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Start preparing your Halloween costume because this is mask of 2017's Halloween.
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Why would I wear an entire costume just to sit inside all evening?
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I'm not 5 so
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His bigass head and rabbit teeth look fucking dumb
Why did it score so low in reviews? I felt this movie was brilliant but when I looked up it says it scored quite low why is this?
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it wasn't a remake of anything
>googles
sorry it wasn't a remake of something anyone remembers
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>>86230778
You have even lower standards than most movie critics, and I say that not having seen the film.
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they weren't wearing capes
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Im going to watch this and you can't stop me.
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>>86230766
There's worse ways to spend an hour and a half than watching Kate Beckinsale run around in tight leather. Knock yourself out.
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It puzzles me how this series is still going to this day. I remember watching the first two back when they were new and coming out not thinking much of them beyond the fact that Kate Beckinsale was really cute.
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I wish RLM would do an Underworld special similar to their RE one.
They are so many weird parallels between them.
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ITT: Actors that are impossible to hate
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>>86230705
God she was so fucking hot. Still is.
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Shelley Duval?
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great tits
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MOVIES THAT ALMOST HAPPENED
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What are some interesting ones?
>Francis Ford Coppola's MEGALOPOLIS was in active development between 1998 and 2001. The script, penned by Coppola, centers on Serge Catalan (Russell Crowe), a wealthy and successful architect who is lauded by his groundbreaking designs but reviled for his excessive lifestyle. Upon learning that the ambitious Mayor of New York City, Frank Cicero (Robert De Niro), and his associate Gene Hamilton (Warren Beatty), an elderly billionaire, are developing "Cityworld", a cutting-edge casino mini-city at the heart of NYC to solve its economic problems, Serge approaches the government with a cheaper and sleeker alternative of his own design, "Megalopolis", entirely made from the nanotechnology-based polymer Megalon. This sparks a decades-spanning rivalry between Serge and Cicero, which is further compounded when Cicero's estranged daughter Julia (Parker Posey) develops a relationship with Serge, and by Cicero's obsession with the notion that Serge murdered his wife, with whom Serge was having an affair.
>Coppola's draft is over 200 pages, featuring over 100 characters. Over 1,000 pieces of concept art were produced, and Coppola had already shot 30 hours of secondary photography. The project was scrapped due to the September 11th attacks and the studio's general wariness of a big-budget 3h+ sci-fi political drama.
>Nicolas Cage, Kevin Spacey, Julianne Moore, Natalie Portman and Paul Newman were also slatted for high-profile supporting roles.
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>scrapped due to the September 11th attacks
I don't get it, why would the attacks cause them to cancel the project?
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>>86282863
>cityworld
wow, great writing
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Paul Verhoeven's CRUSADES (1991)
>In 1095 A.D., thief Hagen (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is caught stealing from an abbey, but avoids execution by faking a miracle and is recruited by the corrupt Pope Urban II (Christopher Macdonald) as a propaganda tool in the Crusades against the barbaric muslims who have besieged Jerusalem. Hagen's commanding officer is his psychopathic, sadistic half-brother, Count Emmerich of Bascarat (Gary Sinise). After Hagen disfigures Emmerich's face in retaliation for Emmerich raping an innocent young woman, Emmerich arranges for Hagen to be sold into slavery to the Saracens.
>By a stroke of fate, Hagen's old friend, con man Ari (John Turturro), turns out to be a distant relative of Prince Ibn Khaldun, and arranges for Hagen to instead become a soldier for the Saracens. Journeying to Jerusalem, where he intends to escape, Hagen instead finds a peaceful realm where Christians, Jewish and Muslim co-exist in peace and realizes the Crusaders are the enemy. He also falls in love with Khaldun's sister Mira (Jennifer Connelly) and rallies the people of Jerusalem to stand against Emmerich and his army in a bloodthirsty battle.
