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>>86293272
He's probably fucked Peggy's niece by now

>>86293272
WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS SUBJECT!!!FACT!!! http://thesupernaughts.com/columns/fact/is-captain-america-a-virgin-the-great-debate-of-our-timefact/

>>86293300
this and slut widow probably teached him some stuff

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One of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>86239702
its a decent book series for kids i guess
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The author of this book series became a total libtard

>>86239702
I have no thoughts on the series it wasnt terrible but it also really wasnt worthy of note.

>>86239476
>have The Rolling Stones killed

television and film suck so it's natural

>>86239476
Go to to Hell you old Bastard

>>86239288
he's really into mescaline now

Beck biopic, when?

>>86239424
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/jan/10/michael-cera-crystal-fairy

It's awesome if you're gay.

>>86293003
A little of column A a little of column B

>>86293003
Why does it have to be just one or the other?

Nothing is funny.

This thread is not funny.

>>86239097
how contrarian of you. South Park had a good little run from 2002-2005

>>86238873
Brokeback Mountain

>>86238873
did they fuck the human slaves? I feel like there would've been a vague suggestion that was the case though

were it the other way around I know humans would rape them

Was a re-imagine necessary?

>>86292849
>Dan's revenge?
That's it.

>>86292849
Victoria refused to fuck him. Ariana enthusiastically enjoys acting like a little girl in bed.

>>86292849
She can't act and isn't attractive enough to just be cast as eye candy.

>>86238608
I'm surprised there hasn't been a remake yet.

the sphinx tits were kino

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>>86238608
>Neverending Story
>it ends

>>86238554
I think you'd like Millennium Actress and The President's Analyst.

My top 10
>The Straight Story
>Speed Racer
>Django Unchained
>Jeremiah Johnson
>Conan the Barbarian
>Tremors
>Step Brothers
>The Matrix
>Adaptation
>Lawrence of Arabia

>>86238554
Is little shop of horrors good? It's on my list of things to watch

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>>86238554

All shit.

>>86238222
intimidating

Problem Child Trilogy

oh god that's real art

>>86290641
anime when?

>>86290710
Thye made a tv show. I saw it once by accident. I thought I was having a fever dream.

>>86238161
Not her

mayday

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>>86238161
Xenia

>>86237757
he was just corrupted by his milky mommy

Adaptation wrongly portrays him as weak-willed.

>killed his dad
he's my hero 2bh