're doing and watch them right away.
I'll start. Pic related.
>>86029658
Good comedy starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Moot.
Good luck.
>>86029807
Honestly, although it IS bad, as a stand alone, separate from the rest of those fucking horrible films, the first one is just enough of an interesting premise + full on schlock that it's worth at least one viewing.
If you see it on cable at some point, maybe take a peek.