The Last Jedi spoilers, random beats that I believe weren't unveiled yet that I pieced together from the material I worked with. Before anyone ask: it's ads and similar blah blah stuff.Finn's new spinal implant is connected to his nervous system. After Finn is captured, The First Order hacks into his brain to retrieve information about Resistance's base on D'Qar.Snoke literally bathes in blood which is sucked from his prisoners with a special equipment, alive. He has a special edgy-looking executioner which performs this "ritual".Poe Dameron has a force tree through which his dead mother talks to him.Phasma is MUCH more important in this movie. Second in charge under Snoke - emperor Palpatine's daughter. The pact she made with Snoke is why The First Order was built with help of Empire's remaining military.Rose is Crait native. Under the Empire's rule, her people slaved away many years in the mines. She discovers that Amilyn Holdo wants to capture Crait just to use the existing "slave workforce" to finance Resistance, and this causes her to switch sides.Starkiller base was Empire's project, prepared as retaliation weapon in case Empire falls. It was discovered by Poe's father but he didn't live to bring the news to Resistance. This is what fuels Poe to lead a scout mission to a new planet rumoured to be where Snoke is. It's called Vartu, Valar or something like this, it starts with V and sounds evil.
Sure why not? This movie already sounds like utter garbage, why not throw more shit on the fire?
>Palpatine's daughter
>lol
>>86234023
>Snoke literally bathes in blood
come on, fag, it's PG-13
>>86234174
Didn't Rian just posted yesterday on Twitter that TLJ has some gore and suggestive stuff in it and therefore isn't suitable for children?
>"horror" movie
>obligatory scene of kids chanting a lullaby song and the main character getting scared of it
>A24 logo
>"cinephiles" automatically love it
>>86167793
>who are you talking to?
>horror movie
>there is a scene that gives you a fetish
Any other movies with absolutely ZERO women in the cast? I'm building a list but have not gotten further than pic related
12 Angry Men
>>86233964
>>86233964
there's some woman there when they trade with the locals
I said what what
in the butt
id like to fuck him up the ass if you guys know what i mean
>>86167619
Where are his shoulders?
>>86167661
in his butt
what doth life? ahahaha
so deep. so intellectual. truly only advanced minds can appreciate this show.
WHAT DOTH LIFE?
Stop spamming an old show people either already know or use for R&M bait
WE DID IT REDDIT WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
"I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed."
wow, the humor on this show is so deep. not for normies!
first /tv/ related crushes
She literally gave me my first boner when I was 11 years old.
Love at first sight desu
Why does hollywood, critics, and audiences alike so obsessed over quips? Why have quips become a currency in its own rights in film?
I have no fucking idea, but it's really tiresome.
A few sprinkled here and there like in Batman Begins is fine, but too many makes the stakes feel low and the drama fake.
>>86167545
BUT
MUH
FUN
>>86167493
Reddit. It has conditioned people not to talk with substance, but reply with some snarky, 2 word inoffensive quip in any situation. Everyone on reddit is doing their best Starlord impression 24/7.
honest opinions?
my honest opinion is that youre either a phone posting summer fag or a lazy piece of shit.
can you not write more than 2 words to start a got damn thread?
Belters are a scum.
>>86233451
I just want to know if it's good
When did this show jump the shark?
>>86167141
Season 3. The show lost its purpose when Frank no longer had to scheme his way to the top.
>>86167141
When the secretary fell
>>86167141
When real news became crazier and more interesting than the story line
Could he have broken into more serious roles? It's been 20 years since his death, could he have become a John Goodman type A lister? What could have been if he didn't die?
>>86167110
No he'd just be where Kevin Smith is at right now since Sandler wouldn't need a fat guy replacement.
>>86168522
Kevin James*
>>86167110
>could he
probably
>would he
probably not
Still the best OP of any show ever.
>>86232720
Still the worst OP of any thread ever.
still the best what?
>>86232720
>GoT is BoB
>"Fun" is not really something one considers when balancing the universe.
What did he mean by this?
>>86166749
Thanos thinks his duty to balance the universe by killing half of it so he can have sex with Death. He just never realized the task would be so much fun from toying with the Avengers
>>86166749
He's like a purple Judge Holden
>>86166749
>this is a menacing villain to millenials
Fucks sake guys, get it together.
>"what's your name?"
>...........................
>"Where did you come from?"
>...........................
>"Do you need help?"
>...........................
>"Ok I'm calling authorities."
>"no."
>"So you can talk, what's your name?"
>...........................
I fucking HATE this kind of writing. It almost ruined the entire show for me.
At least you know she'll barely make a sound when you
>>86166690
this
>>86166690
>At least you know she'll barely make a sound when you
what's your name?
I pray to God every night that feminists will get btfo. Please /tv/, assure me that Daenarys will die as a sequel to November 8th.
>>86232568
..only to haunt you in your dreams, anon.
>>86232568
She can't die. She might lose one dragon. Maybe two but she will win and Got will go down as a feminazi show for years to come.
>>86232905
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l7VuGknEfQY
How is this not proof that she'll die because of her dragons/winter and be reunited with Khal Drogo and her son? What other purpose could this sequence have?
ITT: Movies that transcend the Patrician-Pleb divide
>>86166578
I gotchu senpai
>>86166578
This one is just pretentious crap