>Verhoeven's script is notorious for it's subversive approach, portraying the Saracens as noble warriors unfairly persecuted by the Latin Church, and it's dark tone and graphic violence, with scenes such as Hagen stumbling upon a pedophile rape orgy in a church; Hagen caving in Emmerich's face by bludgeoning his helmet, which later has to be sawed off alongside chunks of Emmerich's face; Emmerich raping teenage girls on a medieval bathtub filled with grapes in order to savor the tainted juice that the smashed grapes produced; Hagen being stitched to a live donkey and having to tear himself free, among others.
Dr Pavel, I'm ZS-NVB.
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>>86230470
no.
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>>86230470
Dr. Pavel, I'm AZN.
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you don't get to bring philanges
Post actors/actresses you want to meat
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Guess two
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You misspelled meet, dumbass
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>>86230536
hey meat me outside bitch
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What should I watch: Badlands or Kubrick's Lolita?
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>lolita
>the actress is like 30 years old
What did he mean by this?
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the 90s version of lolita
or the russian version :^)
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>>86282737
This
90s version lolita is fucking tits
I mean come on
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How?
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How?
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>>86230549
Still no answer
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Is the guardians comic as one liner heavy and silly as the movie?
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worth watching? funny?
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>>86230190
I don't know. How many guys could you jerk off at the same time?
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If you like Mike Judge, sure
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>>86230190
the first season was decent, but anything afterwards is just a circlejerk of not knowing where to take the plot.
Literally Redddit Repellent the show
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>Literally Redddit Repellent the show
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Is this you?
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How long until everyone on this board says it's reddit tier garbage?
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>This shitty blockbuster designed from the ground up to sell toys is so shitty!
>You're right, how about for next week we go see a real movie instead?
>But then we'd actually have to offer a genuine piece of criticism in which we take a stance and defend our opinion with arguments, Mike. We couldn't just make snarky nitpicks and judge movies that aren't even intended to be competent based on our narrow predictable cookie-cutter Film 101 checklist of basic competency
>That's right, Jay! Tune in next week for our Thor 3 review!
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Get some real friends
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>well jay, what did you think of movie?
>I thought it was boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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>>86229844
>Well I liked it. It had a lot of fun or funny moments.
>Oh yeah? Well me too, in a sorta kinda ironic way
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The Merchant of Venice 2004
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So recently watched this movie.
Had a question about jews , Was Shakespeare anti semite or jews are like that?
Spoilers ahead if you have not read it or seen it.So Shylock gave up his religion to have his fortune back. I mean how could one give up his religion? Are jews really that greedy? I will give up my life rather than give up my religion
Also Lynn Collins was damn beautiful in this movie.
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>>86229635
The Jewish religion is the worship of money. It was about usury. Which before merchants took over the world with capitalism (state sponsored usury) was considered a major sin.
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>>86229635
Accumulating capital and lying to gentiles are acts of worship to the god of Jews
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>>86229635
It was really just reiterating catholic doctrine regarding jews at the time, that is no one has the right to harm the jew but you shouldn't tolerate their mischief. You can see it in the "if you prick us do we not bleed?" monologue. The jews are still people and deserve to be treated with like people.
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best character of the series yes
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>>86229513
whos this faggot?
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>>86229621
He didnt watched Rome, baka
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What does /tv/ think about the movie? Finally watched it I thought it was alright, sure wasn't a flop though. I thought it was weird how Jim kind of obsessed over this woman.
She gave up her entire life and dreams just to be with him. Her views could have changed along the way and I guess her life on the ship does make a great story still.
Thoughts on this movie?
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>>86229459
it was okay. definitely an interesting and "original" premise. it got a bit worse towards the end with Laurence "my daughter does porn" Fishburne waking up
6-7/10
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>>86229911
Yeah I thought it was very original and kept me intrigued, but the plot was all over the place.
The trailer made it sound like there was some huge reason for them being woken up;
But it was just a sci-fi love story about a lonely guy who fixes a ship.
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>>86229459
JLaw is horrible, no range and basically always plays the same character with the screaming and stuttering and everything. The narration was horribly annoying.
Otherwise boring but alright, could've used a twist ending though. Or not even a twist, just Pratt not surviving and her having to contemplate waking someone else.