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>Character removes helmet
>Surprise it's a woman
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I loved that episode of workaholics when they did that but it just turned out to be a guy with long hair
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>Character removes clothes
>Suprise it isn't a woman
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>moot removes 4chan
>surprise he's a turbo leftist
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Mr. Robot more like Mr. Junkie.
Why did /g/ recommend this show? The main character is a degenerate, not some top performing hacker. Peak peformance? More like peak paranoia. He even sounds like some of you tinfoils out here.
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>faggot dislikes show, blames others for making choices for him
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>Why did /g/ recommend this show?
Pretty sure we didn't.
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>>86098136
Story is cool.
Only mildly likable character is the blonde.
Elliot talks like he has retardation.
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What do you think about this /tv/?
Will he actually be a good Cable?
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cable basically plays himself, just spam AVHB
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Hes a fucking manlet, even idris elba wouldve been a better suit
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>We need an actor
>I know just the guy
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>>86097778
>We need a white actor who's in his 30s and looks like Clint Eastwood
>I know just the guy
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>>86097831
Dark tower reviews are all amazing. They try and gloss over the awful casting, and some have even said the movie is shit but you should watch it anyway
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WE
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>tfw no Brigitte gf in high school
Wasted years...
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Any Gooners here?
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>"muh wasted youth"
But I didn't. I lived life to the fullest in my youth and still do today. Sorry you were such an ugly fat fuck OP, at least you had your animes.
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>tfw no comfy nighttime walks with Brigitte
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>Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Did Commissioner Gordon really expect his 10 year old son to understand what the fuck he was talking about when he decided to give this monologue?
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>>86097538
>he doesnt understand the goddamned Batman was Dick Cheney and this speech was a pro mansized safe statement
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>>86097538
Even i don't know what the fuck he's on about. Why does Gotham deserve Batman? Why doesn't Gotham need him?
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>>86098411
he's saying 'put batman in our back pocket for a rainy day (Bane?)'
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What does /tv/ think of Sharon Stone?
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>>86097202
giv milf mommy
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Female parent
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>59
Nope, that's what I think.
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Which the most Jesus-like character?
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>>86097097
uh, the lotr actually pre dates the bible, shitlord. jesus copied all of them, duh
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>>86097097
Aragorn was. Gandalf was more of an archangel type character and Frodo was simply a martyr.
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>bland cinematography
>shallow story
>stock characters
>corny dialogue
>no original soundtrack
>copious overacting
This wasn't very good, was it?
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but skinny ties my dude
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>>86096770
Murdoch-Chan a cute. A CUTE!
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>>86097001
how to get gf to make snicker doodle swastikas
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Will the old Bill Burr every return?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhZ2XS08aQ
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New Bill Burr
Formerly Old Bill Burr
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Yes, in about 5 years. He's doing research to make his comedy even better. Once Nia cucks him, takes half his money, breaks his will and takes his daughter he will be back on top.
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burr was never funny.
>epic philly crew destruction
>durr hurr i hope bad things happen to your sportsball teams
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what's your honest opinion of this?
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dude commies
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It's ok. I really hope the talks of Indiana Jones 5 stall out.
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It's alright. It suffers from Spiderman 3 syndrome. That is, people like to say it's shit because it isn't as good as the previous ones.
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Just watched this movie with my dad after seeing the heaps of praise it gets here, and I was appalled. Blatant sexism, antisemitism and casually racist remarks plague this picture throughout.
It's a shame because it's clear that a lot of effort went into the special effects, the costumes, the set design, cinematography. It's just that the script is absolutely sick with holocaust jokes littered throughout and "humor" stemming from the treatment of minorities and various ethnic groups as if they subhumans (the movie literally starts with the lead character muttering "fucking kike.")
In the end though, it is just a glib facsimile of all the other Sam Raimi pictures from the last couple of decades. I guess he had to pack it in for the first few years of his career, having to suck up to Hollywood until he gained enough status to show his true nature without consequence.
I feel disgusted knowing that people such as the acclaimed actor Toby Maguire who I used to respect agreed to contribute to this abysmal and abhorrent picture. Every time I see his face now I see the image of Toby molesting the lifeless body of Willem Dafoe's character on Harry's sofa followed by the poor lad yelling "WHAT THE FUCK?", understandably confused and angry at the sight of his best friend giving his dead father one last prostate massage before disappearing into the night.
Every time I think of this movie, I feel like running to a shower, but the word "shower" swiftly becomes replaced with a whispered "zyklon c" in my head accompanied by the visage of Dafoe's wild glistening eyes in front of a gas chamber.
Words cannot describe how much I hate this movie. It is almost the dictionary definition of unforgivable.
But then again, it was a different time.
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>>86095601
You're lucky to not have seen the "behind the scenes" of the movie. Raimi had Toby go out in the middle of the night to murder homeless people and prostitutes, to "get him into character."
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>>86095695
Was that before or after Raimi made Tobey and Willem join the KKK to understand the themes of the film, only for them to halt filming for a while because Willem had stayed in the klan for six months longer than Raimi had intended?
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>>86095805
That was before I'm pretty sure, because I remember Tobey vomiting several times after the first ten minutes of killing homeless people. You could even hear Raimi laughing in the background.
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Miss me yet?
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literally worthless character to be completely quite honest
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yes, although joffrey proved to be a much superior version of the vile little shit trope.
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>>86095544
I wish he was alive so i could watch him die again
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ITT: Films you dont understand
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>being 10 years old or a woman
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they were on a boat
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>>86095431
Syren was a false flag
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>>86095354
new meme from kelly c
into it
lets force this harder than pickle rick up /tv/s cloaca
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>>86095478
standing by
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>Missandi: Her people are following her because she's a big supporter of freedom. She'd let anyone out of her service if they asked
>Davos: Wow! What a great woman. I want to switch sides :)
>Jon: I want to fuck her! Dany is really the best!
Next scene:
>BEND THE KNEE OR I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE
great writing