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>High or Drunk
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Am I the only one /tv/?
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here's one pal
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>>86165077
You have to be on the same mental level as the average commenter on this board
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>>86165077
twin peaks is for faggots
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Cast it
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>>86165038
Big Boss
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Micheal Cera as liquid snake
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Idris Elba as Big Boss
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What does /tv/ think of this movie?
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i preferred the blackwashed remake
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>>86164677
>Autists fucks with some random German kids stuff while he has argument with gf
>Is somehow not the bad gay
Sneks did nothing wrong,
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>>86164677
I grew up with them so I enjoy them but I also have nostalgia goggles. The one with the chick was cringe and I never watched the one with the nigger.
I beat the NES game dozens of times and also enjoyed the angry nerd episode about it but the game wasn't as hard as he said but it is just as bad, but that's just an aside.
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why would they put a boy in a bra in stranger things?
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>>86164357
this bitch disgusts me. drink some milk, idiot
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because for some reason everyone wants to fuck children
muslims love it
catholics love it
hollywood loves it
africans love it
jews love it
everyone wants to fuck children but me
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>>86164386
>2017
>eating or drinking dairy products
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Why are modern Vampires like, always just posh yuppies who drink blood, instead of being the predatory undead creepy monsters they used to be in older vampire fiction?
Where did the modern Vampire come from? Was it that interview with a vampire movie?
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Cause there was a period of time you could wear a cape and it wasn't seen as weird
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Blackula is considered high art and is credited with all the modern canon
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>>86164132
It's not just the clothing style. Go watch old Dracula films, Vampires are creepy as shit "Come..play with... us.. come... play" and move more similar to ghosts, very light on their feet.
Modern vampires are just normal yuppies who drink blood.
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Schwimmer on band of brothers
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Why did they put this doofus on band of brothers? It was almost a perfect show besides him, and the guy from office space. Seriously why did they add these guys to the show?
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>>86163653
because we all need somebody to hate
fucking ross
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WE WERE ON A BREAK
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>>86163653
(((they))) needed (((another))) solid actor.
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What's the most depressing, soul crushing shit you've ever seen?
https://youtu.be/9RAhxhIHdpM
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>>86163600
Like /tv/ related or just in general life?
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>>86163600
inb4 Lilya 4ever
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>>86164035
How about both?
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*leans back*
I CHECK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yWaSfGosbQ
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>>86163040
>"Ben what are you still doing here? Jennifer Garner's waiting for you at home"
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>>86163040
i dont get it
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>>86163040
>he knows hollywood is full of rats
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>Droid, please.
Why did people have such a problem with this line?
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>nigger droid please
How did they get away with that line ?
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>>86162715
Raimi must have directed it.
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>>86163117
Fuck off with this fucking meme. Name one racist line Raimi has ever put in one of his films.
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???
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>>86161625
I wonder if Sneed went there
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???
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Does it bother anyone that all the male main characters are designed to be broken and non-threatening?
>crippled child (Bran)
>inbred cripple (Jamie)
>old disfigured cripple (Davvos)
>disfigured PTSD (Hound)
>bastard (Jon)
>dwarf (Tyrion)
>beta eunuch (Greyworm)
>beta eunuch 2 (Theon)
>bald beta eunuch (Varys)
>beta orbiter extraordinaire (Jorah)
>fat nerd beta (Sam)
>idiot manipulator (Littlefinger)
Meanwhile, look at the female leads
>powerful queen (Cersei)
>powerful queen (Dany)
>powerful queen (Sansa)
>powerful queen (Lady Mormont)
>powerful queen (Ellaria)
>powerful queen (Yara)
>powerful queen (Olenna)
>powerful assassin (Arya)
No cripples or eunuchs or dwarves or bastards. All perfect.
Is there a single masculine good guy in the entire show?
Maybe Bronn, but he will probably die soon. Also, I wouldn’t call him powerful in the least.
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>muh goodies
>muh baddies
stick to fucking Garfield.
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>>86161165
I'm not talking about good/bad, I'm talking about ANY male characters
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>>86161165
>>86161438
I guess we have Euron, but he's just Joffrey 2.0. Newcomer who's meant to come off as crazy and will die to make the audience cheer.
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Would a Patrick Bateman-type character work in the 2010's? Would he be able to get away with murder as easily as he did?
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Nah, he'd get tried for thought crime.
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>>86160523
Yes. Nobody cares about the homeless or prostitutes.
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>>86160560
what a gay post dude
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Ladies and gentlemen...
Where were you when Disney destroyed Disney?
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The Lion King was never good.
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The only white actors are playing the idiotic characters.
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>>86160327
>we picked mostly black people simply because it takes place in Africa teehee!
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is there a SINGLE good lovecraftian movie?
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>>86159722
Is there a SINGLE good lovecraftian story?
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>>86159722
Lovecraftian horror only works in writing. Only writing can convey cosmic horror, because with writing nothing is shown. Film displays imagery, therefor the concept of cosmic horror is lost in the film.
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In the mouth of madness
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Agree to disagree with me but Christopher was one of the best characters in Sopranos and I think there should have been more episodes about him.
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>>86159666
fucking junky degenerate
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>>86159666
"where's my arc paulie?"
Definitely one of the most introspective characters in television
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>>86159666
Nice trips Christaaaaafaaaah